Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 22, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 4 years ago

    Pig dreams of living the retired life in Florida.

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    B UTTONS  almost 4 years ago

    Pig doesn’t have the nose to find truffles; and people don’t want tough loin chops or bacon from a hard working pig.

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    juncarlo  almost 4 years ago

    I think that the dream of many is to get to retire in good health and with sufficient funds and be able to wake up in the mornings without work worries.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Pig could be an actor in pizza commercials! The Flo of pizza!

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    Robin Harwood  almost 4 years ago

    It’s bad enough having to work when you’re awake. Having another job in your dreams is too much, even if you need the money.

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    garcoa  almost 4 years ago

    Never quite sure why they are standing at the edge of a cliff when discussing such matters, sounds dangerous.

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    SonicFan91  almost 4 years ago

    These charecters are in a word weird

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    My dream job is to win the lottery. So far, my dream and reality are far apart.

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    the lost wizard  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t know about dream jobs. Had a few nightmares though.

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    Algolei I  almost 4 years ago

    My dream job is to count sleep. Or have I got that backwards?

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Dream job is an oxymoron!

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    Troglodyte  almost 4 years ago

    Why would anyone dream about jobs?! Those would be nightmares!

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    Breadboard  almost 4 years ago

    Dream Job = Beer and Pizza tester …… who gains no weight !

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    dadoctah  almost 4 years ago

    I once noticed that everybody in my dreams speaks with the same voice. Mine.


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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 4 years ago

    When I dream that I’m at my job, I usually discover that I’m not wearing any pants. I’ll consider myself fortunate if that situation continues to confine itself to my dreams.

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    uniquename  almost 4 years ago

    Pig’s right. Goat’s dreams do sound miserable.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  almost 4 years ago

    My dream job is assistant to a man who does nothing for a living.

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Could a dream be any more miserable than life itself?

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    GOAT: Our dreams feel real while we’re in them. It’s only when we wake we realize things were strange.

    PIG: But all the textures of real life – the stones, the cliff… grass… sky… coffee… your mind can’t create all this.

    GOAT: It does. Every time you dream. Let me ask you a question: You never remember the beginning of your dreams, do you? You just turn up in the middle of what’s going on.

    PIG: I guess.

    GOAT: So… how did we end up at this cliff?

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    SusieB  almost 4 years ago

    My dream job is retirement. Only 3 years , six months and about 2 weeks to go…..

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    tripwire45  almost 4 years ago

    Strangely enough, I did have a dream about getting a job last night.

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    8ec23d5228da33aa2115003c92d0fe83  almost 4 years ago

    The English language is like a bi-polar diabetic girlfriend on steroids. Close enough?

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    JudyAz  almost 4 years ago

    Nice color sky.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Pig’s dream (or nightmare) job must be making the tastiest ham.. pork chops.. bacon or hocks.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 4 years ago

    Unfortunately, I often dream that I’m at the office.

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    walstib  almost 4 years ago

    I’ve been retired 15 months, and like several times a week, I woke up having the “work” dream. Other than that, retirement is great!

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    CalLadyQED  almost 4 years ago

    My “dream job” is FI/RE. I’ve found that most of my friends and family disapprove of that. :(

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Pig has many peoples’ dream job already.

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    kaffekup   almost 4 years ago

    Why not? My dream job is to be retired.

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    Pig certainly does have a way with words! Away, words! Be gone!

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    Mentor397  almost 4 years ago

    The colors seem brighter on Gocomics lately. Did they switch to a new detergent?

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    Sir Uncle Rat69 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Good thing didn’t dream that he was on the Menu at a BBQ business.

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