Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 07, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    Who is going to tell the gardener’s family what happened?

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Good to see Li’l Guard Duck back on the job!

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    LeeCox  over 4 years ago

    It’s always easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission.

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    MathProf2  over 4 years ago

    Gives a whole new meaning to Tiptoe Through The Tulips

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    sirbadger  over 4 years ago

    You could sabotage a package so that it leaks honey.

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “…weekly meetings” and victims’ funds.

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    PICTO  over 4 years ago

    I use Crosshairs Property Protection. Messy, but there is no recidivism.

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    kaffekup   over 4 years ago

    Well, what the hey, you get to do anything you want to trespassers in ’Murica, these days.

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    JasonBall  over 4 years ago

    Guard Duck! It’s been too long! Stick around, lil guy!

    I love him. Great strip today.

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    gnome  over 4 years ago

    Hey you kids! get your pieces off my lawn….

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    dwane.scoty1  over 4 years ago

    “………& pull yourself together!!!”

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    mjb515  over 4 years ago

    I was talking about what we would do, not what you would do.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    I see that one must carefully Tiptoe, through the tulips…

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    cdward  over 4 years ago

    Haven’t seen Guard Duck in awhile. Maybe because he was in hiding? In prison? Exile? All seem plausible.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    I hope they straighten up and fly right.

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    Breadboard  over 4 years ago

    From a movie: "Case of Beer for that one " Nice work Guard Duck ! ….. Croc Power!

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    wrd2255  over 4 years ago

    The punishment doesn’t exactly fit the crime. But we’ve all thought about it.

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    basspro  over 4 years ago

    Funeral services for “Rat” will be held sometime in the future.

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    uniquename  over 4 years ago

    Here’s the best:

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Guard Duck assumed…..

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    jmartin1955  over 4 years ago

    I love guard duck

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    car2ner  over 4 years ago

    I still like this bomb idea

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    KennethJohnson  over 4 years ago

    tiptoe around the tulip…or go boom!

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    Queen of America  over 4 years ago

    I watched some vids on people stealing paclages and the ingenious things people do to make them regret it. One video showed a guy filling a box with glitter and something like honey. It went kaboom when the thief opened it in the car. (this box also had a tiny remote camera in it) We all know you never get rid of glitter! Another video showed the the kaboom when the thief opened it in his apartment. The wife/girlfriend was livid. The guy who created this setup was trying to market it.

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    asmbeers  over 4 years ago

    Only if they have to tiptoe through to get to the package.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    This must be a reprint of a spring comic. There are no tulips this time of year. And, you can’t even tell where they are unless you dig up the garden, which would probably alert people.

    Despite that, the comic was still funny.

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    Herb L 1954  over 4 years ago

    Lil guard duck Bolton.Protecting Murica ;(

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    Bookworm  over 4 years ago

    No, no! Not another meeting!

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    Linguist  over 4 years ago

    Locks only keep the honest people out.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That’s an excellent solution

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    Scott S  over 4 years ago

    On an episode of NCIS porch pirates stole what turned out to be a package bomb & blew themselves into a million pieces.

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    B.comics.61  over 4 years ago

    Guard Duck doesn’t have a cigarette dangling from his lips anymore. I guess that’s a good thing, but it does take away from his image.

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    alexius23  over 4 years ago

    Always a good day to see Guard Duck!

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    jvn  over 4 years ago

    Hope the package didn’t get damaged.

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    Eric S   over 4 years ago

    I’m ok with this.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 4 years ago

    Can I order antipersonnel mines online?

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    Ina Tizzy  over 4 years ago

    Someone was wondering what happened to the duck. Apparently he is back.

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    syzygy47  over 4 years ago

    I’ve had a few thousand worth taken from my house. Thought of some Home Alone slash Rambo response protection traps when I’m away. The only thing is it might invite escalated retaliation, like slashing my tires or starting a fire.

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    darlabass  over 4 years ago

    I am thinking about the punning piano teacher who hid in the bushes/tulips. Reminded me of Monty Python’s exploding orchestra skit besides all of the great musical puns.

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    marshalljpeters Premium Member over 4 years ago

    This strip, and all the comments, make me really thankful to be living in a rural area. I have never had a package go missing after it was delivered.

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    PeteBroccolo  over 4 years ago

    Hooray! Lil Guard Duck is back, and on duty!

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    Snoots  over 4 years ago

    GUARD DUCK IS BACK! About time!

    And… there goes the mailman…

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    mrrescueguy51  over 4 years ago

    Guard duck is back!!!!!

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Oh, L’il Guard Duck, I am so happy to see you again after your too-long absence! And your Direct Action is such a relief from wimpy Pig’s timorous inaction!

    Let’s blow up some stuff! Oh, yeah!

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    wwward1948  over 4 years ago

    Don’t be was the mailman.

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    One Navy Seal  over 4 years ago

    The goose is from untitled goose game.

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    Avatar_Hoodie  over 2 years ago

    who needs glitterbombs when you have this

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