Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 08, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  about 4 years ago

    Yeah, but they eventually settle for the “nice guy.” They want someone to grow old with, not visit in prison.

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    DanielRyanMulligan  about 4 years ago

    try stealing stamps. then you can be public enemy of the post office number 1!

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    NErDysprosium  about 4 years ago

    I wonder what would happen if I put MY face on a wanted poster and stuck it in the post office while nobody was looking

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    einarbt  about 4 years ago

    Wanted vs. Wanted, that is the question then, or what?

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    if(comicStrip == "funny") {return "laughter";}  about 4 years ago

    And for part-time necrophiliacs: Wanted dead or alive.

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    hariseldon59  about 4 years ago

    Pig could find plenty of people who want him. For pork chops, ham, bacon, or sausage.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Pig everybody likes you , baked with potatoes or roasted underground “Su Proceddu a Carraxiau” , as Sardinian people does :

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    B UTTONS  about 4 years ago

    Pig, the County fair needs a pig for the annual greased pig contest.

    The winner gets to take the pig home for dinner.

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    Bilan  about 4 years ago

    If you ever feel that you’re not wanted, just ask the landlord, cable company, etc …

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    Pointspread  about 4 years ago

    No Pig, girls like bad boys. Women like grown men with their act together.

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    gopher gofer  about 4 years ago

    try bacon cologne…

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    Breadboard  about 4 years ago

    Pig go live with Larry Croc and learn the ways of the Croc (Larry has a Wife) … Croc Power !

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    Kaputnik  about 4 years ago

    Do post offices still have those wanted posters? I can’t recall seeing them in quite some time. But I rarely go to any post office other than the closest one.

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    PIG needs to be bitch slapped! Rat has no compassion AT all!

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    Casey Jones  about 4 years ago

    Bad boys, bad boys. Whatcha gonna do?

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    Ellis97  about 4 years ago

    I know how you feel, Pig. Maybe I’m just not meant to find that special someone.

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    gigagrouch  about 4 years ago

    My local PO doesn’t post the Wanted posters anymore.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Oh, my goodness

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I love you Pig, bacon is my favorite, closely followed by baby back ribs.

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    zeexenon  about 4 years ago

    I am Sad. Sad I am. Where the heck are my green eggs and ham?

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    marilynnbyerly  about 4 years ago

    Loneliness is about attitude. Go out and help others. Connect with people with the same interests. Read a book. Also, don’t confuse being alone with loneliness. You can be crowded room and be lonely. Being by yourself isn’t lonely, either, unless you decide it is.

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    KEA  about 4 years ago

    I haven’t seen a wanted poster in ages… do they still do that?

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    PBS1!  about 4 years ago

    A rare serious strip. Stephan Pastis once wrote that he doesn’t do such strips more than once or twice a year, because otherwise he’d look like For Better or For Worse.

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    Iwa Iniki  about 4 years ago

    I like you.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I’m a retired postal worker and at some times my office would put photos of my fellow employees in the lobby, I always like to comment that it seemed appropriate that their faces should be on the walls of the lobby.

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    pchemcat  about 4 years ago

    I used to feel that way Pig. The best thing to do is to accept yourself for who and what you are. Stop trying to live up to what society thinks you should be or do. Love yourself. If you don’t love yourself you really can’t love anyone else. There is no reason for anyone else to love you if you feel you are not worthy of love. Get a kitty of a puppy, animals give unconditional love and will help you realize your worth. Good luck to you Pig.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 4 years ago

    Pig could be on the first “Unwanted” poster.

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    Sisyphos  about 4 years ago

    Pig’s Personal Problems extend to hygiene whenever he takes pen in hand and ink on head.

    Embrace your invisibility, PIg. It is a power! You are empowered through self-reliance, not through whining diary entries….

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    clayface9 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Hey, that was actually funny!

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    CalLadyQED  about 4 years ago

    I was tracking with Pig until that 7th panel. :D

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    WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Wouldn’t be that difficult to get your wanted poster in the post office…

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    alantain  5 months ago

    Sometimes being unwanted is preferable!

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