Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 09, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  about 4 years ago

    Puns and alcohol are essential at this time.

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    DanielRyanMulligan  about 4 years ago

    i love pearls before swine its like crack for me

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    B UTTONS  about 4 years ago

    Patsis loose on the world will encourage people to Stay behind locked doors.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Pearls is an essential service! You made the funniest joke in panel three.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 4 years ago

    Did you notice how Stephan’s fist goes outside the border in the last panel?

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    sirbadger  about 4 years ago

    Next step is to fill in the background with whatever is behind them.

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    enigmamz  about 4 years ago

    Oh, thank God!

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    Concretionist  about 4 years ago

    You’ll save me one pun? Oh good. Save it for a long time, okay?

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 4 years ago

    You need “art supplies” for this?

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    Bilan  about 4 years ago

    We need the essential service of PBS to drive us to another essential service, alcohol.

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    kaffekup   about 4 years ago

    So, Stephan, just how big a campaign contribution did you make…?

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    Sanspareil  about 4 years ago

    So its once upun a time again!

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    jonnytest  about 4 years ago

    They let you back in the country? Huh, go figure.

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    kmccjoe1  about 4 years ago

    This, of course, is because the pun is mightier than the sword.

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    The Moose Group  about 4 years ago

    Oh great, more pun-ishment

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I consider most cartoonists to be essential.

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    Breadboard  about 4 years ago

    Not all Onlines are created equal ;-) …. Croc Power

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    Procat Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Media is considered an essential service, and a cartoon is a form of media. But so is junk mail, wonder if he will apply for a small business loan?

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    wesleylscott1  about 4 years ago

    So many pun-dits making so many comments…..

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    Chithing Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Prepare for tons of puns.

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    wrd2255  about 4 years ago

    Strip needs a new bird character. A Corvid.

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    Emmett Wayne  about 4 years ago

    O Pun Sesame! And voila, color!

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 4 years ago

    The truth is, Pastis was in an ICE detention facility in El Paso, a suspected illegal alien from another planet.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 4 years ago

    BLESS YOU, PASTIS!!

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    SpicyNacho Premium Member about 4 years ago

    This reminds me, I need some yellow legal pads.

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    Steverino Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Puntastic.

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    Lou  about 4 years ago

    We’re counting on you, Pastis.

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    jal333  about 4 years ago

    Be punny, please! I need you.

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 4 years ago

    One and dun.

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    wirepunchr  about 4 years ago

    Hey don’t forget about chocolate !

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    grocks  about 4 years ago

    Stephan – another hero among the pandemic!

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    wesleylscott1  about 4 years ago

    The Pun-demic

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    Ellis97  about 4 years ago

    Can’t wait to start my own strip.

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    Walt Tuttle  about 4 years ago

    With the toilet paper shortage I went to buy a bidet, but they sold their last one yesterday. Plus, I couldn’t afford it.

    I was a bidet late and a dollar short.

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    Troglodyte  about 4 years ago

    Nobody said the lockdown would be pun!

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    Who knew Pig was proactive?

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    txmystic  about 4 years ago

    If puns are the cure, what does that say about the disease?

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    Bookworm  about 4 years ago

    Steve will wish a pun a star.

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    wesleylscott1  about 4 years ago

    Marvel Comic’s “The Pun-isher”

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    Tentoes  about 4 years ago

    As an unemployed software engineer, I am proudly the least essential person in the state.

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Thank god! Heeeeeees baaaaaack!

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    KEA  about 4 years ago

    talk about pun-ishment for our sins

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    jessie d. Premium Member about 4 years ago

    The Feds aka Trump ain’t gonna send you diddly. He is incapable of giving to another person. As he said the supplies be his.

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    nosirrom  about 4 years ago

    Go ahead Pastis. Pun-tificate all you can.

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    The Fly Hunter  about 4 years ago

    You, Pastis, are definitely not essential!

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    Pango Premium Member about 4 years ago

    PASTIS IS ESSENTIAL!!!!!!!

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    SmallMeadow  about 4 years ago

    Thank got this strip is no longer off color. Or is it?

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    YorkGirl  Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I’ll kind of miss the Pencil drawn on paper!

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    zeexenon  about 4 years ago

    Where the heck did I put my TOP SECRET rubber stamp?

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    Imagine  about 4 years ago

    Puns are essential. Without them there would be no punting, no punishment, no punk, no punch, no punctuation, no punctuality and about 160 other words starting with pun.

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    susanherr  about 4 years ago

    HIP-HIP-HOORAY!

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    luluputu  about 4 years ago

    YAY!

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    Obi-Haiv  about 4 years ago

    They should have strip searched him in Customs!

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    Davel2468  about 4 years ago

    So just what was Pasties doing in Columbia? Buying “coffee”?

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    knight1192a  about 4 years ago

    GO BACK TO COLUMBIA, THEY’LL SAVE US FROM ROTTEN PUNS!!!!!!!

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    johnschutt  about 4 years ago

    Just beautiful.

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    the lost wizard  about 4 years ago

    Essentially, I need to get serviced.

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    TarchonEtruscan  about 4 years ago

    All of this crap are puns??

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    dialfred  about 4 years ago

    And I was about to look for some colored pencils to mail to you :)

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    magdala666  about 4 years ago

    Welcome home, Stephan! Your puns are an essential service.

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    noahproblem  about 4 years ago

    Stores were all closed? Maybe he should have shopped with that lady who bought the stairway to heaven…

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    asrialfeeple  about 4 years ago

    Two old vulture buddies have been flying from New York to Florida every winter together for years. But one year they mutually decide that they’re too old to be flapping their wings for those many hundreds of miles, and they’re going to take a commercial airplane. So they make their reservations.

    They arrive at the airport and walk up to the counter to check in. The agent, seeing that one of them has a suitcase, says ‘May I check that for you, sir?’

    The vulture replies, ‘No thank you. It’s carrion.’

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    Altar_Ego  about 4 years ago

    ♪ ♫ Send Lawyers, Puns, and Money… ♫ ♪ (thanks Warren Z!)

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    Shades O’Grady  about 4 years ago

    Rat says ‘Pun schmun, give me lots of alcohol’.

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    Sisyphos  about 4 years ago

    Listen here, Cartoon-Boy Preacher Man: we don’t need or want that kind of saving! Maybe we’ll tar and feather you (one feather at a time) and ride you out of town on a rail, as they did to flim-flam “artists” back in the Way Back Times!

    No pun! No mas!

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    n4hhe  about 4 years ago

    Drat. I was hoping Bill Watterson would return to the rescue.

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    DEEZ NUTS  about 3 years ago

    Announcment: I will take a break from saying croc-ese, since I am bad. However I will continue when I am better

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