Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 10, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    At least we don’t have to anymore go through that social awkwardness of trying to figure whom to kiss hello.

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    DanielRyanMulligan  over 4 years ago

    every autistic person’s dream!

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    Sherlock Watson  over 4 years ago

    I certainly wouldn’t want a rat within 6 feet of me, coronavirus or no.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Not that Rat, anyway.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 4 years ago

    No Rat , you are asocial .

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    Display  over 4 years ago

    During all of this I have discovered many people I actually would touch with a 10’ pole. Well, not so much “touch” as strike forcibly and repeatedly.

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    juncarlo  over 4 years ago

    All of us at GoComics maintain total social distancing.

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    Guilty Bystander  over 4 years ago

    So what are the general rules of engagement if you have the Modelovirus?

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    Sanspareil  over 4 years ago

    Rat joined Bucky Katt’s antisocial networking a long time ago!

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    Breadboard  over 4 years ago

    Hummmm …. wonder how the Crocs are handling this virus ? … Croc Power !

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    i’m with rat – i want my neighbors to stay far, far away…

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 4 years ago

    You forgot that we a virus? When you consume alcohol, you lose all matter of attention.

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Rat, all you have to do is go six feet under, and all your neighbours would be happier! :D

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    Think we’ve all been social distancing from certain people for years.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Same here, Rat, Same here

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    tripwire45  over 4 years ago

    I was commenting to my grandson the other day as we were in a local store that having people stay six feet away from me no longer feels anti-social or creepy.

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    Kaputnik  over 4 years ago

    If you can judge lengths in the first three panels by Neighbor Bob’s height, then Rat has gotten a lot close to him than 6 feet.

    I used to think that some people were standing uncomfortably close to me when we spoke; now everyone is uncomfortably far away.

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    mjb515  over 4 years ago

    While Rat is at most 4 ft away from him.

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    Ellis97  over 4 years ago

    At least nobody will get in our face.

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    Totalloser Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I want social distancing all the time !!!!!!

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    WaitingMan  over 4 years ago

    “Social Distancing” could be the title of my autobiography. Something I have gotten very used to over the decades. But now, I find that I resent being told that this is what I am supposed to do. How dare they tell me to live my “normal” lifestyle!

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    Pig might be hoping for a little distancing right now.

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    CaveCat87  over 4 years ago

    So Rat seriously was not aware of COVID-19?

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    Rat  over 4 years ago

    I am ahead of the times… I am a professional.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    We can run, but we cannot escape. Time for my morning Prozac.

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    Altar_Ego  over 4 years ago

    So the Pizza Hut $7.99 carry out special is now the $9.99 delivery special. Way to gouge us, you’ve lost me as a customer.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 4 years ago

    Since social distancing was instituted, my inappropriate groping has become much more challenging.

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    jbruins84341  over 4 years ago

    Speaking of one being ahead of their time, it seems Gene Roddenberry had it right with the Vulcan salute. Shaking hands is so 20th century.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 4 years ago

    See, if we all had 6’ poles the problem would be solved. Well, for rat maybe a 10 footer would be better.

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Steering well clear of Rat works for me….

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    LOAFY  over 3 years ago

    Neighbor Bob seemed like the kind of idiot that would totally ignore all guidelines and probably doesn’t even believe the virus is a threat. Like, he still has his obnoxiously loud parties at night regardless.

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