Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 19, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  about 3 years ago

    Clorox will be available in 2021‽

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago

    No bleach ?

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    Sherlock Watson  about 3 years ago

    Looks like next year will be eggscruciating.

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    Cheapskate0  about 3 years ago

    At least he didn’t do anything presidential – like injecting it!

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    Ed A.  about 3 years ago

    They’re like Daleks from Dr. Who.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 3 years ago

    would a little Duck Tape or Gorilla Tape help fix Joe’s cracked arm?

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    mwksix  about 3 years ago

    This is not what I imagined when they referred to “social cleansing”…

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    marilynnbyerly  about 3 years ago

    No, it will be giant clear hamster balls. Safety plus exercise!

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    sirbadger  about 3 years ago

    In panel 6, his arm looks like a different body part.

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    kraftjeff  about 3 years ago

    Sterilize… sterilize…sterilize…sterilize…sterilize…sterilize…sterilize…sterilize…sterilize…sterilize…

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    comic4matt  about 3 years ago

    I didn’t figure Rat to be the optimistic type… First time for everything, i guess

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    Caldonia  about 3 years ago

    It’s adorable how Rat believes the entire world will change because he’s a paranoid little sh—.

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    dadoctah  about 3 years ago

    “Clorox sprinklers on!” is a little less judgey than just pointing and shouting “Unclean!” But at least it incorporates something in the way of a solution beyond just pointing out the offensive one.

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    nosirrom  about 3 years ago

    Will the maternity ward have enough beds next year?

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    Kind&Kinder  about 3 years ago

    Well, I guess the yolk’s on us!

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    Can’t eggspose yourself to atmosphere, eh.

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    These eggsperimental pods are a sure failure.

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    It certainly is an eggstremely eggsasperating eggsperience.

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    Breadboard  about 3 years ago

    That does not look like fun ;-( ….. Croc Power !

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    Markov Da Robot  about 3 years ago

    Honestly, I actually do want those pods. As long as they are air conditioned.

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    1953Baby  about 3 years ago

    Golly! Gosh! Gee! Maybe if we all followed the protocol called for by Dr. Faucci/CDC NOW, our 2021 meetings might not reach this stage. . .

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    Ellis97  about 3 years ago

    This will never end.

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    diskus Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Must be kidding, cant get people to wear a mask you’d have to imprision them for anything more.

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    TheChief Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Actually that should be two inches to the right.

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    Thomas R. Williams  about 3 years ago

    Sure, you laugh now, but this may be the real future.

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    Reader  about 3 years ago

    Aw they look like fun Easter eggs — and they are going to un-dye him. :(

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    rugeirn  about 3 years ago

    As of today, there are 602,777 reasons why this isn’t funny.

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    Bucinka  about 3 years ago

    Well, at least there’s beer.

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    Whatcouldgowrong  about 3 years ago

    Wouldn’t it be two inches to the right? Rat’s nose overlaps the tape measure, so he needs to move to the right. Unless we’re seeing a mirror image, in which case . . .

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 3 years ago

    You would think for Rat, this would be utopia.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 3 years ago

    Parties are overrated anyway.

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    JudyAz  about 3 years ago

    At first look, I thought these were the Egg People from Brewster Rockit.

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    bstych  about 3 years ago

    If Rat moves two inches to his left he would be closer to Bob!

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    Keno21  about 3 years ago

    This comic just killed my Grandma!

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    ChessPirate  about 3 years ago

    “Your nose is in my biness…” ☺

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    MikiElior  about 3 years ago

    Ummm Pie!

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Thank you for the great laugh.

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    tripwire45  about 3 years ago

    COVID Karens.

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    Troglodyte  about 3 years ago

    I wish we could say there was no ’arm done!

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    phlash  about 3 years ago

    I thought Weebl & Bob were making a guest appearance…

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    circleM  about 3 years ago

    How come Bob is the only one with a circle?

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    jal333  about 3 years ago

    I had a human cough on me today. I am scared to death.

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    mistercatworks  about 3 years ago

    I’m pretty sure this is how the Daleks got started. :)

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    Nimblejack  about 3 years ago

    This is an epidemiologists’s utopia.

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    lordhoff  about 3 years ago

    Oh come on. No such thing. Social gatherings are done on a smart phone now.

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    Sisyphos  about 3 years ago

    Omergawd! This is crazy-good! Rat’s a genius! But Pig’s ears hang out: not good!

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    neatslob Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I thought they were peanut M&Ms.

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    pokewok66  almost 3 years ago

    how does pigs work if his ears are sticking out both ends

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