Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 14, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 2 years ago

    Turn all those 2 and 3 hours into 15 and 30 minutes and you might actually accomplish something.

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    BasilBruce  almost 2 years ago

    Today’s background music: “Too Much Time On My Hands” by Styx.

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    If you sleep half the time you’re reading, half the time you’re working and half the time you’re meditating, you can get plenty of sleep time.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 2 years ago

    have fun at all that, Pig

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    Concretionist  almost 2 years ago

    I’ve met some people who seem to get 5 times as much work/play done as the rest of us. Generally they’re hyper focused, and extremely brusque. I prefer being a little sloppy…

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    PICTO  almost 2 years ago

    You don’t have to account for sleep if you do the meth right…

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    ImDaRealAni  almost 2 years ago

    You’ll work better if you study for 30 minutes at a time or so. I found myself productive, when I forced myself to work for 30 minutes. This got me “in the zone” and I could get a lot more done without getting distracted.

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    Leojim  almost 2 years ago

    Not having to sleep, that would be heaven, oh wait, that is heaven.

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    MatthewHecht  almost 2 years ago

    Sleep is for the week.

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    RACerri32  almost 2 years ago

    Sleep ? WE DON’T NEED NO STINKING SLEEP !

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    jeffiekins  almost 2 years ago

    I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead – Warren Zevon (catching up on his rest now.)

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    ronaldspence  almost 2 years ago

    Sleep on the job Pig, lots of people do it

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    You just lost one hour due to the Daylight Saving Time switchover, Pig.

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    Randallw  almost 2 years ago

    Just riding my exercise bike or stacking wood for half an hour has worked for me.

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    rogthedodge1  almost 2 years ago

    Being sleep-deprived does not help productivity. Believe me, I know that all too well!

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    ChristineFoxdale  almost 2 years ago

    Got no friends, no family; rarely eat breakfast. 5 hours of sleep should be enough.

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    B UTTONS  almost 2 years ago

    It will all be accomplished in his dreams.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    And with today’s clock change, you just lost an hour, so …

    … This lasted less time than his New Year’s Resolution.

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    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    I read a book in the 1960s called “Unsleep” the lack if sleep did not work out that well!

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    VictorJulison  almost 2 years ago

    I have a story idea for a world in which every man, woman, and child alive each gets one superpower. My main character’s power is that he only needs .001 seconds of sleep per day.As a child, I dreamed of being strong enough to lift buildings, running faster than a Ferrari, or flying. Now I dream of having more time in the day. (Also, I have frequent and sometimes brutal insomnia, hence another reason sleep has become a topic of interest for me and why I’m posting this at 4:30 in the morning.)

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    Breadboard  almost 2 years ago

    Sorry Pig I like my 4 or 5 hours of sleep .

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    MayCauseBurns  almost 2 years ago

    Velocity of life does not equal quality of life.

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    SALUDADOG  almost 2 years ago

    A truly fulfilling job would consist of naps and lunch, so Pig should be OK.

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    unfair.de  almost 2 years ago

    You left out personal hygiene. But after a time that will even out with the hours with your friends.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Oversleeping is rated. Yawn.

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Two minutes into that two hours of meditation and you’ll be out like a light.

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    Znox11  almost 2 years ago

    They say the lack of sleep will make you a raving narcissist with a God complex who will tell a lie and instantly believe that it’s the truth and then compel others to also believe it and also turn your skin orange…well that’s what they say.

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    landyk  almost 2 years ago

    All that crap about losing or gaining an hour is pure BS. It is nothing more than a control feature for businesses. I’m retired. I don’t care what the clock says, I’ll sleep when I’m tired and be out and about whenever I feel the urge. And I don’t watch tv, so I don’t care.

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    uniquename  almost 2 years ago

    Two hours of meditation? I can’t sit still that long. I’d be done after ten minutes.

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    A random Pearls Before Swine & Big Nate commenter  almost 2 years ago

    My daily routine during covid: SlEeP sLeEp SlEeP sLeEp SlEeP sLeEp SlEeP sLeEp

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    Ellis97  almost 2 years ago

    You won’t get any work done without any sleep.

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Check out today’s Wumo for more Pearls before Swine. https://www.gocomics.com/wumo/2021/03/14

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    We don’t want a crabby PIG! He needs his sleep…better re-evaluate…

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    Cary Rodda Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Exactly!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 2 years ago

    Pig will sleep when he’s dead. Which will likely be sooner.

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    SusieB  almost 2 years ago

    I need at least 8 to nine hours of sleep and I make sure I get it.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Sleep is for the weak.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  almost 2 years ago

    Lately, I’ve been sleeping 8½ hours a night with lots of fun dreams. Doing so renders a lot of the rest of that stuff quite unnecessary!

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    mfrasca  almost 2 years ago

    Beggars in Spain.

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    the lost wizard  almost 2 years ago

    Eight hours a day to read Go Comics doesn’t seem like enough.

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    BiathlonNut  almost 2 years ago

    With interesting and pleasant dreams, who needs the telly?

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 2 years ago

    After The Singularity, we won’t need sleep. So, there’s that.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Eliminate eating and personal hygiene to free up even more time.

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    The Orange Mailman  almost 2 years ago

    I’d be all for Pig making a sacrifice if it meant pork chops on the grill.

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    knight1192a  almost 2 years ago

    I pulled that once back in my twenties. Stayed up for 72 hours straight, well, longer than that really. Wasn’t intending to stay up that long, wasn’t even intending to stay up for twenty-four hours. Wen’t to bed that first night and picked up the book I was reading to get in a chapter or two before I fell asleep. Next thing I knew, it was six in the morning and I couldn’t sleep. Would promise myself I’d sleep over the next couple of nights and found myself too busy to sleep for various reasons. By the time I went to bed on the fourth night I just collapsed

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    MT Wallet   almost 2 years ago

    Has anyone posted this? https://www.gocomics.com/wumo/2021/03/14

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    Gotta credit Pig with some ambition here. But that plan of his will only work for a short time. After that, sheer exhaustion kicks in. Pig will sleep then for at least a full day….

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    Davy Jones Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Yep… that sums up only a quarter of my day…..

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    gawkface  almost 2 years ago

    this schedule fits for someone who gets a job as a subject for research study on sleeping

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    GeorgeSteele1  almost 2 years ago

    You expect to get ahead working only 8 hours? Silly pig. Take a speed-reading course and knock that 3 hours of reading down to 1 – that will give you two more hours to work. We all assume that you live and eat at your desk so there’s no commute time wasted.

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    cracker65  almost 2 years ago

    Sure pig.

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    falcon_370f  almost 2 years ago

    Rule of Capitalism #125: Sleep can interfere with opportunity.

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    locake  almost 2 years ago

    What would you do for THREE hours with friends every day?? They must be very needy friends.

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