Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 15, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    What if you fail at being a failure?

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    ImDaRealAni  over 1 year ago

    Starbucks is not an option! It’s a lifestyle. Apple isn’t an option, it’s a lifestyle.

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    BasilBruce  over 1 year ago

    Let’s all give it up for Pig!

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    Haven’t we been through this already?

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    good luck, Pig, at accomplishing all that

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    alaskajohn1  over 1 year ago

    In your case, Pig, consider a trip to the meat packing plant; at least then you can be a success at ham and bacon.

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    I’m alive. For me, at the moment, that’s pretty successful.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 1 year ago

    Keep on truckin’ Mr. Pig. You’re bound to get some where!

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    Radish the old word monger Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The Will To Fail – Katie Lee

    I`m outwardly calm, apparently normal,

    quick to smile and slow to peak,

    but I have a little quirk

    a pattern so to speak.

    I`ve rarely have ever hold a job,

    I never finish my work,

    I`m an affable kind of a slob,

    a highly disorganized classic sort of a jerk.

    I`ve got the will to fail,

    the will to fail,

    I have talents that I never use,

    I try to win, but I love to lose,

    because I`ve got the will to fail. …

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    Vivi <333  over 1 year ago

    What if you fail at being a failure?Then you have some talent

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    AndreasMartin  over 1 year ago

    I can relate.

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    henshaven Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Don’t call it failure; term it as optional success!

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    If this committed lifestyle works, then that would be a success which means that he’s not a failure which means he’s failed at being a failure and since failure is what he wanted he has succeeded which means he’s not a failure …

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    cdward  over 1 year ago

    Failure is always an option.

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    Failure means you have not found your calling in life as yet!

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    That’s life, man.

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    chris_o42  over 1 year ago

    And we never failed to fail, it was the easiest thing to do…

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    Totalloser Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I committed to Failure a long , long time ago

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Too late, PIG!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 1 year ago

    My kind of thinking. :)

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    timinwsac Premium Member over 1 year ago

    But without failure you wouldn’t appreciate success.

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    donwestonmysteries  over 1 year ago

    Pig should be committed.

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    As is acceptance……

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    StephenJokela1  over 1 year ago

    It always strikes me as a tad unusual how Pig manages to get ink all over himself while writing with a ball point pen…

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    Bookworm  over 1 year ago

    It’s quite true. Failure is not an “option.” It’s a “result.” Therefore, one will never “fail” if one never “attempts.” Of course, if one never attempts, one will never succeed either. So it could be just as accurately stated that “Success is not an option.

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    the lost wizard  over 1 year ago

    You have succeeded in making a choice. That’s enough for one day.

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    His traveling head scars are a new way of presenting the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Sounds like the motto of the Illinois budget committee.

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    Some nerd who likes comics  over 1 year ago

    Hi I’m molly moskins

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    Goat (from PBS)  over 1 year ago

    It’s the ides of March, watch for knives

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    stamps  over 1 year ago

    How to fly – try throwing yourself at the ground and fail.

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    Buoy  over 1 year ago

    Failing forward is actually a great strategy, and it takes you places you would have never imagined.

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    Doglover26  over 1 year ago

    me too, me too

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    There’s no stopping our Pig when he’s determined to fail!

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    Ermine Notyours  over 1 year ago

    And Timmy Failure is a popular book series.

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    falcon_370f  over 1 year ago

    Rule of Capitalism #56: You can’t free a fish from water.

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    StarBeak  over 1 year ago

    Same boat. What happened to the oars? On top of that, I didn’t know the boat had a fountain onboard. Uh Oh.

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    MysteryMan357  over 1 year ago

    Failure is an option, but it’s not cool.

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    Gregdabrat  over 1 year ago

    Mythbusters

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    comicsfanaticman  5 months ago

    Maxim 70: failure is not an option. It’s mandatory. The option is whether or not you let failure be the last thing you do.

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