Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 16, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 2 years ago

    Also, there aren’t any food and drink stains on the shirt and sweatpants.

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    Nobody_Important  almost 2 years ago

    I was kinda enjoying staying home – it didn’t last very long.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    And it’s harder now that Spring is in the air.

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    sirbadger  almost 2 years ago

    Where are the yoga mats that are only used once a month.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 2 years ago

    oy, vey

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    BasilBruce  almost 2 years ago

    And what about the take-out food containers?

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    Vivi <333  almost 2 years ago

    What about the weighing machine…you look too skinny from lockdown…

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 2 years ago

    He doesn’t have to pile up wine bottles; he has easy access to the bars!

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    Queen of America Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The giant containers of cheese balls from CostCo are missing

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    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    Where is the long hair and beard?

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    ronaldspence  almost 2 years ago

    Open nation coming soon…

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Or beer bottles.

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    UTZAAKE  almost 2 years ago

    In response to the middle panel…what do you mean “we?”

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    Zykoic  almost 2 years ago

    I have learned to cook some good food. I tend the kitchen, watch youtube “How to” videos, cut my own hair, of course, read and comment on

    I can really do without the TV news showing the injections every frixing evening.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    More likely wine boxes.

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    JoanHelen  almost 2 years ago

    No chance here in South Africa of accumulating wine bottles etc. Our lockdown was very strict. Level three allowed the liquor stores to open Mondays to Thursdays. Before that they were completely closed. Same with cigarette sales.

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    His ankle should be attached to the computer. The ole Zoom and Chain.

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    cornshell  almost 2 years ago

    Rat is after Steph’s job.

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    dwane.scoty1  almost 2 years ago

    The invisible masks are a nice addition!

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    tripwire45  almost 2 years ago

    Actually, I don’t notice it when I’m working at home, but I definitely feel restricted when I go anywhere else.

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    Chris  almost 2 years ago

    sounds about right…

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    zeexenon  almost 2 years ago

    The only exception for me is my sweats are blue and I wear sandals so the bottom of my socks don’t get filthy and require a wash.

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    e.groves  almost 2 years ago

    Just hang in there, folks.

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    babka Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    where’s the mask?

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    1953Baby  almost 2 years ago

    Huh. Just think about Anne Frank, living in an attic for years, no cell phone, no tv, no computer, no games, no Amazon, no kindle, no. . .

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    Purple Helmet  almost 2 years ago

    “Pandemics rule! More lockdowns, please!” — Sincerely, National Association of Alcoholic Beverage Producers

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    david_42  almost 2 years ago

    I retired in 2004, the lockdown really hasn’t changed my life much. Moved last year and re-planting our orchard will keep me busy through the Spring.

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    redback  almost 2 years ago

    don’t you mean whine bottles?

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    Ellis97  almost 2 years ago

    Where is the long hair and beard?

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    A random Pearls Before Swine & Big Nate commenter  almost 2 years ago

    Where are the garbage cans overflowing with garbage because everyone is too lazy to care?

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 2 years ago

    What will Pastis when we are past this pandemic?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Must have cleaned them up …..what was I thinking?

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    It’s not like you’re locked up in prison. Sheesh

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    Linguist  almost 2 years ago

    I’ve been retired for 8 years, although I pick up a free-lance assignment once-in-a-while, – this is accomplished at home on the computer – so the covid-19 lockdown didn’t have too much impact. I don’t go out much, anyway. I’m perfectly content to putter around our home in the city or cottage out in the country.

    I suppose that if I was 26 instead of 76 the restrictions would bother me a helluva lot more.

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    prrdh  almost 2 years ago

    Does this mean it should be “Merlot does more than Milton can…”?

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    proclusstudent  almost 2 years ago

    Musketel — it’s not just for breakfast anymore.

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    (MrEamonn)  almost 2 years ago

    Good Late Morning Readers make sure you stay healthy to keep reading the comics

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “Let me out! My only crime is eating!” – The Goons, “Raspberry Song”

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    Moonkey Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Am I really that much of a weirdo? I haven’t been drinking anything with alcohol in it. I haven’t even wanted to.

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    humanity is spoiled rotten these days… could be Thanos was right

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    txmystic  almost 2 years ago

    I just shaved off about 2 months of growth yesterday…I am simultaneously disappointed and relieved that I am seemingly incapable of growing a John Lennon hippie beard…

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    nufalready  almost 2 years ago

    You can never have too much whine.

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    dlaemmerhirt999  almost 2 years ago

    My life changed for around two-three weeks until our corner butcher re-opened. Now it’s almost the same, except I haven’t seen my cousins, aunts or uncles or grandma for a while.

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    Scott S  almost 2 years ago

    Isn’t Rat more of a beer man?

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 2 years ago

    I’m more of a beer guy.

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    raybarb44  almost 2 years ago

    Enough of the Covid downer stuff. We have seen and shared enough misery over a year now. Do your part. Cut us some slack with some non Covid humor.PLEASE…….

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Wine bottles fill the recycling bin. Pick-up weekly, always full.

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    I am fairly diligent about disposing of my empty wine bottles.

    And barring (pardon the term) a resurgence of the Covid, quarantine seems to be about to wane, at least in my region….

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    falcon_370f  almost 2 years ago

    Left out the MASKS!

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    DebUSNRet Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Oh yea, that’s the truth!

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    Doglover26  almost 2 years ago

    so true tho lol :)

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    SemperFiMac  almost 2 years ago

    ● empty wine bottles: ✅

    ● long hair (haven’t had a haircut in a year): ✅

    ● full beard: ✅

    ● Would prefer to see corona virus getting smaller and smaller in our rear view mirrors: ✅ ✅. Oh, yeah!

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