I’ve always known it wasn’t ‘pompous’ grass, and I’ve always enjoyed thinking of it as being that anyway. And in fact around this part of the ’hood, folks who grow it do seem to be making a social statment…
I just planted a dozen sunflowers in pots yesterday. Gardening is so exciting. My neighbor has all of these pets and I used to want one but now my little sunflowers are my babies.
DON’T DO IT!! I’ve worked with that a few times, and I promise you: pampas grass (with its serrated knife edges) can hurt YOU way worse than you can hurt IT.
BE THIS GUY about 2 years ago
Goat should take advantage of modern technology and send Pig a link explaining pampas grasses.
https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/ornamental/foliage/pampas-grass/growing-pampas-grass.htm
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eolan59 about 2 years ago
I tried to grow pampas grass once and got an infestation of Gauchos
BasilBruce about 2 years ago
Show that grass who’s boss, Goat—smoke it!
Concretionist about 2 years ago
I’ve always known it wasn’t ‘pompous’ grass, and I’ve always enjoyed thinking of it as being that anyway. And in fact around this part of the ’hood, folks who grow it do seem to be making a social statment…
Imagine about 2 years ago
I have the same problem with mine.
Johnny Q Premium Member about 2 years ago
Its ego is growing at least…
Kind&Kinder about 2 years ago
I’ll bet that, in the final analysis, those are gay blades. They seem carefree!
Coydog1 about 2 years ago
I just planted a dozen sunflowers in pots yesterday. Gardening is so exciting. My neighbor has all of these pets and I used to want one but now my little sunflowers are my babies.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 2 years ago
Goat, do not try to grow it in that little pot! Pampas grass gets big! Pretty feathery blooms in fall.
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
The pompous grass makes all the other grasses green with envy!
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
maybe he should try pompatus grass…
Doug K about 2 years ago
Goat doesn’t have a problem with the grass. He only has a problem getting Pig to understand – Panel 3 is what is in Pig’s imagination.
Sanspareil about 2 years ago
Pampas grass grows well in the pacific northwest!
Keno21 about 2 years ago
You smoke eet, ya ya ya yaaa…
Kaputnik about 2 years ago
Try growing pampered grass. Of course, it will want you to cater to its every whim.
Troglodyte about 2 years ago
The pompous grass is always greener!
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
Goat should have a tasty snack with that grass.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 2 years ago
Goat is hoping to see some Grouchos. (H/T Broom-Hilda)
diskus Premium Member about 2 years ago
Wow around here we try to get rid of it as its an invasive.
Nyckname about 2 years ago
Is a not very bright goucho a pampas idiot?
DM2860 about 2 years ago
Why would he need to miss work to grow grass?
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
LOL! Wait til GOAT mows you down…then who’s the smart-ass now?
jel354 about 2 years ago
The lawn mower Goat down with insults.
kartis about 2 years ago
Lots nicer than the crab grass. Always pinching.
Steverino Premium Member about 2 years ago
Get rid if the G, and you will find whar’s wrong with society (not mentioning a political party).
Ermine Notyours about 2 years ago
Doonesbury also has talking “grass”.
DCBakerEsq about 2 years ago
Mother Baker once insisted on growing Pampas Grass in her Oklahoma backyard. Against all odds, she was successful. Still not sure why though.
Michael G. about 2 years ago
¡Ay, caramba!
John Falstaff about 2 years ago
DON’T DO IT!! I’ve worked with that a few times, and I promise you: pampas grass (with its serrated knife edges) can hurt YOU way worse than you can hurt IT.
zeexenon about 2 years ago
Got any of that old agent-orange derivative plant killer?
Plods with ...™ about 2 years ago
A lot of that goin around
The Hammer Premium Member about 2 years ago
Looks like his pompas grass is a pompus ass, and not the one on the hill!!
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 2 years ago
That grass is a stable genius.
asrialfeeple about 2 years ago
I think he ought to mow it down.
syzygy47 about 2 years ago
Pampas grass? Never in a brazillion years.
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
Even over the phone, Goat recognizes Pig’s misunderstanding! What patience Goat has for Pig’s less intelligent moments (which are pretty frequent)!
jc about 2 years ago
Do Tom and Giselle need the pampas for another baby?
Jujeebean about 2 years ago
Thank you commenters for the many laughs.
Nougat about 2 years ago