Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 02, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 years ago

    Goat should take advantage of modern technology and send Pig a link explaining pampas grasses.


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    eolan59  about 2 years ago

    I tried to grow pampas grass once and got an infestation of Gauchos

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    BasilBruce  about 2 years ago

    Show that grass who’s boss, Goat—smoke it!

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    Concretionist  about 2 years ago

    I’ve always known it wasn’t ‘pompous’ grass, and I’ve always enjoyed thinking of it as being that anyway. And in fact around this part of the ’hood, folks who grow it do seem to be making a social statment…

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    Imagine  about 2 years ago

    I have the same problem with mine.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Its ego is growing at least…

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    Kind&Kinder  about 2 years ago

    I’ll bet that, in the final analysis, those are gay blades. They seem carefree!

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    Coydog1  about 2 years ago

    I just planted a dozen sunflowers in pots yesterday. Gardening is so exciting. My neighbor has all of these pets and I used to want one but now my little sunflowers are my babies.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Goat, do not try to grow it in that little pot! Pampas grass gets big! Pretty feathery blooms in fall.

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    ronaldspence  about 2 years ago

    The pompous grass makes all the other grasses green with envy!

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    gopher gofer  about 2 years ago

    maybe he should try pompatus grass…

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    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    Goat doesn’t have a problem with the grass. He only has a problem getting Pig to understand – Panel 3 is what is in Pig’s imagination.

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    Sanspareil  about 2 years ago

    Pampas grass grows well in the pacific northwest!

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    Keno21  about 2 years ago

    You smoke eet, ya ya ya yaaa…

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    Kaputnik  about 2 years ago

    Try growing pampered grass. Of course, it will want you to cater to its every whim.

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    Troglodyte  about 2 years ago

    The pompous grass is always greener!

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    Ellis97  about 2 years ago

    Goat should have a tasty snack with that grass.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Goat is hoping to see some Grouchos. (H/T Broom-Hilda)

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    diskus Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Wow around here we try to get rid of it as its an invasive.

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    Nyckname  about 2 years ago

    Is a not very bright goucho a pampas idiot?

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    DM2860  about 2 years ago

    Why would he need to miss work to grow grass?

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    LOL! Wait til GOAT mows you down…then who’s the smart-ass now?

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    jel354  about 2 years ago

    The lawn mower Goat down with insults.

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    kartis  about 2 years ago

    Lots nicer than the crab grass. Always pinching.

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    Steverino Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Get rid if the G, and you will find whar’s wrong with society (not mentioning a political party).

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    Ermine Notyours  about 2 years ago

    Doonesbury also has talking “grass”.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 2 years ago

    Mother Baker once insisted on growing Pampas Grass in her Oklahoma backyard. Against all odds, she was successful. Still not sure why though.

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    Michael G.  about 2 years ago

    ¡Ay, caramba!

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    John Falstaff  about 2 years ago

    DON’T DO IT!! I’ve worked with that a few times, and I promise you: pampas grass (with its serrated knife edges) can hurt YOU way worse than you can hurt IT.

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    zeexenon  about 2 years ago

    Got any of that old agent-orange derivative plant killer?

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    Plods with ...™  about 2 years ago

    A lot of that goin around

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    The Hammer Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Looks like his pompas grass is a pompus ass, and not the one on the hill!!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 2 years ago

    That grass is a stable genius.

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    asrialfeeple  about 2 years ago

    I think he ought to mow it down.

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    syzygy47  about 2 years ago

    Pampas grass? Never in a brazillion years.

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    Sisyphos  about 2 years ago

    Even over the phone, Goat recognizes Pig’s misunderstanding! What patience Goat has for Pig’s less intelligent moments (which are pretty frequent)!

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    jc  about 2 years ago

    Do Tom and Giselle need the pampas for another baby?

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    Jujeebean  about 2 years ago

    Thank you commenters for the many laughs.

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    Nougat  about 2 years ago
    Chuckles in strong vocabulary word *
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