Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 08, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    Congress has to get its priorities straight.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    No zeebas no party.

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    willispate  over 2 years ago

    I agree with Larry in the last Panel.

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    BasilBruce  over 2 years ago

    “Pork” comes from zebras?

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    sirbadger  over 2 years ago

    Will rat put put a billboard that says “Miss me yet?”

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    sooner or later, there’ll be a coup d’état on President Larry and Rat will be reinstated

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 2 years ago

    I knew the president was a reptile!

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    Robin Harwood  over 2 years ago

    Why is Pastis just giving a documentary on the US Government? Why no jokes?

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 2 years ago

    Congress is the opposite of progress.

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Mmm…zeeba meat.

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    GeorgeInAZ  over 2 years ago

    No wonder he named his son Hunter.

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    Opus Croakus  over 2 years ago

    Larry will have to settle for Impossible Zebra.

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    shanen0  over 2 years ago

    Another not funny one. The former Republican Party is too like that, eagerly dividing America’s house for their own profit. The result is a sick, weak America, but the Trumplicans are glad of that as long as they can own the so-called libs.

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    Murt  over 2 years ago

    Nothing for the big guy?

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    juicebruce  over 2 years ago

    Croc Power !

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    falcocherrug  over 2 years ago

    Not being American, I think this strip is very funny. Thank God I can watch from afar.

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    SALUDADOG  over 2 years ago

    Why Larry talk in little font?

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    Iseau  over 2 years ago

    A cartoon poking fun at politics Republican or Democrat not mentioned, just humorous plain and simple. Love Lawrence , Larry if he wasn’t the Pres.

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    Lenavid  over 2 years ago

    What’s in it for me?

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    Who says this comic ain’t realistic?

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    Free or Not? Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The stimulus bills will “help” million? Well, just replace the words “help million” with “Hurt hundreds of millions for decades to come” (maybe billions) and you will have it right.

    Printing trillions of dollars will continue to drive inflation up. Plus the “stimulus” bills Congress wants to pass will create an end to gasoline and coal based economies that will drive people in to poverty and into dependence on government. There are also endless socialist/leftist programs designed to make hundreds of millions dependent on government for rest of their lives.

    Sad Sad SAD!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That’s funny!

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    tripwire45  over 2 years ago

    This “President” is very self-focused. Then again, I’m sure the White House kitchen could fix up a nice zebra steak. The problem with stimulus bills, well, any bill really, is that a bunch of perks can be written into it that favor the writers in Congress that have nothing to do with stimulus. Either pass it, and benefit organizations who aren’t actual people, or veto it and have Congress say you don’t want to help people. Politics.

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    geekboy_x  over 2 years ago

    MAGA, explained.

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    tompetrocelli  over 2 years ago

    This would have funny during the Trump admin. Now it seems tone deaf.

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    Rat  over 2 years ago

    This is who replaced me.

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    christelisbetty  over 2 years ago

    “The love of Zebra meat is the root of all evil.”

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    Another bad bill from congress……

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    waes-hael  over 2 years ago

    But, but, but.., It had PORK in it!!!

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    del_grande Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Executive Order: “Zeeba” is an acceptable synonym for “Zebra,” retroactive to Larry’s appearance on “Jeopardy!”.

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    mwksix  over 2 years ago

    Anything to own the Zeebs…

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    Larry’s expression in panel 3. Gotta love crazed expressions from “Pearls” characters.

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    Next in charge will be the innocent-looking cat.We’ll never know what hit us.

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    Troglodyte  over 2 years ago

    Just noticed VETO is an anagram of VOTE…whatever. :D

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    me_the_polish_gull  over 2 years ago

    Next order: Find cough “Da Google” and “keel” “him”

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    Old27F20  over 2 years ago

    Where rest of croc famli? Instead of son-in-law being advizer, need hot chick to be assisteent

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    willie_mctell  over 2 years ago

    Reminds me of a recent president.

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    txmystic  over 2 years ago

    The zeeba meat lobby must not be greasing the wheels enough…

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    paragon  over 2 years ago

    I hate both parties. Republicans are idiots who kill people by rarely believing in science while democrats are so goddamn conceited and arrogant that I’m ashamed to call myself one.

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    zeexenon  over 2 years ago

    Your Honor, this line of questioning is going nowhere.

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    barry.whitten  over 2 years ago

    gotta have 10% for the big guy.

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    dcoyote  over 2 years ago

    Good one, Larry :)

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    I'm Sad  over 2 years ago

    So much for following the rules: Comment Policy: We welcome thoughtful, respectful comments that stay on topic. Yeah, I know… it doesn’t state what “topic” means…

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    President Croc has every right to hate Congress and veto their bill that does him no good (i.e., no zeeba meat). Everybody hates Congress!

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    Email1  over 2 years ago

    This is so funny! Larry is one of my favorite PBS characters. Keep it up Steph!

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    Bicycle Dude  over 2 years ago

    Mitch McConnell, where bills and confirmations go to die, unless they’re from the Republican Party.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 64b33a]  over 2 years ago

    I guess that’s the last we’ll hear from Larry for a few years.

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