Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 28, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    I’m not sure if this is an homage to Abbott and Costello or to Bob Newhart.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago


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    BasilBruce  over 1 year ago

    And I don’t give a darn!

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    B UTTONS  over 1 year ago

    What’s on second right now. I Don’t Know’s on third. But Who’s on first.

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    hariseldon59  over 1 year ago

    WhatsApp Doc?

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    Georgette Washington Bunny  over 1 year ago

    Third base!

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    Or the old beer commercial…What’s uppppp!

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    Just how many apps are there now that do the same thing as the cell phone you’re using?

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    Baarorso  over 1 year ago

    I’m thinking if Abbott and Costello were around today they’d be making jokes like this instead of “who’s on first”.;-D

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    Qiset  over 1 year ago

    You can call me Al.

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    Eric S   over 1 year ago

    3rd Base!

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    Conversations on WhatsApp are usually not that amusing or intellectual.

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    _lounger_  over 1 year ago

    why do I hear a grammarian howling?

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    I’m “appt” to not go there!

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    You know, that app that keeps telling you to agrees to their privacy policy every day.

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    In India, WhatsApp is so all-pervasive that we call fake news received on it (which is quite often), as originating from “WhatsApp University”!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    APPalling, Brah

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    It’s surprising that Rat didn’t just start with “Don’t call me at all.”

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    mail2jbl  over 1 year ago

    My wife and I use WhatsApp.

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    kartis  over 1 year ago

    Send me a Signal you understand.

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    Man that joke is old.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago


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    Free or Not? Premium Member over 1 year ago

    THANKS for the LAUGH!

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    monya_43  over 1 year ago

    Today is National Drink Beer Day. I thought about Rat.

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    SNVBD  over 1 year ago

    Rikki don’t lose that number, You don’t want to call nobody else

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 1 year ago

    I think Pig has a bun in the oven.

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    willkepley  over 1 year ago

    Third Base!!

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    ChrisRiesbeck Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Of course, the follow up to “What’s the app?” should have been “Exactly!”

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    RACerri32  over 1 year ago

    Pig is definately channeling Bud’s ghost here !

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    Gandalf  over 1 year ago

    Who’s on first?!

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    tom_branson  over 1 year ago

    So Pastis was obviously drink a lot of beer and watching Abbott and Castello on YouTube when he drew this.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Whatsapp is AWESOME! It’s basically a way to keep in touch with friends, or family that live internationally via text message. And they don’t charge insane amount of money to use whatsapp. They don’t even charge monthly, or yearly. It’s an excellent app. I’ve been using whatsapp for about 8 years now

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    CaveCat87  over 1 year ago

    “I don’t know, and I don’t care!” “Oh, that’s our shortstop!”

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    cactusbob333  over 1 year ago

    You can call Rat almost anything. Just don’t call him “At All”.

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    Call me using the speed-dial. I don’t use apps.

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    me_the_polish_gull  over 1 year ago

    I call it Supie, so no one is confused.

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    Gretchen's Mom  over 1 year ago

    Pig is my ‘spirit animal’ more often than I like to admit! ;-)

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    curtlyon19  over 1 year ago

    wonderful, really good one

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    Jace  over 1 year ago

    I’m tuckered out having just run twenty apps!

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    mikeywilly  over 1 year ago

    Sometimes, Iget the feeling that Pastis sleeps late(maybe too many gasoline cocktails,it contains alcohol), and he has to rush to make deadline!?!

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    Olddog04  over 1 year ago

    What’s app is pretty good

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    toshephe  over 1 year ago

    Who’s on first? Yes. No, what’s the name of the guy on first? No, what’s on second, Who’s on first.

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    gocomixrocks/the magic beaver cleaver  over 1 year ago

    whats app?

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    euphinism  over 1 year ago

    Bud Rat and Lou Pig!

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    Billavi Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Nothing will ever be funnier than misunderstandings – Carter Pewterschmidt

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Saw this one coming from a mile away.

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    eddi_tbh  over 1 year ago

    I hope Pastis got that out of his system.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Sorry, guys. You will never be Abbott and Costello. Rat is skinny enough but not tall enough for Abbott. Pig is pudgy, like Costello, but not quick-witted enough.

    Or, we could admit that Cartoon-Boy’s parody is kinda weak….

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    redback  over 1 year ago

    you know Whatsapp is from Facebook and Facebook tracks everything you do no?

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    Tom in WV  over 1 year ago

    Could also be referring to Michael Feldman’s “Whad’ya know” public radio program.

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    falcon_370f  over 1 year ago

    Watt’s on Second.

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    wvmacleod  over 1 year ago

    Third base.

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    AndreasMartin  over 1 year ago

    WhatsApp. The last hope for parents to communicate with their teenage kids.

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    aussie399 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Didn’t get to first base with his explanation

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