Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 19, 2021

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    Twitter has a rule buried deep in the terms that users are not allowed to lie. So everything must be true.

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    B UTTONS  almost 2 years ago

    Twitter outsources the fact verification to Facebook who outsource their fact checking to Reddit who relies on What’s App who fact checks their feeds with Twitter.

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    BasilBruce  almost 2 years ago

    I tawt I taw an actwess do dirty tings!

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    I did! I did tee an actwess do dirty tings!

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 2 years ago

    Never bothered w/Twitter myself.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Wikipedia will confirm it all.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    You are so naive.

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    blunebottle  almost 2 years ago

    Now we understand.

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    deojaideep aka Courage  almost 2 years ago

    Twitter nearly got banned here in India for not doing just that!

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    DamnHappyChappy  almost 2 years ago

    I call people who use Twitter “Twits” as it seems more relevant.

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    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    If it’s on the internet it must be true!

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    Cornelius Noodleman  almost 2 years ago

    I was tweeting in school and the teacher told me stop tweeting, you’re not a bird.

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member almost 2 years ago critical thinking here.

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    pontiac59  almost 2 years ago

    twitter isn’t even an accurate representation of America, it’s just a bunch of bots and a few approved accounts.

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    Olddog04  almost 2 years ago

    What’s scary is that back in the day, tabloids were laughed at, and people that believed what was in them were also laughed at. Social media makes me wish for the return of the tabloids. At least no one believed that garbage. With social media, something way beyond the pale is called true just because it’s on social media.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Calling it “the Twitter” is a pro move.

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    colddonkey  almost 2 years ago

    That is where the Fartbook checkers go to work once they get laid off.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The HORROR!!

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    diskus Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    So then just watch the news……. Oh well.oops

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    tripwire45  almost 2 years ago

    I thought it was Facebook that had “fact checkers.”

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    Ellis97  almost 2 years ago

    Twitter isn’t the best place for information.

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    serial232  almost 2 years ago

    If anyone dares to tell the truth, it gets banned on twitter.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Oh, poor, sweet, innocent Pig…

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    Gandalf  almost 2 years ago

    It’s the old Roman saying modified: But who will fact-check the fact-checkers….

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    aerotica69  almost 2 years ago

    Twitter is for Twits.

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    The Waffles are my friends  almost 2 years ago

    This is why I’m a genius. I stay off the Twitter and its fellow social media platforms. Makes your life so much happier.

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    christelisbetty  almost 2 years ago

    Why so many “articles” begin with, “You won’t believe, what…..”

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    sams1960 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Nails it! Social Media in a nutshell.

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    Bookworm  almost 2 years ago

    I remember the commercial on TV in which the young lady had a date with a “French Model” she met on the internet, because if she saw it on the internet, it must be true. I can still hear the “French Model” greeting her with “bone jerwer.”

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    ckeller  almost 2 years ago

    When did it become “The” Twitter? Is it like “The Batman”?

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    Goat from PBS  almost 2 years ago

    Social media summarized in four easy panels. Sidenote: why is Pig saying “the Twitter” like the Crocs saying “da Google”?

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    CaveCat87  almost 2 years ago

    Pig, it can only be true if you actually clarify what bad stuff this actress did.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Pretty much the way the last election was decided. Without looking it up, can anyone tell me Joe Biden’s et al’s platform? Not hating, just asking to prove a point. We need to think for ourselves and ignore social media and biased news agencies (on both sides) when making an important choice.

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    Elvis IS alive.But he’s so ashamed about CHANGE OF HABIT that he’s still hiding.

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    newswatcher  almost 2 years ago

    So very true. Twitter’s name is an insult to birds…

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    schaefer jim  almost 2 years ago

    The writer was Rat, that don’t surprise me.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “…the Twitter.” Is Pig from the South, where they also say “the Walmart” and “the Piggly Wiggly”?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    A little bird told me.

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    zeexenon  almost 2 years ago

    Now I remember why I quit.

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    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    Tweety “I think I saw a Puddy Cat!”

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    Serial Pedant  almost 2 years ago

    I was there; I helped her do it….Live on Fox and Fiends, so it must be true.

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    knight1192a  almost 2 years ago

    Yeah, all thouse thousands are just Rat.

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    Do not believe anything you read on social media, Pig. Chances are that it’s either false, out of context, or mean-spirited. Trolls infect the internet!

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