Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 20, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    There would be no damage if someone took a headshot at Pig.

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    B UTTONS  over 2 years ago

    Actress Ally was going to take a couple of head shots of Rat and others who conducted couch interview sessions.

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    There are “hand-shot” people who make a living modeling rings, gloves, bracelets, etc,

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    Is this the actress from yesterday? Is this what she did? Click here to find out. Twits.

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    BasilBruce  over 2 years ago

    And now, “Boot to the Head” by The Frantics.

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    If she was having stills made would you call the “revenuers “ Pig?

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    Poor Ally.

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    _lounger_  over 2 years ago

    you can never be too cautious

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    juicebruce  over 2 years ago

    Dragnet 2021 …… PBS Style ;-)

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    If you see something or hear something, say something.

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    nosirrom  over 2 years ago

    It’ll be embarrassing if they don’t get her best side for the wanted poster.

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    Kayak_Brian  over 2 years ago

    An celebrity getting arrested? DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?! I’M BETTER THAN YOU!!

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    Not what she meant, Pig!

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    James Wolfenstein  over 2 years ago

    How do you know? She could be aiming at comedy! Get it?.. Headshots aimed at comedy!! I’m funier than Pastis :D

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    Lotus  over 2 years ago

    When a hand model gets a job, is it a hand j…. (sorry, I can’t say it. Bad commenter, bad.)

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    and the upshot is that her headshot shoot is shot…

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    No, you just took things literally.

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    Rat even stumbled over to “Pooch Cafe” today and caused trouble there!

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The cops will take head shots for her. Front and Side.

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    Jacquie In Canada  over 2 years ago

    Now we know what that actress did.

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Whew. Thank goodness nobody was outraged that Pig said actress .

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    I knew a real hand model …she got her nails done every week and insured her hands for a big amount!

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    johndifool  over 2 years ago

    So, she is a sniper?

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    Call me Ishmael  over 2 years ago

    Whose ally is Ally ? Not Pig’s, apparently..

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    MFishmanCross  over 2 years ago

    It was an iron that was left on not a coffee pot. It’s the Puffy Shirt episode.

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    Do not tell Pig anything. Only listen to him, because he’s so darn nice!

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    the lost wizard  over 2 years ago

    Ally Ally Oxen Free.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 2 years ago

    By dunking your ear in your coffee?

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    Malph  over 2 years ago

    Read today’s Pooch Cafe! It’s connected to Pearls, sort of.

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    CaveCat87  over 2 years ago

    Rat: You dumb pig! She didn’t mean those kind of headshots!

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    198.23.5.11  over 2 years ago

    So few comments on Rat’s little excursion to POOCH CAFE.Poncho lives in a houseful of cats,so Rat better watch his mouth.

    Further trouble when Rat orders “Hair Of The Dog”.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Kind of like the word “*fight*.” To one person it means don’t give up (a word I used when cancer survivors were being interviewed) and to another it is taken literally. (This should start something interesting….)

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    Liam Astle Premium Member over 2 years ago

    And she was probably harboring Right Wing Extremist thoughts.

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    Code the Enforcer  over 2 years ago

    That blank stare of hers told the whole tale! … :)

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    Leojim  over 2 years ago

    Make accusations……. ruin someone’s life….. Oh well!

    Today’s BS world.

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    bendy  over 2 years ago

    me talking to pig dude get your head out the gutter. first off, she’s a model for stuff that goes on head; and second off, “head-shot” isn’t even the proper term ya dingus.

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    knight1192a  over 2 years ago

    Hope she finds out who sent her to jail. Pig could use a new Annie May.

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    Natarose  over 2 years ago

    Head shots, not mugshots

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    PC200X  over 2 years ago

    Missed a lil’ bit of background color on the left bottom corner of the first panel there.

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    Dr. Oliver  over 2 years ago

    i get it. hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

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    ALAMEDAEUCHARIST  over 2 years ago

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    “It’s my turn, Randy! Or I warn you … I’ll start making weird sucking sounds again!” FAR SIDE BURN SANTA CRUZ CAPTAIN FIRE CHIEF KISSES THAT’SSS THREE BY COUNT SO WHATS THE PROBLEM HERE!!!

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    ALAMEDAEUCHARIST  over 2 years ago

    THANKS ROSE IS ROSE PUMPKIN

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    ALAMEDAEUCHARIST  over 2 years ago

    AOTHER ARTIST THIKI PINKIN

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    Ammo is Part of the 86%, are you. Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Head indeed

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    Right. Typical Hollywood actress/lawbreaker. So many in the slam or before judges.

    Disillusioned, Pig?

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    Withan  over 2 years ago

    Was that Mrs. Baldwin?

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    D.Deene  about 2 years ago

    They’re criminals’ too?!?!

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    csroberto2854  almost 2 years ago

    Rat:PIG! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?!? SHE SAID TO TAKE PHOTOS OF PEOPLE, NOT FUCKING MURDER THEM BY SHOOTING THEIR HEADS!

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