Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 21, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 2 years ago

    Definitely a better life than if he didn’t get his quarters back.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 2 years ago


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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    Well, you can’t let the military get them. That would violate the Third Amendment.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 2 years ago

    Good for you, Pig.

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    ronaldspence  almost 2 years ago

    You are a regular Joey Bosa the way you got the quarter back

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    BasilBruce  almost 2 years ago

    I wonder if Stephan was inspired by this commercial:

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    Caldonia  almost 2 years ago

    People say that all the time, even when they’re doing something completely mundane. Sorry, Goat.

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    Wilde Bill  almost 2 years ago

    But his clothes are still wet!

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    Gent  almost 2 years ago

    Living me best life is when I has an ample supply of picanic baskets all loaded with delicious yummy scrumptious food.

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    blunebottle  almost 2 years ago

    Yeah, Goat, don’t spoil it.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  almost 2 years ago

    Pig wears clothes?

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    juicebruce  almost 2 years ago

    So Pig …. When will you fly ?

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    jessie d. Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Living High off the Hog. Is that physically possible for you Pig?

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    Sanspareil  almost 2 years ago

    Since Pig wears no clothes, why does he use the laundromat?

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    What seems ordinary to some may be extraordinary to others.

    See today’s Frazz …

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Rat just got locked up today on Pooch Cafe.

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    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    Simple minds are easily amused !

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    TampaFanatic1  almost 2 years ago

    By setting the bar so low, Pig can be happy when the littlest thing breaks his way.

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    dlkrueger33  almost 2 years ago

    The simple things make us happy as we get older!

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    dadoctah  almost 2 years ago

    The hashtag specifies my best life. That’s by definition going to be different for everyone.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Boy, dude, do I want to party with YOU!

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    You have to take your wins where you can get them.

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    wrd2255  almost 2 years ago
    another day not becoming bacon, let him have the win.
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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    quoting the urban dictionary: a stupid phrase that is used, commonly on instagram, to give the false reality that you can wake up and choose which “life” you want to live

    sounds about right, despite the atrocious english…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Looks like PIG was all washed up for a minute….don’t spoil his delusional thoughts…

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 2 years ago

    That’s more like it, Pig. You’ve been down lately. Along with almost everybody else in this strip.

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    kartis  almost 2 years ago

    Offer no quarter to anyone, Pig!

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    Ellis97  almost 2 years ago

    What clothes?

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    chris_o42  almost 2 years ago

    It’s the little things…

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    SALUDADOG  almost 2 years ago

    That’s a two-bit philosophy

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    Bucinka  almost 2 years ago

    Gee, I dunno. That’s, like, $6 here. How many beers can I buy for $6?

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    rickseg  almost 2 years ago

    I miss the days of checking the coin return slots of pay phones.

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    Goat from PBS  almost 2 years ago

    See, my problem is, unlike Pig, I don’t celebrate the little wins. I really should, though.

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    johndifool  almost 2 years ago

    They hold no quarter

    They ask, they ask no quarter

    Oh, missing you without quarter

    Oh the pain, the pain without quarter

    Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, give me quarter quarter quarter

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    Radish the wordsmith Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I think Pig is a quarter low.

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    codedaddy  almost 2 years ago

    Not a small matter if it was pig’s hindquarters.

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    hoffquotes2  almost 2 years ago

    Seems appropriate to me.

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 2 years ago

    If this were a real Pearls Before Swine strip, when Pig got his quarter back, he would get a football player.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Sorry but I can’t join in your jubilation this AM. Terrible Americano attempt at an otherwise stellar coffee shop. (I thought one shallow comment deserved another)

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    And over at Pooch Café,Rat is yelling at Woodstock—-“Will you speak ENGLISH!!?!?!?”

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    AndromedaMike  almost 2 years ago

    Yeah goat. Quit being a poopy face.

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    zeexenon  almost 2 years ago

    Think pandemic and Covid-D … to mask or not to mask, that is the question.

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    RACerri32  almost 2 years ago

    I can relate to Pig here , on Tuesday , I started washing at the laundry , my favorite machine wouldn’t take my quarters , after I switched to the next one , I looked in the return slot to see a quarter , got a dental pick , and pulled out about $3 of quarters ( wash costs $1.50 ! Oh frabjous day , Callou , Callay )

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    It’s the little things.

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    musicnut1986  almost 2 years ago

    What is #livingmybestlife?

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    monya_43  almost 2 years ago

    Sometimes the small victories are the best. Take those with joy.

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    Lightpainter Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I still don’t understand hashtags, or what you do with them, but I don’t look at other social media than this site. That must be the key.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 2 years ago

    ..and THAT, friends, defines the the term “low threshold of whoopee”.

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    Malph  almost 2 years ago

    Surprised SO MANY regular people believe in reincarnation! Progress

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    cosman  almost 2 years ago

    When i pump my fist in a ‘Yes!’..

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    asrialfeeple  almost 2 years ago

    Was pig laundering money?

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    El-Kabong  almost 2 years ago

    Living my best life, lol. What passes for profundity, cripes! Go post modernism! Its adherents deserve you!

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    sperry532  almost 2 years ago

    These days, ya takes yer wins where ya can.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 2 years ago

    Pig is great at looking on the bright side.

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    Sure beats not getting your quarters back, heh, Pig?


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    einarbt  almost 2 years ago

    I guess the key is to keep the expectations low.

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    JustMe  almost 2 years ago

    I like how their little arms and hands have evolved over the years. They used to be little stick figure arms and legs :)

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