Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 23, 2021

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    B UTTONS  7 months ago

    Offered the common people to visit their elected official and give the politician the bubonic plague.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 7 months ago

    And put your mask on.

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    BasilBruce  7 months ago

    Rat’s presence is never a blessing.

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    Concretionist  7 months ago

    Rat’s an awful AWFUL critter. Bless his soul.

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    joegee  7 months ago

    Got my pfizer booster the other day. I’m looking forward to the future.

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    Sanspareil  7 months ago

    Rat got that from Woodstock!!

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    iggyman  7 months ago

    That is probably a very short list, Rat!

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    John Smith  7 months ago

    Rat must be mellowing in his old age, there was a time he would have told Sicko to eat crap and die

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    gopher gofer  7 months ago

    my wife sneezed. i told her to stop spreading germs…

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    Beaker  7 months ago

    Shouldn’t it be “farther away”? I seem to recall father is distance domain, further is time domain as in further discussions.

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    bambooser  7 months ago

    The word is farther

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    juicebruce  7 months ago

    Then I hit Stephan in the head with my Rat Bat …

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    Ellis97  7 months ago

    It’s gonna be a pretty short list.

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    SALUDADOG  7 months ago

    Blessing someone who sneezes is rewarding bad behavior. I just snap “Stop that!”

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    Oy! There is no end to Rats insults and wisecracks! LOL

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    Goat from PBS  7 months ago

    My family says “Chuck Norris” as an inside joke. Mostly because of this:

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    Linguist  7 months ago

    It’s allergy season where I live. There’s lots of “¡Salud!” going around my house lately.

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago

    He came so close to actually moving towards the positive deeds column. And then came the last panel…

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 7 months ago

    COVID paranoia strikes again…

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  7 months ago

    And get vaccinated.

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    Sisyphos  7 months ago

    Good old Rat, the Ultimate Misanthrope! (Sorry, Molière.)

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