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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 24, 2021

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    Placebos sometimes work better than designed drugs.

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    BE THIS GUY  3 months ago

    You got nothing to lose going through it.

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    cdgar  3 months ago

    I’d like to try too.

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    The grass is always greener on the other side of the Everything-Will-Be-Okay-Again Portal.

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    BasilBruce  3 months ago

    Today’s background music: “Break On Through (to the Other Side)” by The Doors.

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    ronaldspence  3 months ago

    That portal changes the most important barrier or bridge to happiness…oneself!

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    John Smith  3 months ago

    Never thought I’d miss a stupid pun

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    B UTTONS  3 months ago

    A time/place when Social Media did not exist.

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    Yakety Sax  3 months ago

    The Wailers – Three Little Birds / One Love

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx8LYGtQdDs

    Bobby McFerrin – Don’t Worry Be Happy

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

    Despicable Me 2 – Happy

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdr8vI37MvY

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    blunebottle  3 months ago

    Hey, Pig! Make one for me. I’ll even pay you.

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    Wasa Bista  3 months ago

    The light at the end of a tunnel is a train headed our way.

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    Bring Back "The Good Place"  3 months ago

    Wow. This is like the finale to my favorite show…which means that somebody finally Brought Back “The Good Place”!!

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    Cornelius Noodleman  3 months ago

    I once looked through a portal…oh, wait, that was a port hole.

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    wmchere  3 months ago

    oh, happiness fleeting are you

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 3 months ago

    He ran through, he’s going to be disqualified.

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    Mr. Organization  3 months ago

    A rare moment of non-negativity from Rat. Pig’s optimism is slowly impacting him.

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    MayCauseBurns  3 months ago

    “What good is happiness if it’s just a state of mind?”

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    Be really nice to have a portal like that if it really worked!

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    wilhemenacooker  3 months ago

    that’s what legalization purports

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 3 months ago

    We’re probably going to need to something like that after next year’s midterms

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    James Wolfenstein  3 months ago

    Miss it?? I’m still waiting for it! :D

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    Geophyzz  3 months ago

    “I [Jesus] give you peace, the kind of peace that only I can give. It isn’t like the peace that this world can give. So don’t be worried or afraid.” John 14:27

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    Mlcorrad  3 months ago

    Unfortunately, the other side of the sign reads, "Abandon all hope, . . . "

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    Ellis97  3 months ago

    Pig’s idealism knows no bounds.

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    Kaputnik  3 months ago

    Everything will be okay again. Then it will all go wrong again. Then it will be okay. Then…

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    Ichabod Ferguson  3 months ago

    OCTAVIO the Dweeb: Someday I’ll Be Happy

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 3 months ago

    For it to work you must chuck your mask before walking through the portal.

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    franki_g  3 months ago

    Does the portal transport me to New Zealand?

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    gawaintheknight  3 months ago

    “Again”?

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    SoulDigester  3 months ago

    Pig is a genius, I would’ve tried it too

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    It’s all in how you look at things! Mind over matter

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    ocarol7 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Thanks Pig!

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    Snolep  3 months ago

    Happiness is two kinds of ice cream.

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    The Lego Batman Movie is on the other side of that. I guarantee it.

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    timinwsac Premium Member 3 months ago

    I think the door to the local pub will work too.

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    Nothing to lose……

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    jel354  3 months ago

    Rat trying Pig’s suggestion proves that Rat can’t be cynical absolutely every minute.

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    nednewbie  3 months ago

    That’ll do pig, that’ll do ❤️

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    Sakura Tomoe  3 months ago

    It could work, as long as you don’t turn on any news channel or social media feed.

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    Queen of America Premium Member 3 months ago

    If only….

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    CeceliaWD Premium Member 3 months ago

    It comes with no exaggerating media.

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    KEA  3 months ago

    have they considered a dandelion patch to sit in?

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    Are there puppies and donuts on the other side?

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    Natarose  3 months ago

    Ah, if only!

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    donwestonmysteries  3 months ago

    I’s like to see a portal where haters walked through and became compassionate. Sigh.

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    christelisbetty  3 months ago

    I just noticed, Pig managed to make some signs, without getting ink or paint all over himself ! Things are getting better !

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    Dscrib {I have returned}  3 months ago

    Where can I get one of those?

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    cupertino jay  3 months ago

    plug: zipped thru Pastis’ brand new page turner “Trubble Town”, subtitle Squirrel Do Bad.

    page 281 spoiler: “..if you ever see a person claiming to have written this book, please know he is lying..”

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    schaefer jim  3 months ago

    Steve been drinking again.

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    Olddog04  3 months ago

    I would walk through it.

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    zeexenon  3 months ago

    While waiting in line an an OLD hardware store, I noticed apple pickers hanging on the wall. As I checked out, I asked the clerk if he had any fig pluckers.

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    tripwire45  3 months ago

    I wish.

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    Daeder  3 months ago

    Did pig start believing in Shintoism?

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    PuppyPapa  3 months ago

    Don’t let them make you forget Normal.

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    knight1192a  3 months ago

    No, it won’t.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago

    Just walk through… and Vote for Joe. Suckers.

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    StarBeak  3 months ago

    I’d trip and fall right before the sign, then bang my head on it knocking myself out upon getting back up.

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Pig has the Power! —The power of positive thinking….

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    198.23.5.11  3 months ago

    Jan Peerce will now sing “The Bluebird Of Happiness”.

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    rvps Premium Member 3 months ago

    Once again, pig will save us all.

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