Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 07, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  11 months ago

    Is it really that bad where Pig is?

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    BasilBruce  11 months ago

    Reminds me of this cartoon:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jksRQcI9NA

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 11 months ago

    And it’s free.

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    Meme Dee Dee (king of the comic reviewers)  11 months ago

    We should give Trump one of these.

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    ronaldspence  11 months ago

    Isn’t this a rerun?

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    Bilan  11 months ago

    We need Neunundneunzig Luftballons

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  11 months ago

    More likely the seller is satisfied once again.

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    sirbadger  11 months ago

    There should be something like a trapeze swing at the bottom of the string so he can sit down. Without that, his hand will get tired.

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    rogthedodge1  11 months ago

    A man once fastened 33 weather balloons to a chaise longue. Taking along a 6-pack and a pellet gun, he figured to ascend 20 or 30 feet, cruise around the neighborhood and start shooting the balloons when he was ready to come down. He miscalculated: finally levelled off at 16,000 feet!

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    Robin Harwood  11 months ago

    Why does he want hope? Can’t eat it. Can’t drink it. Can’t pay the bills with it. I’d rather have the things I hope for.

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    hariseldon59  11 months ago

    Somewhere over the rainbow..

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    hariseldon59  11 months ago

    Say hi to the scarecrow.

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    iggyman  11 months ago

    He wanted hope, now he has “High Hopes”!

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    PaulAbbott2  11 months ago

    You’ll float. Down here we all float. And you’ll float too!

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 11 months ago

    The only way is up.

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    Bilan  11 months ago

    There is a money-back guarantee, but you have to return it first.

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    Sanspareil  11 months ago

    They should aspire to Crosby also!

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    gopher gofer  11 months ago

    on his way to the fifth dimension…?

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    proclusstudent  11 months ago

    Hope was the last and cruelest thing out of Pandora’s box.

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    monya_43  11 months ago

    Pig must think that hope is somewhere else other than where he is.

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    JB10000Lakes  11 months ago

    And down a nearby sewer grate….

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    Ellis97  11 months ago

    There he goes. Off to find happiness because of that one balloon.

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    jessie d. Premium Member 11 months ago

    I think the solution to Maga has just been found. Give ’em a balloon ride that never, ever returns. Got to get a real big balloon with lots of hoist for Trump, though. Maybe the Brits would let us borrow the Donald in Diapers monstrosity. Let him get safely out of the U.S. of A then start up the BB guns.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 11 months ago

    Me: "Come on, Stephan! Helium balloons don’t actually lift you off the ground! That only happens in the cartoons!

    Oh. Right."

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    flower among weeds  11 months ago

    One can only hope.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Excellent solution

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    Dom999  11 months ago

    Dang. I was hoping that guy was going to stick around. My friends and I wanted to meet back up at him because he’s tall and easy to see with that balloon.

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    Geophyzz  11 months ago

    “So these three things continue forever: faith, hope, and love. And the greatest of these is love.” 1st Corinthians 13:13

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    Zebrastripes  11 months ago

    All you need is a pin to prick the prick …then see him fly erratically in the air….ffffffffttttthhhhh

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    pheets  11 months ago

    Perhaps the lesson here today is to be careful what you wish for, be more aware of why you are wishing.

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    kartis  11 months ago

    I would like one please.

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    Reader  11 months ago

    So, he lands in Ethiopia, Afghanistan, Myanmar,….where hope is a necessity.

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    Aaronious  11 months ago

    Happy anniversary “Ink Pen!” Going strong since 2005.

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    BilboDaddy  11 months ago

    The balloon should be filled with sulfur gas which will take him to H… Where he belongs.

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    Goat from PBS  11 months ago

    As much as I want to go to a new world, I somewhat like oxygen.

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    cosman  11 months ago

    ..Way up in the air, with his hopium-filled balloon..

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 11 months ago

    It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden stop at the end.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  11 months ago

    This needed to be thought out better.

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    Cheapskate0  11 months ago

    Even better. The balloons Non Sequitur!

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    Oldbutnotstupid  11 months ago

    When you liberals get what you really deserve, then you are going to live in a world that will be ****** ** as you deserve LET’S GO BRANDON !!!!!

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    amaneaux  11 months ago

    And a new isekai adventure begins.

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    Buckles   11 months ago

    How come pig didn’t float?

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    JohnTheFoole  11 months ago

    Wait here, I’ll be right back….

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    Olddog04  11 months ago

    Give me one of those please.

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    tripwire45  11 months ago

    Somewhere over the rainbow…

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    marilynnbyerly  11 months ago

    Pre-Depression, a story swept through the country about a little girl who was lifted off the ground by a bunch of small balloons and drifted away. A local hunter saw her plight and began to slowly shoot the balloons until she landed in another man’s arms and was returned to her frantic mother. It took a surprisingly long time for people to realize this was impossible and a hoax.

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    VickiP123  11 months ago

    Manchin, Moscow Mitch, Simena, DeSantis & Abbott need balloons too

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    schaefer jim  11 months ago

    Sounds like a dumb ass republican Trump supporter.

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    willie_mctell  11 months ago

    Interdimensional transportation. Random is the cheapest.

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    old_geek  11 months ago

    Call the balloon Calgon?

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    The Brooklyn Accent  11 months ago

    “Where were they going, without ever knowing the way?”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBFrSi5moK4

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    zeexenon  11 months ago

    Another non non-reader of the fine print … e.g., Amazon gave up showing complete product details long ago.

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    JustMe  11 months ago

    I’ll take one of those please

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    Comicfan (I can't think of a better name)   11 months ago

    Avoid birds don’t let the balloon pop

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    eddi_tbh  11 months ago

    Up, up and away.

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    Cubic3D  11 months ago

    Now we know that pig’s obesity makes him heavier than that of an already quite overweight grown man.

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    Sisyphos  11 months ago

    It’s a fabled Red Balloon! Don’tcha get that, Satisfied Customer? I’d hope so….

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    dpflyer1  11 months ago

    Liberalism/leftism/communism is a mental disorder.

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    jbruins84341  11 months ago

    Um, isn’t this a recent repeat? If not, one just like it.

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    eudeswal  11 months ago

    Not Trump but …sleeepingggg Joe…get real man !!

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