Good to see Pig take a stand.
Hit the road, Rat.
Cheese Whiz is real cheese! Change my mind.
On Ritz crackers. Simply divine.
Rat has obviously never had a good sharp cheddar.
You get Cheese Whiz by giving your cheese too much coffee to drink.
cheez whiz made it into the Blues Brother’s Moviehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ICHEkYRZg3w B
Pig should be happy – more cheese for him.
I absolutely and sadly have to agree with the sentiment of the first panel. Comments from thirty years plus previous, intended with sincerity and actual humor would go down in flaming and frosty replies.
But the following two panels ran off the rails.
It had rankled me because I was earlier recalling one of my IMHO funniest original jokes that now has the potential to offend.
I’m with Pig on this one.
Soon insulting Alexa, Siri, Cortana, et al may be a crime or at least get you a reprimand.
Must be quite an ordeal to get it out of the cow.
A rat that doesn’t like cheese? Sacrilege!
If Rat ever read comment sections, he’d know people think differently all the time about everything. So apparently, you can.
I don’t think i ever had Cheez Whiz !
Rat don’t let the door hit you in the arse !
I remember a case of reverse Cheese Wiz discrimination. Many years ago, a presidential candidate campaigning in Philadelphia was criticized for ordering a Philly cheese steak with Swiss cheese instead of the traditional Cheese Wiz. The heck with authenticity, that’s what I would have ordered too.
What about easy cheese?
cancel the cancel crowd
…and preferably, squirted direct into the cavity called mouth.
Turn in your rodent card!
Nowadays, Freedom of Speech gets you cancelled.
Pig must have had a plan. He had already packed Rat’s bag.
A sad use of the word Cheese.
Blame it on leftists like Mark Zuckerburg.
Good to see Rat on the wrong end of an attack for a change.
Speaking of Whiz, a certain author who wrote about wizards has found this to be true!
The first panel speaks for Conservative Republicans everywhere.
I’ll allow it. But if he tries to claim that Miracle Whip is anywhere close to mayonnaise I’m afraid I’ll have to recommend vivisection.
But leave the door a jar…of that stuff.
Some people prefer fake news over real news.
Almost as bad as Velveeta.
Huh. I’ve been castigated for liking Oreos, so don’t feel bad, Pig. We culinary lowlifes must stick together,
Cheese Whiz on celery – The Great American Hors D’Oeuvres!
I hear peoples lives are ruined for something they said way back when they were in grade school…BOO HISS
I eat fries with Mayonnaise. I’m a freak some say.
Our cat would have agreed with Rat. He recognized the sound of the “squirt” and would come running. For that matter, there is a certain je ne sais quoi to processed cheese that matches nicely with cheap wine and Town House crackers.
Free thinkers ARE a menacing bunch!
Hmmm! This is interesting because my father raised hogs and they would eat literally anything offered them, including lumps of coal!So, you can see why I’m surprised to discover that some pigs are cheese snobs! ;o}
I don’t know if it’s “cheese” but it has milk in it making it a dairy product and unsafe for my consumption since I have a dairy allergy. You’d be surprised how hard it is for some people to grasp that all products from an animals mammary gland counts as dairy.
Cheez Whiz has gone way downhill since I was in college. The taste and mouth feel are very different. Possibly more modified food starch?
Cancel culture, cheese style.
Just wait until Rat finds out about the joys of processed cheese food!
I wish Rat’s statement in the first panel wasn’t so accurate. I LIKE PINEAPPLES ON PIZZA! There, I said it!
I like how he had his suitcase packed and ready for him!
Hey! I find this very demeaning and insulting to MY vision of what’s right and wrong!
Mr. Pastis – I believe we think alike here. Although you purposely skirt a lot of political issues, you do frequently infer. Funny how the people pointing the finger at others and shouting “Intolerant” are themselves intolerant of those with opposing viewpoints!
No just no
Fortunately, Pastis doesn’t have a reputation worth saving.
It is true that expressions of “different thoughts” can indeed get you in trouble, but that is generally only if those thoughts are those of racists and bigots or speaking of overthrowing our government by force or murdering people.
Along almost those exact same lines, sometimes, for some purposes, I like Velveeta better than actual cheese.
Me,I’m a Stilton freak.Alas,it ships by package poorly.
I doubt if he’s tried every type of cheese.
I am going directly from here to the store for some cheese whiz.
I like Cheese Whiz on my cheesesteak
Pig is your basic biased cheese lover.
But it is true that the “Cheez Whiz” unidentifiable stuff is detestable…
I don’t care for Cheez Whiz. I won’t hold it against you. There’s bigger problems in the world than this.
I don’t like spicy food.
I agree with pig; Cheese Whiz is not better then cheese.