Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 30, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  8 months ago

    Good to see Pig take a stand.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 8 months ago

    Hit the road, Rat.

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    alasko  8 months ago

    Cheese Whiz is real cheese! Change my mind.

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    ULTRA MAGA Wasa Bista  8 months ago

    On Ritz crackers. Simply divine.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  8 months ago

    Whatever, Rat.

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    Bilan  8 months ago

    Rat has obviously never had a good sharp cheddar.

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    jpsomebody  8 months ago

    You get Cheese Whiz by giving your cheese too much coffee to drink.

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    ronaldspence  8 months ago

    cheez whiz made it into the Blues Brother’s Movie B

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    ChristineFoxdale  8 months ago

    Pig should be happy – more cheese for him.

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    syzygy47  8 months ago

    I absolutely and sadly have to agree with the sentiment of the first panel. Comments from thirty years plus previous, intended with sincerity and actual humor would go down in flaming and frosty replies.

    But the following two panels ran off the rails.

    It had rankled me because I was earlier recalling one of my IMHO funniest original jokes that now has the potential to offend.

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    Georgette Washington Bunny  8 months ago

    I’m with Pig on this one.

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    Zykoic  8 months ago

    Soon insulting Alexa, Siri, Cortana, et al may be a crime or at least get you a reprimand.

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    AndreasMartin  8 months ago

    Must be quite an ordeal to get it out of the cow.

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    adunano367  8 months ago

    A rat that doesn’t like cheese? Sacrilege!

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    cdward  8 months ago

    If Rat ever read comment sections, he’d know people think differently all the time about everything. So apparently, you can.

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    iggyman  8 months ago

    I don’t think i ever had Cheez Whiz !

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    juicebruce  8 months ago

    Rat don’t let the door hit you in the arse !

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    Kaputnik  8 months ago

    I remember a case of reverse Cheese Wiz discrimination. Many years ago, a presidential candidate campaigning in Philadelphia was criticized for ordering a Philly cheese steak with Swiss cheese instead of the traditional Cheese Wiz. The heck with authenticity, that’s what I would have ordered too.

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    bignatefantic2.0  8 months ago

    What about easy cheese?

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    wilhemenacooker  8 months ago

    cancel the cancel crowd

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    jessie d. Premium Member 8 months ago

    …and preferably, squirted direct into the cavity called mouth.

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    SusieB  8 months ago

    Turn in your rodent card!

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    Ellis97  8 months ago

    Nowadays, Freedom of Speech gets you cancelled.

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    monya_43  8 months ago

    Pig must have had a plan. He had already packed Rat’s bag.

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    santa72404  8 months ago

    A sad use of the word Cheese.

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    mail2jbl  8 months ago

    Blame it on leftists like Mark Zuckerburg.

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    jel354  8 months ago

    Good to see Rat on the wrong end of an attack for a change.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 8 months ago

    Speaking of Whiz, a certain author who wrote about wizards has found this to be true!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 8 months ago

    The first panel speaks for Conservative Republicans everywhere.

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    dadoctah  8 months ago

    I’ll allow it. But if he tries to claim that Miracle Whip is anywhere close to mayonnaise I’m afraid I’ll have to recommend vivisection.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 8 months ago

    But leave the door a jar…of that stuff.

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    Jimvideo  8 months ago

    Some people prefer fake news over real news.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  8 months ago

    Almost as bad as Velveeta.

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    1953Baby  8 months ago

    Huh. I’ve been castigated for liking Oreos, so don’t feel bad, Pig. We culinary lowlifes must stick together,

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    Linguist  8 months ago

    Cheese Whiz on celery – The Great American Hors D’Oeuvres!

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    I hear peoples lives are ruined for something they said way back when they were in grade school…BOO HISS

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    Olddog04  8 months ago

    I eat fries with Mayonnaise. I’m a freak some say.

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    aerotica69  8 months ago

    Our cat would have agreed with Rat. He recognized the sound of the “squirt” and would come running. For that matter, there is a certain je ne sais quoi to processed cheese that matches nicely with cheap wine and Town House crackers.

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    pheets  8 months ago

    Free thinkers ARE a menacing bunch!

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    joefearsnothing  8 months ago

    Hmmm! This is interesting because my father raised hogs and they would eat literally anything offered them, including lumps of coal!So, you can see why I’m surprised to discover that some pigs are cheese snobs! ;o}

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    Publius10608218  8 months ago

    I don’t know if it’s “cheese” but it has milk in it making it a dairy product and unsafe for my consumption since I have a dairy allergy. You’d be surprised how hard it is for some people to grasp that all products from an animals mammary gland counts as dairy.

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    Bucinka  8 months ago

    Cheez Whiz has gone way downhill since I was in college. The taste and mouth feel are very different. Possibly more modified food starch?

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    tripwire45  8 months ago

    Cancel culture, cheese style.

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    johndifool  8 months ago

    Just wait until Rat finds out about the joys of processed cheese food!

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    Goat from PBS  8 months ago

    I wish Rat’s statement in the first panel wasn’t so accurate. I LIKE PINEAPPLES ON PIZZA! There, I said it!

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    kaycstamper  8 months ago

    I like how he had his suitcase packed and ready for him!

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    zeexenon  8 months ago

    Hey! I find this very demeaning and insulting to MY vision of what’s right and wrong!

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    WCraft Premium Member 8 months ago

    Mr. Pastis – I believe we think alike here. Although you purposely skirt a lot of political issues, you do frequently infer. Funny how the people pointing the finger at others and shouting “Intolerant” are themselves intolerant of those with opposing viewpoints!

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    Darcy wu  8 months ago

    No just no

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    AndromedaMike  8 months ago

    Fortunately, Pastis doesn’t have a reputation worth saving.

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    Flatworm  8 months ago

    It is true that expressions of “different thoughts” can indeed get you in trouble, but that is generally only if those thoughts are those of racists and bigots or speaking of overthrowing our government by force or murdering people.

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    Flatworm  8 months ago

    Along almost those exact same lines, sometimes, for some purposes, I like Velveeta better than actual cheese.

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    Me,I’m a Stilton freak.Alas,it ships by package poorly.

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    bhamdodger  8 months ago

    I doubt if he’s tried every type of cheese.

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    adunano367  8 months ago

    I am going directly from here to the store for some cheese whiz.

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    eolan59  8 months ago

    I like Cheese Whiz on my cheesesteak

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    Sisyphos  8 months ago

    Pig is your basic biased cheese lover.

    But it is true that the “Cheez Whiz” unidentifiable stuff is detestable…

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  8 months ago

    I don’t care for Cheez Whiz. I won’t hold it against you. There’s bigger problems in the world than this.

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    PBS1!  8 months ago

    I don’t like spicy food.

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    Darth Revan II  6 months ago

    I agree with pig; Cheese Whiz is not better then cheese.

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