Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 01, 2021

Now they are going to have to get a new main course.

Plan B: “We want have you over for dinner.”

Crocs need a good press agent.

Is there a zebra equivalent of brass knuckles — Crocodile kicking horseshoes?

He’ll be the guest of honor at their annual banquet.

Just give up already and order take out.

Their only saving grace is that they’re really BAD predators.

Good try.

Zeeba can deliver it via Zoom!

Somebody might make shoes or purses or suitcases out of you Larry!

If it’s still legal.

Zeeba should invite croc to talk in front of annual Zebra stampede!

When the truth does not work …… lie !

Good to see them back.

Eef zeeba neighba not do eet, maybee Larry can geet Androo Coomoe. He not be beezy now.

Flag the troll.

“YAY!!! CROCS!!! YAY!!!

Predation is an important part of survival. That’s life in the creature world.

Crocs!!!!

Larry does about as good as Wile E. Coyote but I still love seeing the crocs. :-)

Flocks of sea gulls have flown in here and the eagles have been inviting them over for lunch and dinner. Breakfast is heron egg omelets.

Sounds like Putin talking to Zelensky.

In Illinois we call that a state congressional budget meeting. They invite citizens who have jobs and pay taxes to come and be financially devoured. (Sorry, had to get that off my chest. Back to jovial comments now)

Call mitch

Sound remarkably like corporate recruiters.

They look more like Gators than Crocs

Yay, Zeeba and the crocs are back.

Why do the Crocs always insist on trying to get Zebra? Why not just go after a different zebra instead?

“Candy Gram, Zeeba”

Nice to see the crocs back. They haven’t had the same regularity as they did in the early 2010s.

More Crocs please!

Have The Crocs ever tried Cheez Whiz??

ZEEEEEBA! How cute!

Crocs no fool Zeeba! Larry nuts!

It’s always the same sales pitch, just with different scenarios and/or starting points. Still doesn’t work, dumb crocs.

Is our Migration Bridge across the river still collapsed? See YOUTUBE watch?v=RDm8xmmLxiw

Crocs! Celebrate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kinda surprised these crocs aren’t extinct by now

It’s always nice to see the Crocs.

A box of rocks really is smarter than the crocs.

Larry needs to one-up Bob in the eyes of his wife by getting GrubHub to deliver shawarma…

(for reference…https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2021/11/10)

HOO-RAY!!!! Larry is back. Give us MORE!!!!

You go Larry, never give up :)

No danger zeeba. Larry will never succeed.

I know, let’s hire Ryan Gosling to do the pitch!!!!

One thing I have always been puzzled by, is why only the adult male crocs appear to be dumb as dirt. The croc wives seems to be reasonably intelligent, as are the children of either gender. (Although the wives choosing to marry such lunkheads would suggest that maybe there is a generic croc problem.) Is there any explanation for this, or is it just part of the running gag of how hapless a group of predators the adult males seem to be? Or is this just a Home Improvement schtick (among many other humor storylines) about how dumb adult males can be?

More Crocs. Less sad pig.

yay croc strips!

I DEMAND MORE

The crocs were assigned booking the guest speaker as they were thought to be least likely to mess that up. We can see that is not so.

At least the Crocs had the courtesy to invite their chosen Guest Speaker for dinner!

Ya think?

Zebra’s back—with the Crocs! Woo-hoo! Long time, no see to both ….