Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 01, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  10 months ago

    Now they are going to have to get a new main course.

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    BasilBruce  10 months ago

    Plan B: “We want have you over for dinner.”

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 10 months ago

    Crocs need a good press agent.

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    sirbadger  10 months ago

    Is there a zebra equivalent of brass knuckles — Crocodile kicking horseshoes?

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    hariseldon59  10 months ago

    He’ll be the guest of honor at their annual banquet.

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    Imagine  10 months ago

    Just give up already and order take out.

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    ronaldspence  10 months ago

    Zeeba can deliver it via Zoom!

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    Cornelius Noodleman  10 months ago

    Somebody might make shoes or purses or suitcases out of you Larry!

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    Cornelius Noodleman  10 months ago

    If it’s still legal.

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    Sanspareil  10 months ago

    Zeeba should invite croc to talk in front of annual Zebra stampede!

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    juicebruce  10 months ago

    When the truth does not work …… lie !

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    Olddog04  10 months ago

    Good to see them back.

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    Count Olaf  10 months ago

    Eef zeeba neighba not do eet, maybee Larry can geet Androo Coomoe. He not be beezy now.

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    Olddog04  10 months ago

    Flag the troll.

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    Ellis97  10 months ago

    Predation is an important part of survival. That’s life in the creature world.

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    MickMaus  10 months ago

    Larry does about as good as Wile E. Coyote but I still love seeing the crocs. :-)

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    dwindy54  10 months ago

    Flocks of sea gulls have flown in here and the eagles have been inviting them over for lunch and dinner. Breakfast is heron egg omelets.

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    Linguist  10 months ago

    Sounds like Putin talking to Zelensky.

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    WCraft Premium Member 10 months ago

    In Illinois we call that a state congressional budget meeting. They invite citizens who have jobs and pay taxes to come and be financially devoured. (Sorry, had to get that off my chest. Back to jovial comments now)

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    GlenGoodwin  10 months ago

    Call mitch

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    kartis  10 months ago

    Sound remarkably like corporate recruiters.

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    [Unnamed Reader - bddb15]  10 months ago

    They look more like Gators than Crocs

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    doesntplaywellwithothers  10 months ago

    Yay, Zeeba and the crocs are back.

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    CaveCat87  10 months ago

    Why do the Crocs always insist on trying to get Zebra? Why not just go after a different zebra instead?

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    christelisbetty  10 months ago

    “Candy Gram, Zeeba”

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    Goat from PBS  10 months ago

    Nice to see the crocs back. They haven’t had the same regularity as they did in the early 2010s.

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    Et tu brute  10 months ago

    More Crocs please!

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    Have The Crocs ever tried Cheez Whiz??

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    ZEEEEEBA! How cute!

    Crocs no fool Zeeba! Larry nuts!

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    Rose Madder Premium Member 10 months ago

    It’s always the same sales pitch, just with different scenarios and/or starting points. Still doesn’t work, dumb crocs.

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    zeexenon  10 months ago

    Is our Migration Bridge across the river still collapsed? See YOUTUBE watch?v=RDm8xmmLxiw

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    Lana M.  10 months ago

    Crocs! Celebrate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    KEA  10 months ago

    kinda surprised these crocs aren’t extinct by now

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    Aficionado  10 months ago

    It’s always nice to see the Crocs.

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    AndromedaMike  10 months ago

    A box of rocks really is smarter than the crocs.

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    txmystic  10 months ago

    Larry needs to one-up Bob in the eyes of his wife by getting GrubHub to deliver shawarma…

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    Imhungry  10 months ago

    HOO-RAY!!!! Larry is back. Give us MORE!!!!

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    dcoyote  10 months ago

    You go Larry, never give up :)

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    donwestonmysteries  10 months ago

    No danger zeeba. Larry will never succeed.

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    Old27F20  10 months ago

    I know, let’s hire Ryan Gosling to do the pitch!!!!

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    Guy_A  10 months ago

    One thing I have always been puzzled by, is why only the adult male crocs appear to be dumb as dirt. The croc wives seems to be reasonably intelligent, as are the children of either gender. (Although the wives choosing to marry such lunkheads would suggest that maybe there is a generic croc problem.) Is there any explanation for this, or is it just part of the running gag of how hapless a group of predators the adult males seem to be? Or is this just a Home Improvement schtick (among many other humor storylines) about how dumb adult males can be?

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    vsop  10 months ago

    More Crocs. Less sad pig.

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    Some nerd who likes comics  10 months ago

    yay croc strips!


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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  10 months ago

    The crocs were assigned booking the guest speaker as they were thought to be least likely to mess that up. We can see that is not so.

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    Sisyphos  10 months ago

    At least the Crocs had the courtesy to invite their chosen Guest Speaker for dinner!

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  48. Cathy aack Premium Member 10 months ago

    Ya think?

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    rgcviper  10 months ago

    Zebra’s back—with the Crocs! Woo-hoo! Long time, no see to both ….

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