Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 24, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  5 months ago

    Just being honest.

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    jmarkoff2  5 months ago

    There are too many negative people like Rat. We need more positive people like Pig.

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    B UTTONS  5 months ago

    Rat has a point … what’s so happy about another year of semi-quarantine and the government telling us that we have to take another shot.

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    Gent  5 months ago

    Rats is always such pestimists.

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    Concretionist  5 months ago

    I wonder if Groundhog Day is one of Rat’s favorite movies… Nah. I bet not.

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    AndreasMartin  5 months ago

    A more positive attitude is needed. For example ‘Happy second anniversary dear Corona-Virus’.

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    gopher gofer  5 months ago

    we need to keep our spirits up, which is why i’m stocking gin, vodka, bourbon…

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    wrd2255  5 months ago

    2022: Post-Happy

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    SusieB  5 months ago

    So far the 2020’s kinda suck

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    Ellis97  5 months ago

    Rat hasn’t had one positive thought since his big break up with Pig’s sister.

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    monya_43  5 months ago

    Got to admit that Rat was being honest about the new year. As Rat goes, it’s about as optimistic as he gets. Cursing about the new year doesn’t help though, because it doesn’t care.

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    ajr58(1)  5 months ago

    2020, … too.

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    iggyman  5 months ago

    Deja Vu!

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    1953Baby  5 months ago

    People like Rat are the reason history keeps repeating itself. Geezus gawd, I hate to think what a right little ray of sunshine he would have been during the Great Depression or WW II. . .

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    diskus Premium Member 5 months ago

    Remember how happy we were that 2020 ended?

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    Troglodyte  5 months ago

    Rat is as Rat does.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    Like Groundhog Day, as this pandemic is in its third year….

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    mrwiskers  5 months ago

    Virologists have been observing viruses mutate in the lab for years. They know this is how viruses behave. They haven’t kept this a secret. It has been public knowledge. Check out the podcast “This Week In Virology”. Why do a quarter of the anti mask/vax public risk infecting others?

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    WCraft Premium Member 5 months ago

    Not a fan of profanity but…I agree.

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    wongo  5 months ago

    That’s fer sure !

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    Tetonbil Premium Member 5 months ago

    Yup, that ended in 2020.

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    Goat from PBS  5 months ago

    Last decade was two years ago, Rat. I prefer the “Happy New Year”.

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    PoodleGroomer  5 months ago

    So last millennia.

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    Croc Holliday  5 months ago

    Nothing is ever so bad that it can’t get worse.

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    Croc Holliday  5 months ago

    Seen on a T-shirt: “Marty! Whatever you do, do not go to 2020!” (or may have been 2021, either way it works)

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    iggyman  5 months ago

    I said over and over and over again this life (dance) was going to be a drag, but the song by Dave Clark Five had a happy ending!

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    donwestonmysteries  5 months ago

    What will Pastis write about when the Pandemic is done?

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    BasilBruce  5 months ago

    I’m just surprised that Rat used symbols instead of the actual swear word.

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    unfair.de  5 months ago

    “Happy” died about 2 years ago. If you’re lucky you will be haunted by its ghost occasionally.

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    theincrediblebulk  5 months ago

    The year is on perpetual repeat…repeat…repeat…

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    eddi_tbh  5 months ago

    I really can’t argue with Rat’s attitude.

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    Sisyphos  5 months ago

    The “card” is Rat-appropriate, but I’m surprised he sent one at all!

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    COL Crash  5 months ago

    Some folks have never seen Happy. Sometimes it’s their own fault, but usually not.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 5 months ago

    True that. :-(

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