Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 01, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    You can press the skip button after Tuesday.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’d go back to July 1974.

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    B UTTONS  over 1 year ago

    It’s Monday’s fault.

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    baddawg1989  over 1 year ago

    Okay, now THAT’S one I’d be willing to pay for. :-p

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    Rat is right. With a streaming service, you have choices.

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    BasilBruce  over 1 year ago

    “I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time.’ So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.” —Steven Wright

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    Concretionist  over 1 year ago

    Vernor Vinge wrote Marooned in Real Time which allowed you to do exactly that.

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    With that logic, we should be at about March 13, 2027…

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    I would like to go back and hit some delete keys!

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    AndreasMartin  over 1 year ago

    Dear future, now you are here you don’t look so nice as I imagined you’d be. Instead, the dark past suddenly appears a tad brighter.

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    Its just me  over 1 year ago

    I’m happy with day by day, no matter how bad or good.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I want a “Pause” button.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    How about just going back to bed and not getting out until next week?

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    RACerri32  over 1 year ago

    Just give me a MUTE button !

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    tonypezzano  over 1 year ago

    Life needs quality controls.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 1 year ago

    You can skip past boring weeks. Just put yourself into a coma. The medical bills may not be worth it, and doctors are kind of busy right now.

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    hariseldon59  over 1 year ago

    Reminds me of the movie ‘Click’ with Adam Sandler, in which he had a remote control for his life with pause and fast forward buttons, but no rewind button. The consequences were disastrous.

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    SusieB  over 1 year ago

    I think many of us would prefer to go backwards. I’d go back to the eighties.

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    Geophyzz  over 1 year ago

    Life’s streaming services are brought to you by Budweiser, Miller, Molson, Seagrams, Four Roses, Heineken, etc.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He could use the same train of thought and send a similar letter to Netflix. Dear Netflix. Substitute the word “Series” for “Week”.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  over 1 year ago

    Nah, we’d spend so much time rewinding to watch the ‘good’ parts or fast forwarding through what we think is bad that we would actually forget to just live.

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    rmercer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    There’s a reason why time-jumping is forbidden. The above comments are only a taste…

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    I would go back to 2005, back when the world made sense. At least in my book.

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    ekw555  over 1 year ago

    you’d find your self at the end of the series in no time at all.

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    William Robbins Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ok, I’ve got good news for Pastis, I guess. It’s all fast forward when you get past 60.

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    Droptma Styx  over 1 year ago

    Pig and Rat represent the ink-stained wretches of social media.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It would also be nice if you could “Save” before doing something stupid.

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    Twocat  over 1 year ago

    if I fast-forwarded every time a week started looking bad, I’d have died of old age by now.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Poor PIG! He needs to face reality….

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    rAtkinson  over 1 year ago

    Be careful what you wish for, some dreams have a nasty habit of coming true.

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    rAtkinson  over 1 year ago

    Don’t wish your life away.

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    Publius10608218  over 1 year ago

    I believe there’s an old folk tale about a boy who is givin a sliver spool and every time he pulls some of the spool he skips ahead to what he thinks is the good part of life, but he just ends up skipping his whole life and running out of thread. So the moral I presume is life doesn’t get easier enjoy it while you can trials and all.

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    klapre  over 1 year ago

    This was the premise of the movie “Click”.

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    Spacetech  over 1 year ago

    I’m still binge watching

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    I would rewind to the 80s, when Garfield was young and in his prime, Charles Schulz was still alive, and Calvin and Hobbes began its short but great career.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    that would be fun, Pig, in one way or another

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    NWdryad  over 1 year ago

    I’ll tell you one thing I hate about skipping shows. Whenever I’m streaming a series and after several episodes decided I’m no longer interested, the streaming companies pester me constantly to finish it.

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    There is no life after birth.

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    If it was, we would get to the end pretty quick….

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    Skip to my Lou.

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    walstib  over 1 year ago

    No Steve Goodman fans? So obvious!! ♪ “If your life was on video tape, wouldn’t everything be all right? When your head hurts the morning after, you could roll it back to late last night. You could replay all the good parts, and cut out what you don’t like. Oh wouldn’t you be in good shape if your life was on video tape” ♪

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    DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Oh, you can do that. Get a big guy really mad at you and he may knock you into the middle of next week! (Hmmm, you may have to be of a certain age to appreciate that one.)

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    azardoz  over 1 year ago

    It Was A Very Good Year.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    You wish, Pig!

    Take a shower. Scrap the pen. Use a computer. It won’t make the week any better, but you won’t be so ink-splattered….

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