Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 19, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  3 months ago

    Is the flamethrower CDC approved?

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago

    Zeeba neghba prefers 15 days closed at home with Coveed.

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    BasilBruce  3 months ago

    Is this how Elevation Burger got started?

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    AtariDragon  3 months ago

    That’s a pretty good price for Zeeba BBQ.

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    Robin Harwood  3 months ago

    I didn’t know flamethrowers had a “delicate” setting. Is there also an “eco” setting?

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    ronaldspence  3 months ago

    I can’t wait until Covid jokes are funny, I won’t say its too soon, but…oh well Crocs, why not, lots of others profited from the pandemic, why not you too?

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    Be sure to wash your hands for 20 seconds before using the flame thrower.

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    jewlie  3 months ago

    Accidentally?

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 3 months ago

    LMAO! Best PBS Sunday strip in a long while!

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    Margherita Premium Member 3 months ago

    Welcome back, funny Crocs! You’ll never catch Zeeba, but yet another nice try!

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    Cpeckbourlioux  3 months ago

    “…not for zeeba ears.” Love it.

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    Love the Crocs!

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    juicebruce  3 months ago

    Croc Power !

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    jessegooddoggy  3 months ago

    Does Larry’s sidekick have a name?

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    Ellis97  3 months ago

    Why don’t those crocs ever attempt to eat Pig or Goat?

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    YippiKiAyMofo  3 months ago

    Kill the host, kill the disease. Works 100% of the time!

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    cornshell  3 months ago

    Did they get the flamethrower from Lil Guard Duck?

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    jel354  3 months ago

    Zebra set their plans up in flames.

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    uniquename  3 months ago

    I wonder if they got the flamethrower from the Acme corporation recommended by their good friend Wile.

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    Aficionado  3 months ago

    Outstanding! A perfect Crocs strip!

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    vacman  3 months ago

    Many settings on a flamethrower including “Flambe”

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    NOOOO, ZEEBA, you too smart! c

    Crocs dumb…. want to BBQ you and eat you….

    Neva gonna happen…

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    I don’t know why they didn’t roast Zebra then and there. Perhaps the flamethrower has a very short range.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  3 months ago

    Some people are to dumb to be opportunists when a crisis comes up.

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    diskus Premium Member 3 months ago

    Maybe there is a reverse setting

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    rshive  3 months ago

    Trying to use current events to their advantage.

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    farco1  3 months ago

    always a treat to see the crocs!

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    CaveCat87  3 months ago

    Those Crocs just missed the opportunity to just torch Zebra right then and there. Then again, they are too stupid to think about doing that at the first given opportunity. They could use Junior Croc’s help.

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    OLLIEB  3 months ago

    Go.

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    Spiny Norman Premium Member 3 months ago

    CROCS!!! Twice in one week! And a Sunday! Be still my heart!!!!!!!

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    SukieCrandall Premium Member 3 months ago

    This so reminds me of the worm med scams. There IS a group of humans with COVID who are helped by having the worm meds, though not many people in the U.S. fit the category. Those are people who are parasitized by worms and get COVID. The meds get rid of the worms so they are no longer fighting two things. Otherwise, it is all placebo effect and not a heck of a lot of that. Today’s cartoon was a good reminder about scam artists and is hilarious.

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    eric_harris_76  3 months ago

    “You are the product.”

    In this case, very literally.

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    zeexenon  3 months ago

    Their business failed, so they went on the Speaker’s Circuit to teach how to remove a Zeeba’s legs under water.

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    marilynnbyerly  3 months ago

    Supposedly, that was how smoked pork barbecue was invented, but it involved a shed, not a house. That’s nonsense, of course, smoked meat has been around since man invented fire.

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    cbstellick  3 months ago

    More Crocs !! More Crocs!!

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    DNCoyote  3 months ago

    Love those crocs :)

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    schaefer jim  3 months ago

    Flame on!

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    Imhungry  3 months ago

    HOORAY Croc’s again!! It appears to me that the Croc’s “coveed” plan is about as well thought out, and performed as the plan that the rest of the world implemented. Good thing that those black and white horses did not fall for it like most of the rest of the world did.

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    jessegooddoggy  3 months ago

    Crocs are also on FB today, Steven Pastis page. And it’s a Sunday strip!

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    JudyAz  3 months ago

    Well, there’s an idea that crashed and burned.

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    alexius23  3 months ago

    Always glad to see Crocs & Zeebra

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    I give a massively Negative Online Review to the croc company calling itself “Coveed Response Team”!

    They would be dangerous if they weren’t so dumb!

    This warning is especially directed to all young, innocent, naive zeebas out there!

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    lindz.coop Premium Member 3 months ago

    Yes…definitely, “delicate”

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    Swirls Before Pine  3 months ago

    Pearls Before Swine: The Flamethrower. “FWOOSH”. The kids love it

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