Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 26, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    Stephan isn’t the only one.

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    BasilBruce  over 1 year ago

    Imagine all the readers sharing all the Pearls . . .

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    C’mon people now, give Pearls a chance.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Today Stephan killed Lennon for the second time.

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    Wilde Bill  over 1 year ago

    How do you sleep?

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ono!

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    Concretionist  over 1 year ago

    The best thing about this is that it’s been DAYS since the last one!

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    hariseldon59  over 1 year ago

    That sound you hear is John Lennon spinning in his grave .

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    You may say he’s a dreamer, but he’s not the only one…

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    Boxo croco says happy derby  over 1 year ago

    Above us only whys

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 1 year ago

    G R O A N

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    DamnHappyChappy  over 1 year ago

    You know they are coming, but I fail to see the puns most of the time.

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    Georgette Washington Bunny  over 1 year ago

    Talk about tortured.

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    Robin Harwood  over 1 year ago

    And he gets paid for this.

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    boydpercy Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Looks like Pearls has corrupted Shoe!

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    Ooo…Stephan pushed Rat too far this time.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Groan, Groan, GROAN,

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    bobamiller Premium Member over 1 year ago

    June 25 was Global Beatles Day: https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/global-beatles-day/

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    TonysSon  over 1 year ago

    Heard feebly from under the desk: ♫ Help! I need somebody! ♪♪

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    Brockie  over 1 year ago

    How much meth is this cartoonist on?

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Imagine.

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Oh I do love you so…ROFLOL

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    Stephan must have stayed up all night to think this one up!

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    Bwingblue1  over 1 year ago

    LOL! Definitely one of his better strips!

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    tbarry718  over 1 year ago

    Man, I thought I had this one! I thought it was going to have something like “Come Evan or El” at the end.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I just spent far too much time trying to think of something with “eleven” (El Evan) only to wind up with this.

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    dlkrueger33  over 1 year ago

    I didn’t guess this ahead of time. LOL

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Then we wouldn’t receive these awful puns

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    John Blake Premium Member over 1 year ago

    That took some winding up to get to.

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    GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It’s easy if you try.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If you took all the mimes from all the world and made them into a cat, the cat’s litter box would be more entertaining. Zero stars. Would not recommend.

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    Lotus  over 1 year ago

    This pun is Nowhere, Man.

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    tony_n_jen2003  over 1 year ago

    I knew today would be a pun.

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    Stephan probably came up with this while drying dishes.

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    aerotica69  over 1 year ago

    Is there no limit to this man’s genius?

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    Znox11  over 1 year ago

    Wow…just wow.

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    rossevrymn  over 1 year ago

    Hah, I got out of your DA pun by the second frame.

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    Mannyo48  over 1 year ago

    I can only imagine

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    RobinHood  over 1 year ago

    It had to be done.

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    figuratively speaking  over 1 year ago

    It’s like witnessing a train wreck or real-housewives brawl. You know it’s coming; you know it. Every cell in you is screaming but you can’t look away.

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    Droptma Styx  over 1 year ago

    The throwaway pun n the last panel is your best so far, Pastis.

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    skientist  over 1 year ago

    Impressive.

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    cactusbob333  over 1 year ago

    We can moan, we can groan, but here we all are waiting for the next bomb to drop.

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    I’m guessing that’s a song lyric. I don’t recognize it.

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    Uninspired Artist  over 1 year ago

    I had one of these pearls moments yesterday, me and a friend were listening to songs and a song I like (my generation) came up, he said “who wrote this!” And said “yeah they did” (The Who being the band that made the song” for a bit he was confused then we realized and laughed a lot

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 1 year ago

    John Lennon might actually have enjoyed this one.

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    ChucklinChuck  over 1 year ago

    We call it the L in Chicago. Still works for the pun.

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    Groan! At least Stephan gets extra credit for setting it up.

    But even if we all lived in peace, there are mini-creatures out there who don’t care much about what happens to us.

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    LKrueger41  over 1 year ago

    A ‘good’ punster shouldn’t have to go through Evan and El to set up the joke.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 1 year ago

    Its Wise Ass in pig form.

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    tripwire45  over 1 year ago

    I’m surprised he lived long enough to leave Chicago.

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    txmystic  over 1 year ago

    Instant Karma got Stephan…

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    Marc Schiffres  over 1 year ago

    Come on Rat if you’re gonna beat him you gotta make sure he doesn’t get back up to do it again.

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    sschardi  over 1 year ago

    Sties? what are those?

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    garyrhorn  over 1 year ago

    This could be Evan or this could be el.

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    It ain’t easy living with someone else.

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    Charles & Susan  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Priceless!

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    johndifool  over 1 year ago

    Hate to break this to you Rat, but if Stephan vanishes from existence, so do you.

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    nancywilson51  over 1 year ago

    Ya gotta admit thinking up a song and then a story to fit the changes—takes a lot of something—imagination—pot? Something!

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    Jeff0811  over 1 year ago

    I had to conquer Evan and El to get through that joke. When going to his office, people are knock-knock-knocking on Evan’s door.

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    gigagrouch  over 1 year ago

    The apartment is more likely to be under the El.

    The Ravenswood el ran just outside the back door of one of my former homes. One came to only notice the trains when they weren’t running.
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    TheDOCTOR  over 1 year ago

    I know he’s not here anymore, but Lennon’s ATTORNEY is on the phone and wishes to speak to you.

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    Thanks for the earworm, Stephan! Now that song’s going to be running around in my brain all day! Earworms aside, great gag & puns, today.

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    mtrimberger Premium Member over 1 year ago

    SIR! You have outdone yourself! Congratulations!

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    MitchellTimin  over 1 year ago

    Made me laugh!

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    Mayor Snorkum Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I can’t help wondering how they translate all these unbearable puns into Spanish for that version of “Pearls.” The Spanish one is never today’s strip in English.

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    mpolo11 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Saw this one coming from an inch away!

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    thedogesl Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I have to admit, he had that one coming.

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    sshoredude00 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    best one yet—keep ’em coming!

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    Much better than a sty in the eye

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    davidklein  over 1 year ago

    I knew it was coming, but I just couldn’t stop. It’s like watching a train wreck.

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    s130003  over 1 year ago

    I love it!

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    rgjuul  over 1 year ago

    you can see it coming, but you’re never sure what it will be until the big reveal

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Great one!

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    gmu328  over 1 year ago

    Hey people, Stephan bought back the song to our attention and now we all have an earwig of a wonderful song for some time in our life. Or beat him on the head if you wish as it was a bad attempt at a pun – not one of his better one.

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 1 year ago

    G R O A N — LOLOL

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    Tatman  over 1 year ago

    Pastis, you really thought you could hide from me, but it is I, Tatman your oldest enemy who has returned from the grave to punish your worst sins. One such is the one you have made on this date, the 26th of July, where I have caught you re-using a pun. You really thought you could get away with it you devilish bastard. You have a month to fix this behavior of bad puns and coping and pasting panels or else I Tatman, will deliver unto you ultimate punishment.

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    Ukko wilko  over 1 year ago

    Hit him again, Rat.

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    pablo139  over 1 year ago

    I’m sorry, but that is comedy genius.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Go, Rat, go! Punisher Rat takes down Cartoon-Boy! Oh, yeah!

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    GregNelson1  over 1 year ago

    Anyone else see the setup starting so you just go straight to the pun?

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    Warhaft  over 1 year ago

    I’m with Rat on this one.

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    John Ruttner Premium Member over 1 year ago

    This WILL all catch up with you, Pastis…

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    DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Never did like that song.

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    deojaideep aka Courage  over 1 year ago

    I don’t get it

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Broke into the old apartment.

    42 steps to the street…

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    198.23.5.11  over 1 year ago

    Peter was the Best.

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    198.23.5.11  over 1 year ago

    Anybody acquainted with country music funsters Homer&Jethro version of “I Want To Hold Your Hand”?

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    dmostroff  over 1 year ago

    I knew a bad pun was coming when he started talking about Els and Evans.

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    John.Doe  over 1 year ago

    My uncle runs a clinic inside a hotel in SpainHe come out late at night to ring people’s doorbells. Because nobody suspects The Spanish Inn Physician

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    Ren Rodee  over 1 year ago

    We can only hope the Lennon estate sues for defamation of character. :)

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    Willowduckwentmissing  over 1 year ago

    imagine – john lennon

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    don't mind me  about 1 year ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkgkThdzX-8

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