Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 18, 2022

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    BasilBruce  4 months ago

    Actually, a Mr. Goodbar can really cheer a person up.

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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    Yes, bars are filled with happy people.

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    sirbadger  4 months ago

    Alcoholism and sadness also come from a good bar.

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    don’t let him steal your joy Pig!

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    Sanspareil  4 months ago

    A man walked into a bar, it hit him on the forehead.

    No happiness there!

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    old_geek  4 months ago

    Some bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says “hey, we don’t serve your kind here.” The bacteria reply “we’re not customers, we’re Staph.”

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    tudza Premium Member 4 months ago

    Pig + baseball bat = no rat

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    B UTTONS  4 months ago

    Good humor ice cream bar.

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    Olddog04  4 months ago

    The only thing worse than a bar, is a strip bar.

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    As You Wish (ex Stillfickled) Premium Member 4 months ago

    Bars are full of drunks and then they get in their cars and drive.

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    ShadowBeast  4 months ago

    He wouldn’t be able to do that if you were to leave no room on your signs for him to do that.

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    MayCauseBurns  4 months ago

    There are people at the bar of the Mexican restaurant I go to for lunch. They are drinking…at 11:30 am…on a weekday. I don’t know whether to pity them or be jealous.

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    alien011  4 months ago

    He’s kinda right, having a good lawyer can make you quite happy.

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    Geophyzz  4 months ago

    Just ask Toby Keith – I Love This Bar.

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    Jimvideo  4 months ago

    Nobody ever said, “It was a good thing when dad started drinking.”

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    Lizi  4 months ago

    Trump rat and his marker!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Candy bar?

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    lunapeachie  4 months ago

    He’s not wrong.

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    Stocky One  4 months ago

    I once walked into a bar. I got a bruise on my forehead.

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    ChristineMurphy  4 months ago

    I’m thinking Almond Joy.

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    pontiac59  4 months ago

    I asked a bartender for change, he said change comes from within.

    I said yeah, within the cash drawer.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Delusional Rat…..Pig is such a wuss

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 4 months ago

    “A horse walked into a bar. The Bartender said : “Hey, why the Long Face?”"

    “Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week…be sure to tip your server!”

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    Either write bigger, of use a smaller sign.

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    I got banned from a local bar for reasons I cannot explain, so happiness ain’t coming to me anytime soon.

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    raybarb44  4 months ago

    Works for Temporary Pleasure only and even then, it’s at best only a 50/50 shot….

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    CaveCat87  4 months ago

    Does Rat just not understand, or is he just intentionally doing this to mess with Pig?

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    A well known prizefighter walks into a bar.

    A customer yells—“You’re a bum.I’ve seen you fight three times and never win!”

    The fighter says—“Well,you’re going to see me win one today,buddy!”

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    candor1230  4 months ago

    No, Mr. Goodbar.

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    John Jorgensen  4 months ago

    Good bars have always made me happy. I have some very fond memories of a few old favorites. Unfortunately, recently I mostly just find mediocre ones.

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    SofaKing  4 months ago

    He’s not wrong…

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    susanj77  4 months ago

    how about A Mr. Goodbar?

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    schaefer jim  4 months ago

    In my drinking days that was the right slogan!

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 4 months ago

    The bad part is waking up the next morning so hung over that your HAIR hurts…

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    knight1192a  4 months ago

    A good bar of what? Lead? Ain’t liquor, those are the bars you drown sorrows in and wish you were happy. Happy hour’s a con.

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    franki_g  4 months ago

    Strictly speaking, it comes from within

    via your brain’s production of dopamine

    and pretty sure it’s meant to be the icing on the cake, not the cake.

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    Malph  4 months ago

    Too expensive.

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Rat really set A GOOD BAR low.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    You live with him, Pig. You should know by now that Rat is always contrarian or curmudgeonly….

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    DaBump Premium Member 4 months ago

    Like a bar of dark chocolate?

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    Chocolate or with caramel and peanuts?

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    Ed  3 months ago

    Happiness comes within the banning of tiktok

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