Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 24, 2022

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    C  4 months ago


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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    Don’t worry, Pig. There 677 million pigs in the world and 7 BILLION rats!


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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    DONT thinks about the number of ants Pig, just don’t!

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    Ratkin  4 months ago

    There are more bacteria cells in our bodies than human cells.

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    Wilde Bill  4 months ago

    Yeah, but that won’t happen because they are turkeys.

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    GeorgeInAZ  4 months ago

    Those 450mm turkeys would be no match for the five thousand or so that Ron Klain has mobilized.

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    GROG Premium Member 4 months ago

    Call Alfred Hitchcock so he can do a movie about it.

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    Yakety Sax  4 months ago

    That’ll do pig, that’ll do.

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    Radish the old word monger Premium Member 4 months ago

    Don’t look up when it rains, Pig.

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    suv2000  4 months ago

    There would be a whole lot of turkey left over

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    henshaven Premium Member 4 months ago

    The humans would drive them to extinction.

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    Skeezix's Birth Father  4 months ago

    Now I won’t be able to sleep either.

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    efkasper  4 months ago

    That’s a little over 17 persons per turkey…should be able to handle it unless the turkeys develop some useful weapons. But they’re turkeys!

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    CalvinD1102 Premium Member 4 months ago

    If they did turn on everyone it would be like the movie “Free Birds” where two turkeys one played by Owen Wilson, used a time machine and went back to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu and they did by making pizza the main item. I was never a fan of turkey, I always liked fried chicken.

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    Olddog04  4 months ago

    This reminds me of the recent Harley comics.

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    Sanspareil  4 months ago

    Just remove your worries cold turkey, Pig!!

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    rshive  4 months ago

    Worth worrying about, Pig.

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    They would gobble you up, Heh, Heh!

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    Thanksgiving – a day to share what you are thankful for …

    … and what you worry about.

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    donlackie  4 months ago

    It might wind up like that fateful day in Cincinnati

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    Wrong. Turkey has 85 million and there are plenty in other countries.

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    Nuke Road Warrior  4 months ago

    The eternal Thanksgiving question: ham or turkey?

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    daveoverpar  4 months ago

    And don’t forget that turkeys can’t fly.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Turkeys?? I’d worry about the cows!!

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    backyardcowboy  4 months ago

    450,000,000with feathers another 85 million (at least) without.

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    akachman Premium Member 4 months ago

    Animals get their revenge daily: meat eaters have a higher weight and increased risk of diabetes, hypertension, heart disease, stroke, and cancer. Enjoy!

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    SteveHL  4 months ago

    Is Rat actually showing concern for someone other than himself in the first panel? That’s amazing! Perhaps we should proclaim this some kind of national holiday!

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    Steverino Premium Member 4 months ago

    Hopefully, none of them are on social media. If they were, then I would certainly worry.

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    Steverino Premium Member 4 months ago

    Turkeys of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains (or your head).

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    Painted Wolf  4 months ago

    Only 450 million? I call that a target-rich environment. Get out the shotgun, let’s rock!

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    Kaputnik  4 months ago

    Turned on us? You mean like rotisserie turkey?

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    YippiKiAyMofo  4 months ago

    I’ll take my chances.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  4 months ago

    What if they turned on us? Then everyday would be Thanksgiving! (Note to self: stock up on cranberries in the event of the Turkey Revolution.)

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    YippiKiAyMofo  4 months ago

    The turkeys are revolting! (Unless properly prepared.)

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    jc17  4 months ago

    The human population recently passed the 8-billion mark, and a simple division says there are about 18 of us for each turkey. So we don’t have much to worry about, especially since we currently kill and eat most of them before their first birthday.

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    Grover St. Clair  4 months ago

    Aggressive turkeysDon’t let turkeys intimidate youWild turkeys that become accustomed to humans and human-associated foods, like bird seed, are likely to lose their fear of people and can cause damage or attempt to dominate people. Once bold behavior is established, it can be very difficult to change. Don’t hesitate to scare or threaten a bold, aggressive turkey with loud noises, swatting with a broom or water sprayed from a hose. A dog on a leash is also an effective deterrent.

    Turkeys that repeatedly challenge or attack people may ultimately have to be destroyed. To avoid these consequences, remember to remove all food sources and help keep turkeys wild. It is rarely an option to trap and relocate nuisance turkeys.

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    RobinHood  4 months ago

    Don’t sweat the math, Rick Sanchez will fix things.

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    HOTLOTUS1  4 months ago

    so the turkeys can feast for a long time

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 4 months ago

    This could become a great horror flick.

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    Snolep  4 months ago

    Rat is the one who’s “still up.” Pig’s in bed!

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    There are still plenty of pigs and rats in the world. They keep reproducing.

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    txmystic  4 months ago

    8 billion > 450 million…

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    Wichita1.0  4 months ago

    “They ate Sgt. Yancy! They ate Sgt. Yancy!” Don’t worry. It’ll take them a year to build up their numbers again.

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    My family can sleep well at night, knowing that we’ll be safe from the turkey uprising.

    We have ham, not turkey. Happy Thanksgiving!!

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 4 months ago

    Yeah, I don’t want to fight one turkey, let alone 450,000,000 of them.

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    Eric S   4 months ago

    They might gobble us all up!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  4 months ago

    Forgot the zombie apocalypse. We should fear the turkey apocalypse. Especially since turkeys, like chickens, are likely descended from dinosaurs.

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    Mayor Snorkum Premium Member 4 months ago

    Yeah, Rat, it is the middle of the night, so why are you awake and standing next to Pig’s bed?

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    The Orange Mailman  4 months ago

    Spread the love, I mean paranoia.

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    Sportymonk  4 months ago

    Depends upon if the turkeys flew at us. then again, “God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!”

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    patrickab7  4 months ago

    Gobble. Gobble.

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    AndrewSihler  4 months ago

    That’s not a nice thing to say about your fellow beings on Thanksgiving.

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    raybarb44  4 months ago

    They would lose the war but at least they would go down swinging….

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    ChattyFran  4 months ago

    “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.” Animal Farm, by George Orwell

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    BasilBruce  4 months ago

    Solution: Eat more turkey.

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    paullp Premium Member 4 months ago

    And there’s the inspiration for a new movie franchise: Planet of the Turkeys.

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    GregNelson1  4 months ago

    I think we could take’em

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    “The Night of the Killer Turkeys” has probably already been shot by some enterprising amateur filmmaker, Rat.

    Gobble gobble!

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    eric_harris_76  4 months ago

    Cued to Les’s final remark.

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    andrew.scharnhorst  4 months ago

    Les Nessman once reported that "The turkeys seem to be … organizing … "

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    knottytippet  4 months ago

    Turkeys (and other “meat” animals) are getting their revenge by making us sick and killing us.

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