Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 30, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  about 1 year ago

    There are more than 8 billion people in the world, so if we each chip in $5.50, we can all own an equal share of Twitter and push Musk out.

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    ronaldspence  about 1 year ago

    That’ll do Pig, that’ll do!

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    BasilBruce  about 1 year ago

    That’s the trouble with parasites—once they find a mark, they don’t let go.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 year ago

    At least the guy behind the virtual currency crash didn’t call.

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    sirbadger  about 1 year ago

    I get 25 emails a day from Trump saying that Herschel needs money.

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    GeorgeInAZ  about 1 year ago

    May be a little early to be so sure Musk won’t make money with a cleaned up Twitter.

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    GROG Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It could have been anyone in the criptoverse.

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    devilman1972  about 1 year ago

    Careful, you’ll trigger the cult.

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    pontiac59  about 1 year ago

    Best I can do is eight bucks for a blue check

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    AtariDragon  about 1 year ago

    It could be worse. It could be his deadbeat Uncle Sam asking for $31.3 trillion.

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    iggyman  about 1 year ago

    Do not think Pig would have any money!

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    SALUDADOG  about 1 year ago

    Not many can pull off that look, but Pig rocks the nightcap!

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    Uncle Joe Premium Member about 1 year ago

    If Pig can find $96, Elon only needs 124,999,999 other ̶s̶u̶c̶k̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶ verified users to make the debt payments.

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    F-Flash  about 1 year ago

    Please raise you’re right hand and repeat after me, “I am not a quitter”, I mean twitter. If Peter piper picked a peck of pickle pepprers.

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    Croc Holliday  about 1 year ago

    That’s a lot of money, but considering he’s still worth billions, I’m sure he’ll come out okay.

    Sadly though, for some, it’s never enough.

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    mindjob  about 1 year ago

    My tax money has gone to way worse things than bailing out billionaires

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    HOTLOTUS1  about 1 year ago

    it’s a $1.99 if tritter is mentioned. oh man, there goes $2

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Foreign telemarketer scam. Elon would have Twittered.

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    Interventor12  about 1 year ago

    Sounds more like politicians begging for money. My banker tried to get me to open a line of credit. Reminded him I just loaned the bank money last week.

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    Goat from PBS  about 1 year ago

    Maybe we should unplug Twitter.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 year ago

    You can now tweet about covid vaccine killing everybody on the planet again. It was supposed to happen in October. Maybe, I and everyone I know were replaced by illegals??

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    splax  about 1 year ago

    elons eventually gonna have to sell all the stock right?

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    Ellis97  about 1 year ago

    Elon Musk is such a nuisance

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    jimchronister2016  about 1 year ago

    Steph, we all respect Elons intelligence, but Every Time he opens his mouth he does something very STUPID!!!!! 40 BILLION!!! To listen to millions of mentally I’ll lonely soles!!

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    dbhamm  about 1 year ago

    Hey, you all need to be nice to Elon. He’s pretty much single-handedly revitalized America’s space program. He’s right now the ONLY U.S. ticket for moving people and supplies to the space station. Thank goodness we no longer have to rely on Putin for that! Boeing is ‘starting’ to have a few successes but its taken them YEARS and many BILLIONS of $ —far more than Elon ever got for Space X.

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    Obviously it some crook fooling Pig by impersonating Musk.

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    hoffquotes2  about 1 year ago

    Pig pays him $8 a month ;)

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    rshive  about 1 year ago

    Pig hardly seems like the person(?) to ask.

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    diverleo  about 1 year ago

    Meh, he’ll make it back next week.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    The sight of him and the other POS make me want to puke!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I wanna get back to the crocs and Zeeba neighba

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 1 year ago

    Is Elon still begging for $8?

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    198.23.5.11  about 1 year ago

    It’s the old story of ANY corporate merger—-the buyout gets huge publicity—-and three months later you sneak in massive layoffs because you overspent and you know it.

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    mwksix  about 1 year ago

    Just tell Musk to continue the beatings until morale improves.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Pig is friends with some really awful people.

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    GG_loves_comics Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Block him, Pig. Everyone else has.

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    thedogesl Premium Member about 1 year ago

    “Last time he faked a hokey accent said he was a Nigerian prince.”

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    knight1192a  about 1 year ago

    Not what I expected.

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    LKrueger41  about 1 year ago

    It is ill-advised to declare war on an entrepreneur who makes rockets & spaceships. I’m expecting a better & successful Twitter. Time will tell.

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    stamps  about 1 year ago

    Just pay him in FTX shares.

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    raybarb44  about 1 year ago

    I think that he’s good for it. If you won’t, I’ll cover him…..

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 1 year ago

    Block that number now, Pig.

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    Sisyphos  about 1 year ago

    Heck, I could sorta wish Elon would start calling (me)….

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    blindavocado Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It will only be a loss if people who hate free speech- like Tim Cook – have their way

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