Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 01, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    One step at a time.

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    Keep trying Pig!

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    BasilBruce  over 1 year ago

    Exercise goal for week after next: Find the snack bar.

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    hariseldon59  over 1 year ago

    Depends on how he’s getting to and from the gym If he’s walking there and back, then he is making progress.

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    sirbadger  over 1 year ago

    Is the gym next door to a fast food place?

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    Kveldulf  over 1 year ago

    Pig is way ahead of me. Best I ever managed was to drive past a gym.

    Quickly.

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    Walter Kocker Premium Member over 1 year ago

    ’Best thing I ever did was start calling our “John” by a new name: “Jim”.

    Then ’most every day I can proudly announce, “I went to the Jim today!”

    Pardon the senior citizen humor . . .

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    Baby steps Pig!

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    Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Exercise, week one: Use 10 lb. potato sacks as dumbells. Week 2: Put potatoes in the sacks.

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    Zoturdley Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’ve always heard the hardest step in a running program is the one out the door.

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    F-Flash  over 1 year ago

    Baby steps

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    Pocosdad  over 1 year ago

    Pig could also ease into one of a number of bars/pubs named The Gym.

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    Jeff0811  over 1 year ago

    I have done that. Drive to the gym, get there, sit in the car for a minute, then go to the restaurant down the street. Some days, I just wasn’t as motivated as I should have been. Thinking about joining a gym in the new city we moved to. All I have to do is find one near a decent restaurant.

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    One has to start somewhere.

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    ksu71  over 1 year ago

    Does it have an escalator?

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Will that Pig’s new year’s resolution?

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    Baby steps, Pig.

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    Mentor397  over 1 year ago

    I dunno… I think we might be pushing too hard, and moving too fast.

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    tripwire45  over 1 year ago

    I went inside my seven-year-old granddaughter’s Krav Maga studio last week. Does that count?

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    Gym Sock Nose Guy  over 1 year ago

    Exercise Goal For Next Next Week: Actually use the equipment. Exercise Goal For Next Next Next Week: Use the equipment that isn’t the vending machine.

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    splax  over 1 year ago

    its not new years yet pig!

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    royq27  over 1 year ago

    How about, figure out if there is a gym nearby…

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    Pig did the easy part first.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Just the thought sickens mell☺️☺️☺️

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    Croc Holliday  over 1 year ago

    I don’t get the aversion to exercise? I like weightlifting and don’t like missing my gym time. I don’t like running, but I play pickleball for cardio.

    What I do dislike about the gym is those inconsiderate twits who don’t wipe equipment down when they’re done.

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    198.23.5.11  over 1 year ago

    Snack bars in bowling alleys—-how to cancel out exercise

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    Another Take  over 1 year ago

    Does anyone care to admit that they DIDN’T see this coming by Panel 2?

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    paldec  over 1 year ago

    He’s way ahead of me!

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    toddqwilliams  over 1 year ago

    Its all about “Baby Steps”, Pig!

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    Mary Ellen  over 1 year ago

    I’m still on “occasionally think about joining a gym.”

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    knight1192a  over 1 year ago

    Have the money.

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    Sanspareil  over 1 year ago

    Glad that Pig found a Pub called “The Gym”

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Baby steps, Pig, baby steps. Heck, maybe even just hang around outside the gym for a day or two more….

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    ZeebraNeighbor  over 1 year ago

    The following week..Actually Go inside — check next week — take one step into the building

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    carlosrivers  over 1 year ago

    We need to fatten up pig for the holidays!

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    carlosrivers  over 1 year ago

    TO PLAY SANTA! Shame on you for thinking that…;)

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I walk past the gym almost every day

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    PBS1!  over 1 year ago

    How many times has Pig set ludicrously low exercise goals in a strip? I think the strip may be running out of ideas.

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