Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 04, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    You can buy anything online.


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    BasilBruce  4 months ago

    If you want to fall off the edge, Pig, here’s how: Place the book on the wall, stand on the book, and start walking towards the grass.

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    Nobody_Important  4 months ago

    Once again, I agree with Goat. Than again, I do love geography. My goats have geographical names.

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    sirbadger  4 months ago

    Saying that the Earth is round does not contradict saying that the Earth is flat and you can fall off the edge. A circle is a 2 dimensional object while a sphere is 3 dimensional. Goat should have said that the Earth is shaped like a sphere or a ball.

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    Round and flat. Like a disc.

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    Farside99  4 months ago

    If the world is round, then you can fall off the edge. If it’s spherical, then it gets a little bit harder.

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    Sanspareil  4 months ago

    The guitarist for U2 hates it when people fall off him!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 4 months ago

    Don’t tell the MAGA crowd. They won’t believe you anyway!

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    Never thought Pig was a “Flat Earther”!

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    Gent  4 months ago

    But…but…look, it so flat on this page in this geography book.

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    Procat Premium Member 4 months ago

    The Flat Earth Society

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    Aren’t all pigs round?

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    asmbeers  4 months ago

    The diskworld is fantasy. We live on a globe in a universe of globes.

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    asmbeers  4 months ago

    The Great A-Tuin swims in space.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 4 months ago

    Silly goat. If that were true, then a warmer world would have MORE fresh water, not less.

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    ronmor1  4 months ago

    70% of the earth is water, virtually none of it is carbonated. Therefor the earth is, in fact, flat.

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    mrwiskers  4 months ago

    Some Objective Truths: gravity works, cells divide, fire burns, Trump lies. Oh, and the Earth is a round. Subjective beliefs: gravity is fake, cells don’t exist, fire is beautiful, trump never lied. Oh and the Earth is flat. In our country, I have a right to my own beliefs, just not my own personal facts (they are my beliefs).

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    ajr58(1)  4 months ago

    If the Earth is flat, then why isn’t the edge of the Earth a tourist destination?

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Oy! He’s looking for the edge? poor Pig! Believes anything!

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    u23104331  4 months ago

    This is a good one!“On the Side of the Flat Earth”

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    Every flat-Earther reading this just got triggered. lolololol

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    Tom  4 months ago

    Not round. Spherical

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    Liam Astle Premium Member 4 months ago

    Yes the world is round but is it round like a sphere or round like a plate? When you say round you need to be specific.

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    diskus Premium Member 4 months ago

    Its OK if enough people say they dont belive it, reality will change and they will be correct

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    rshive  4 months ago

    The book is older than you thought, Goat.

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    smoore47  4 months ago

    Not to Kyrie Irving it isn’t.

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    Eristic  4 months ago

    Without going into the math, the Earth is so spherical that if shrunk to billiard ball size it would be the smoother of the two.

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    phredturner  4 months ago

    A product of modern public or parochial education

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    alexius23  4 months ago

    There are still many who are members of the Flat Earth Society

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 4 months ago

    Keep reading, Pig!

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    jel354  4 months ago

    Good thing Rat is not talking Pig through the book.

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    T...  4 months ago

    At the end of the rainbow…

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    oakie817  4 months ago

    something like 77% of the Earth is non-carbonated water, so technically…

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    YaiDee  4 months ago

    If the Earth is flat, why can’t we just flip it over to the cool side (like a pillow). Global Warming Solved!!

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    knight1192a  4 months ago

    So has that athlete been talking flat earth again?

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    Daeder  4 months ago

    Wait until Pig finds out the earth’s core may have stopped spinning.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  4 months ago

    I personally don’t get how the flat earth theory persists, and I don’t want to know.

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    asrialfeeple  4 months ago

    I’d say it was pear shaped.

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    SteveR405  4 months ago

    Pig is reading one of the few books not banned in Florida.

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    Swirls Before Pine  4 months ago

    The world is constructed of 360 discs.

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    harvey812abc  4 months ago

    Spoiler alert!

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Oh, Pig, Pig, Pig! You’re pretty spherical yourself, you know….

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member 4 months ago

    If the world was flat, the cats would have knocked everything off of it by now.

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