Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 08, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  9 months ago

    Pretty easy to fix the game when you bet against yourself.

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    BasilBruce  9 months ago

    Tagline for Pig: The Movie: “Never bet on pink.”

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    sirbadger  9 months ago

    This is like life insurance where you bet that you’ll die.

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    blunebottle  9 months ago

    A pessimist is never disappointed.

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    fredd13  9 months ago

    This is one of those “All Cretans are liars” things. If he loses, he wins his bet, so he doesn’t lose. But if he wins, he loses his bet, so he doesn’t win…

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    iggyman  9 months ago

    Pig, be positive! Pig replies " O.K., I’m positive I’m a loser!"

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    jel354  9 months ago

    Pig bets on getting some cheese.

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    Ellis97  9 months ago

    I just want one little sign that puts me much closer to my goal of breaking into animation.

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    HOTLOTUS1  9 months ago

    bet a million dollars on yourself to live and if you don’t live , what do you care. you’re dead and don’t have to pay.

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    VICTOR PROULX  9 months ago

    “If you’re not the hero of your own novel, then what kind of novel is it? You need to do some heavy editing.” ~ Terence McKenna

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Pigs, trough is always half empty!

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    CaveCat87  9 months ago

    Goat: That’s not how it works, Pig.

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    johndifool  9 months ago

    He could thus short-sell some stock, or bet on the NO PASS line at the craps table, and thus still come out ahead!

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    gary.eddings4157 Premium Member 9 months ago

    The Great Mandala turns for us all………if you lose you’ve only wasted your life……

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    zeexenon  9 months ago

    Correct assumption for The Lottery and Publisher’s Clearing House …

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    Bilan  9 months ago

    But you’re always betting on yourself. That’s a law of Nature.

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    Sisyphos  9 months ago

    Pig’s quixotic self-evaluation (or devaluation) is a desperate plea for more BLTs!

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    rgcviper  9 months ago

    Aww … after reading this one, I want to give Pig a hug.

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