Pretty easy to fix the game when you bet against yourself.
Tagline for Pig: The Movie: “Never bet on pink.”
This is like life insurance where you bet that you’ll die.
A pessimist is never disappointed.
This is one of those “All Cretans are liars” things. If he loses, he wins his bet, so he doesn’t lose. But if he wins, he loses his bet, so he doesn’t win…
Pig, be positive! Pig replies " O.K., I’m positive I’m a loser!"
Pig bets on getting some cheese.
I just want one little sign that puts me much closer to my goal of breaking into animation.
bet a million dollars on yourself to live and if you don’t live , what do you care. you’re dead and don’t have to pay.
“If you’re not the hero of your own novel, then what kind of novel is it? You need to do some heavy editing.” ~ Terence McKenna
Pigs, trough is always half empty!
Goat: That’s not how it works, Pig.
He could thus short-sell some stock, or bet on the NO PASS line at the craps table, and thus still come out ahead!
The Great Mandala turns for us all………if you lose you’ve only wasted your life……
Correct assumption for The Lottery and Publisher’s Clearing House …
But you’re always betting on yourself. That’s a law of Nature.
Pig’s quixotic self-evaluation (or devaluation) is a desperate plea for more BLTs!
Aww … after reading this one, I want to give Pig a hug.