Had a conference with my financial planner last night. Told him I won $40 on the lottery and my 401k is down $40,000 from its peak. Told him to move my funds to Mega Millions tickets.
In the land of winning the lottery, regardless of the many possible numbers, your odds of winning are not zero; unless you don’t play. I buy one ticket. One ticket that gives me a remote chance of winning without breaking my bank account. Also, it is cheaper than going to the movies and I can fantasize for a day or two about being wealthy and I think that that is fun and worth the $2
BE THIS GUY 9 months ago
My plan has more details: WIN MEGA MILLIONS
BasilBruce 9 months ago
There’s a way to get money from the bank; it involves a gun and a getaway car.
ronaldspence 9 months ago
too many people think that looking foolish on social media will make that happen…
I need a burrito 9 months ago
Ive tried the same plan
The dude from FL Premium Member 9 months ago
Price of Ham and Bacon is up, good plan Pig
Doug K 9 months ago
Is this part of the new confidence he has based on betting on himself from Wednesday?
https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2023/03/08
Kurtass Premium Member 9 months ago
“The best way to scare a tori, is to read and get rich”
Count Olaf Premium Member 9 months ago
Joe Biden’s plan for the future is to remember wake up tomorrow morning. Or not.
Count Olaf Premium Member 9 months ago
Today is Chuck Norris’s Birthday!!! How is Joe Biden like Chuck Norris? He’s not. At all. Well, except for being really old.
brick10 9 months ago
The devil, you say!
bittenbyknittin 9 months ago
Actually, you just need to be rich enough.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 9 months ago
Mired. Should have said mired.
kencrosno 9 months ago
Had a conference with my financial planner last night. Told him I won $40 on the lottery and my 401k is down $40,000 from its peak. Told him to move my funds to Mega Millions tickets.
Ellis97 9 months ago
My plan is to make tons and tons of animations until some guy from a studio discovers me.
ladykat 9 months ago
Mine is to work two jobs in my retirement.
monya_43 9 months ago
That vague of plan seldom works for anyone.
christineracine77 9 months ago
My plan is more modest: Don’t end up homeless (again)
oish 9 months ago
If I had a million dollars I’d buy a green dress – but not a real green dress, that’s cruel!
rshive 9 months ago
Those details get you every time, it seems.
Ceeg22 Premium Member 9 months ago
Pig could sell himself
KEA 9 months ago
“Details matter.” — Reacher
InuYugiHakusho 9 months ago
Easier said than done.
christelisbetty 9 months ago
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
Pig can’t be bothered with h the little stuff.
RiverThomas 9 months ago
In the land of winning the lottery, regardless of the many possible numbers, your odds of winning are not zero; unless you don’t play. I buy one ticket. One ticket that gives me a remote chance of winning without breaking my bank account. Also, it is cheaper than going to the movies and I can fantasize for a day or two about being wealthy and I think that that is fun and worth the $2
zeexenon 9 months ago
You need a CERTIFIED Financial Planner. You know, those salespeople who are told what to push by The Department of Financial Lords!
MarshaOstroff 9 months ago
My plan to make my retirement a pleasant one was to move to Mexico. So far things are going very well!
T... 9 months ago
That’s rich…
willie_mctell 9 months ago
Big picture guy.
cosman 9 months ago
..True. One persevere the big vision, the details, in time solve themselves.
AndrewSihler 9 months ago
Don’t you have to steal all the underpants first?
txmystic 9 months ago
Hey, that’s my plan too!
…still working on it…
Sisyphos 9 months ago
If only it were that easy, Pig! Unfortunately, those “details” get in the way….
whelan_jj 9 months ago
There is a big difference between a plan and a goal.
AndreasMartin 9 months ago
Most of the time it’s ‘spend your life getting rich and have no clue what to do with all the money when you’re old’.