Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 11, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  about 1 year ago

    I hate to see what what Pig does when he goes to bed with a good book.

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    BasilBruce  about 1 year ago

    Well, he can’t get any knowledge into his head; maybe this way will work.

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    ronaldspence  about 1 year ago

    the seat of knowledge…

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 1 year ago

    That’s a novel idea, Pig.

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    jasonsnakelover  about 1 year ago

    How do you know it’s a good book if you’re not reading it?

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    blunebottle  about 1 year ago

    So easy to love Pig.

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    syzygy47  about 1 year ago

    Think of it as Schrodinger’s book . It’s both the best and worst you’ve read as long as you don’t read it. Coincidentally, I’ve bought tickets for Schrodinger’s Lottery. As long as you don’t scratch the ticket or check the numbers…

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    Cornelius Noodleman  about 1 year ago

    My brother throws books at me.

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    B UTTONS  about 1 year ago

    But Goat, the book has been red cover to cover.

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    iggyman  about 1 year ago

    Pig was being “paged”!

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    MayCauseBurns  about 1 year ago

    Osmosis?

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    phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I like how Stephan makes it look like they each have a second pair of eyes in their snouts.

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    cornshell  about 1 year ago

    Looks like the apostrophe in the last panel was an afterthought.

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    markkahler52  about 1 year ago

    It’s a “Pearls Before Swine” collection? K….

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    Ellis97  about 1 year ago

    Just read it, already.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    In name only does pig go through the motions…OY!

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 1 year ago

    Happy But

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    CaveCat87  about 1 year ago

    Take Goat’s advice, Pig, and read the book. It might be better than you think.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Can Pig read?

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    LaughterIsJoyMuliplied  about 1 year ago

    Right now, Pig is my hero.

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    christelisbetty  about 1 year ago

    Introduce Pig to audio books.

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    minty_Joe  about 1 year ago

    Folks, teach your young children to read and write. Sadly, I’ve paid witness to many a young generation who can’t do neither or their ability to use proper grammar or even spelling is atrocious. In the 8th grade, I was tested and scored a college level reading and writing comprehension, of which I’m quite proud to have. Okay, now I’ll get down off my soapbox. That’s your PSA for today…

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    mpolo11 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    How have I never noticed? Why does only Pig have a navel?!

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    ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Looks like Pig got Goat’s goat.

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    ednorton130  about 1 year ago

    That’s about all I can do anymore, sit down with a good book, read one paragraph out like a light.

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    zeexenon  about 1 year ago

    A red blooded male would read the Penthouse Forum….

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    Pig’s have no soul, why would he want to read The Good Book…

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    Garbage in garbage out :( …

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    Bilan  about 1 year ago

    Isn’t it obvious? He sits down with a good (thick) book because he’s so short.

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    Sisyphos  about 1 year ago

    Pig’s way of “interaction” with a book is much less taxing on both (non-)reader and book! Very Zen….

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Leave me alone, I just sat down

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    wordsmeet  about 1 year ago

    It’s a good book because it’s not slapping Pig silly.

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    SoulDigester  about 1 year ago

    Well, there is no difference between treating a book this way and treating a person this way (which most people do). He chose a book by it’s cover and says it’s good – he doesn’t care to know the content, it’s good enough to sit next to and call it “sitting with”.

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