Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 23, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  6 months ago

    Some people are unhappy and stay awake worrying at night.

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    BasilBruce  6 months ago

    I guess he has to be happy during the day because there’s no joy in his dreams.

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    joegee  6 months ago

    Thank goodness that I was raised by Alfred E. Neuman.

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    They say your mood affects you more when you’re asleep than when awake. They advise putting yourself in a tranquil state of mind before sleeping.

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    ronaldspence  6 months ago

    whatever works for you Pig!

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 6 months ago

    Pig, you have the key to happiness.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 6 months ago

    Sweet dreams, Pig.

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    Flynn White Premium Member 6 months ago

    Some people worry about weird things like German sausage – and can’t sleep because they fear the worst

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    blunebottle  6 months ago

    I guess I’m pretty fortunate- I learned at a rather early age how to distract myself from the worries of the day and get to sleep each night. At least, 95% of the time.

    Best suggestion I have is to re-focus, or distract yourself from the free-floating anxiety by thinking about a project you are working on, say a craft or renovation or a hobby, that you are trying to plan out. Works for me, anyway.

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    The Fly Hunter  6 months ago

    Don’t worry. Be happy.

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    Troglodyte  6 months ago

    Pigs can apparently sleep between 7 to 15 hours a day…I’d place our Pig closer to the 15-hour end of the spectrum. :D

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    I do all my sleeping during the day when I should be worrying.

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    Did Pig just have an attack of worry?

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    jel354  6 months ago

    Pig is sleeping on it.

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    dogugotw Premium Member 6 months ago

    Pig, you are my spirit animal. I find 2 am to be the sweet spot for dealing with existential issues.

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    Zoturdley Premium Member 6 months ago

    I find the following quote to be very true: " Blessed is the man who is too busy to worry during the daytime and too tired to lie awake at night".

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    Goat from PBS  6 months ago

    Why is Pig so worried? Is it because life is stressful?

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    landyk  6 months ago

    I fall asleep because my head is on a pillow, sometimes I only need to be flat on my back. I don’t know what my problem is.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    I wish I could fall asleep anywhere like that.

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    Ellis97  6 months ago

    I always feel better when I’m sleeping. Great way to live my fantasy lives.

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    fencie  6 months ago

    At night I dump all my cares onto a To-Do list and the sense of preparation helps with sleep. Of course the list is ignored come morning but has served its purpose.

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    Earls Before Swine Premium Member 6 months ago

    Pig with the 270° flip.

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    John Jorgensen  6 months ago

    Telling Goat his secret leads directly to narcolepsy.

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    Don’t disturb him.He’s got insomnia and he’s ttrying to sleep it off.

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    That shade of pink reminds me of a couple things, and I’m quite excited.

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    knight1192a  6 months ago

    Does tend to make it difficult to go to sleep.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  6 months ago

    Sometimes I think Pig is the best adjusted character in this strip. This isn’t one of them.

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    bunrabbit99  6 months ago

    i wish i was a pig but i’m such a rat.

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    Sisyphos  6 months ago

    I’m such a night person and so like Pig that I didn’t get this post up until now! Zzzn….

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 6 months ago

    so true

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