Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 24, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  about 1 year ago

    Rat cries himself to sleep at night.

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    BasilBruce  about 1 year ago

    But Rat knows all of Rat’s dirty little secrets, and can’t be trusted.

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    ronaldspence  about 1 year ago

    Rat has three friends, Me, Myself and I…

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    salakfarm Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It’s taken me 82 years to get here, but Rat is right.

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    baddawg1989  about 1 year ago

    Rat’s favorite song is the late, great Mac Davis’s It’s Hard to be Humble. :-)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYKWch_MNY0&t=8s

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Goat enjoys having friends. Rat’s only friend is Rat.

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    Jeff0811  about 1 year ago

    Reminds me of my wife’s new shirt that says, “Sometimes I talk to myself, then we both laugh and laugh”.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  about 1 year ago

    Only the lonely know the way I feel tonight

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    Algolei I  about 1 year ago

    I’ve always been my own hero, ’cause I always do exactly what I would have done in the situation.

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    iggyman  about 1 year ago

    I always talk to myself, never have a better listener or a more intelligent conversation!

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  about 1 year ago

    Remember, no matter where you go….

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    Being alone is not always so bad – especially if the choice is to be …

    by yourself alone or “alone” with Rat or someone like Rat.

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    Sisyphos  about 1 year ago

    Rat’s sanity seems abnormal in this insane world….

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    figuratively speaking  about 1 year ago

    I think this is good news for us all. Rat is unlikely to seek us out.

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    mindjob  about 1 year ago

    Being friends with yourself comes in handy when you’re playing solitaire

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    monya_43  about 1 year ago

    There are some people who I’ve had in my life that I’m glad I have been able to distance myself from. I may live by myself, but I’m not lonely. It’s better to be alone than having someone around that makes your life miserable.

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    Goat from PBS  about 1 year ago

    If he’s the best company, I’d hate to see the worst.

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    ladykat  about 1 year ago

    Rat has a point.

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    uniquename  about 1 year ago

    Good, maybe he won’t reproduce.

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    SusieB  about 1 year ago

    Rat has the right idea; big difference between being alone and being lonely

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    Totalloser Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Yes Rat is correct. People who don’t need people are the luckiest people

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    Ellis97  about 1 year ago

    Rat doesn’t need anyone but himself, especially after Farina left him.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    What better person to treat is yourself!

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    John Jorgensen  about 1 year ago

    There is indeed something to be said for being comfortable in your own company.

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    minty_Joe  about 1 year ago

    Rat must be a mawg; half man, half dog. He’s his own best friend.

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    One can tell that PBS’s Creator(Rat-avatar-if Rat is female then avatart) is never lonely…

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    zeexenon  about 1 year ago

    Since the Mrs. passed, it sure has been quiet.

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    Swirls Before Pine  about 1 year ago

    I feel sorry for all the people that aren’t me.

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    alantain  4 months ago

    I’ve always said that I get lonely in a crowd but never when I’m alone.

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