Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 26, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  6 months ago

    Maybe Pig can get his money back.

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    C  6 months ago

    Must be the James McCormick ADE-600 model

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    BasilBruce  6 months ago

    Every time you turn on the news, there’s more trouble than you can shake a stick at.

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    If it’s one of those TV remote wands, you can turn the TV off or change the channel.

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    weatherford.joe Premium Member 6 months ago

    Back to Olivander’s shop…

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    ronaldspence  6 months ago

    The solution isn’t wishing or magic, but it does start with each of us…

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    Little Caesar  6 months ago

    Pixy Stix… now THERE is a magic wand!

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 6 months ago

    Wrong channel Pig. Try dialing up Me TV. No bad news.

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    Sanspareil  6 months ago

    It makes everything better for the merchants of death, the gun lobby!

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    Alexander the Good Enough  6 months ago

    Poor Pig is waving around his thoughts & prayers…

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    One of many reasons I did not move back to the US after moving to Europe.

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    Left, never right!  Premium Member 6 months ago

    The Supremes are fully supportive of mass shootings. They’re FINALLY holding parents of a school shooter liable, let’s hold the Supremes to the same rule of law

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    Cornelius Noodleman  6 months ago

    Pig Potter.

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    Qiset  6 months ago

    Gotta get rid of those gun free zones.

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    halibaitor  6 months ago

    My magic wand is broken too. No matter how much I wave it around, nothing ever happens.

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    jewlie  6 months ago

    You don’t know what things would have been like if he hadn’t waved the wand. There is no “Make things perfect” wand.

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    Sadly there is no ‘Please Make Everything Better’ wand.

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    Olddog04  6 months ago

    The magic wand is the remote. Use it to to turn off the news. Mine works very well.

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    minty_Joe  6 months ago

    Hence, another reason I stopped following the news daily. Too depressing, frustrating and stressful.

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    If only the news was the news and not agenda driven, like in the old days!

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    shanen0  6 months ago

    Only in America does freedom smell so much like gunpowder.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    Wait until he finds out his e mail has been hacked by the online company in Hong Kong from which he bought it.

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    gokar An T Fa  6 months ago

    At least Pigs trying to make things better instead of just whining about it.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Well, dammn

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    Lola85 Premium Member 6 months ago

    If only it were that easy.

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    Ellis97  6 months ago

    If only that were a real thing.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 6 months ago

    John 16:33 – ‘I have said these things to you….. In the world you will have tribulation (all your days).

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    Goat from PBS  6 months ago

    I appreciate the effort, Pig, but unless we stop and persecute criminals, we cannot stop crime.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    I just read this morning that a chocolate factory blew up in Pennsylvania.

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    T Smith  6 months ago

    And yet, still more effective than any action the Repubs are willing to take.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    When you have one part of govt, supporting all the evil, what do we expect?

    What will it TAKE for common sense to sink in?

    Oh, wait! When the bribe money stops flowing…..

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    Keno21  6 months ago

    It’s OK. None of us miss you.

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    librarylady59  6 months ago

    When you ban books before you ban guns, you’ve admitted you’re more afraid of children learning than yo are of them dying.

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    John Jorgensen  6 months ago

    Yeah. . . .

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    mindjob  6 months ago

    Too many times mass shooters leave tell tales signs of their sicknesses on social media, but no one does anything about it. I don’t see that changing

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    figuratively speaking  6 months ago

    Oh, Pig! You did your best.

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    CaveCat87  6 months ago

    I guess that wand’s a dud.

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    The Fly Hunter  6 months ago

    Stephan’s getting depressing again. I hope I don’t have to take this comic out of my rotation…

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    timbob2313 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Guess what? Thoughts and prayers don’t do anything either.

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    txmystic  6 months ago

    Less info gathering from news/social media. More talking to people. Live. That’s your wand.

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    braindead Premium Member 6 months ago

    Not to worry, Republicans are protecting the children.

    From ‘woke’.

    That’s what’s important.

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    SheMc  6 months ago

    Oh Pig, what a shame, you tried your very best XXX

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    poppacapsmokeblower  6 months ago

    The “make everything better wand,” is your voting ballot. “Choose wisely.”

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    Bradley Walker  6 months ago

    Hey, at least it’s still newsworthy.

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    AZPhinFan  6 months ago

    “Just a little while longer, and the wicked will be no more; You will look at where they were, And they will not be there. But the meek will possess the earth” -Ps. 37:10,11 ……for those about to jump on the ‘fairy-tale book’ bandwagon, bear in mind that no form of human government or leadership can make this promise.

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    The Waffles are my friends  6 months ago

    Every day, the hermitic life seems more attractive.

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    moondog42 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Mass shootings are so common now, they don’t even make the news anymore

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    Did they get Communion before the shot the Mass…

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    Eric S   6 months ago

    DON’T move to the dumpster fire of Portland.

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    gary.eddings4157 Premium Member 6 months ago

    So, so sadly true… very sorry Pig

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    Sisyphos  6 months ago

    There’s no such thing as a Magic Wand, Pig. Welcome to your exit from Fantasyland and return to the harsh Real World….

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    DarkHorseSki  6 months ago

    We’ll know the wand works when government stops trying to disarm all the good civilians and, instead, encourages them to be able to defend themselves.

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    Mike H  6 months ago

    Also the tornadoes that killed 2 dozens

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    Moonglow Premium Member 6 months ago

    Monday 3/27: Dear Pig, I’m feeling just like you today. Wishing we could really make everything better. XOXO from Moonglow.

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    cmdelotria  6 months ago

    you have ESP?? cause …. REALLY 3/27/23 Nashville

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    lakita_lover  6 months ago

    There’s a sign on the front door of my local library that says, “No visible or concealed carry firearms permitted” and I have to know, do other countries outside the US need to tell people not to bring guns to the public library?

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    aussie399 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Until the American politicians and presidents grow a set things won’t change.So….looks like never

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