Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 25, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  7 months ago

    Human beings are the kidney stones of the universe.

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    BasilBruce  7 months ago

    And then there was the Zen guru who walked into a pizza parlor and said, “Make me one with everything.”

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    ronaldspence  7 months ago

    WiseAss on Hill for President 2024!

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    alasko  7 months ago

    In the end, we all pass, gas. That the joke you were going for Pastis?

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    Erse IS better  7 months ago

    At the end, I always pass… gas.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 7 months ago

    None of us get out of this life alive.

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    blunebottle  7 months ago

    Mark Lowry’s favourite verse: “It came to pass.”

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    _lounger_  7 months ago

    for once, Pig nailed it

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    iggyman  7 months ago

    But , sad to say, try to be the richest person in the cemetery!

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    jaydogg187  7 months ago

    To quote Fred Durst: “Life is a lesson. You’ll learn it when you’re through.”

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    Troglodyte  7 months ago

    Rat just lets that pass.

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    Bill LaRocque Premium Member 7 months ago

    Really nailed it this morning. Thanks Stephan.

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    bbbmorrell  7 months ago

    the final exam before you pass is pretty rough, in fact, no one finishes it

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    Croc Holliday  7 months ago

    Life is an accident of chemistry.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 7 months ago

    The end result of life is death.

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    ajr58(1)  7 months ago

    He who dies with the most toys, wins.

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    Ellis97  7 months ago

    And I believe it was some athlete who said that “Life is a race. We always get closer to the finish.”

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    DaBump Premium Member 7 months ago

    What he didn’t explain is that by “pass” he meant, we will all pass from this life to the next. Job_14:14  If a man die, shall he live again? all the days of my appointed time will I wait, till my change come.

    Hebrews 9:27  And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:

    Not shoving it down your throat, just suggesting you prepare to meet your Maker. And I don’t mean yo’ momma.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 7 months ago

    Pearls was a Jeopardy clue/answer yesterday

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    brick10  7 months ago

    Just waiting to pass?

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    monya_43  7 months ago

    Everyone will be dying to get out of here. Today is the youngest you will ever be. Enjoy it!!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 7 months ago

    If Pig asked Rat, Rat would have said “Get Him Before He Gets You”

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    DarkarmReadz  7 months ago

    bruh so true

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    PIG will let his guard down now…no more pressures! LOL

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    prrdh  7 months ago

    And from the end, we all pass, especially after a meal with lots of beans and cabbage.

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    Goat from PBS  7 months ago

    To live each day for the glory of God.

    That’s why I think we were put here.

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago

    In the end, we all pass: Just as people are destined to die once, and after that to face judgment. Hebrews 9:27, NIV.

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    zeexenon  7 months ago

    With no destination? Like high school?

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    KEA  7 months ago

    Life really only has two purposes… find food and reproduce.Life is stupid.

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    christelisbetty  7 months ago

    …and when I die, when I’m gone, there’ll be one child born in this world to carry on.

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    briggs.roy078  7 months ago

    Thank you Mr. Pastis for making sense of my life and curing my anxiety … for ten seconds

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    Foeslayer  7 months ago

    No cap

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 7 months ago

    Profound.

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    Imagine  7 months ago

    No point in worrying. Life is fatal as it is.

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    minty_Joe  7 months ago

    “I tried so hard

    and got so far

    But in the end,

    it doesn’t even matter

    I had to fall

    to lose it all

    But in the end,

    it doesn’t even matter."

    ~ Lincoln Park

    (RIP Chester Bennington)

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    Bilan  7 months ago

    If you learn the obvious rules about how to stay alive, you live longer and you can learn more.

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    198.23.5.11  7 months ago

    Life is just a bowl of cherries.

    But sometimes it’s the pits

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 7 months ago

    Yep! Sleep, eat, poop, and die.

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    willie_mctell  7 months ago

    Is it the journey or the destination? Given the identical destination…

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 7 months ago

    In the end, we all pass on.

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    T...  7 months ago

    Life and a big poop fart, will easily, pass…

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    eddi-TBH  7 months ago

    It is better to learn from the mistakes of others. Safer and less painful too.

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    PaintTheDust  7 months ago

    Okay. Passing is something you do on the highway, and it is not supposed to be fatal. Why, in the last twenty years or so, have we become so afraid to use the other word? (Hint, it is “die”.)

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    oish  7 months ago

    I’m not dying to figure out the punchline on this one.

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    Sisyphos  7 months ago

    Hold that thought, Pig.

    Will someone please knock the Wise A$$ off his perch?

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  7 months ago

    It’s where you pass to, that can be a problem.

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