Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 01, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  6 months ago

    Do you have to go on a diet to accomplish this?

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    BasilBruce  6 months ago

    He’s a real Nowhere Man.

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    ronaldspence  6 months ago

    he has achieved nothingness!

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    But then you would hear the things they normally say behind your back.

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    sirbadger  6 months ago

    When you are invisible, people are willing to pass gas in front of you.

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    Captain Colorado  6 months ago

    I just can’t see that working.

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    tudza Premium Member 6 months ago

    and the artists life just got one character easier.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 6 months ago

    I didn’t see that coming.

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    Oh, I see.

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    blunebottle  6 months ago

    Pig is now happy.

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    I need a burrito  6 months ago

    Whered he go?

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    einarbt  6 months ago

    How did Pig manage that?

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 6 months ago

    So when you get run over by a driver who couldn’t see you…

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    We can see right through you Pig!

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    Fritzsch  6 months ago

    But they can hurt what they refuse to see.

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    Gent  6 months ago

    Pig become John Cena.

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    markkahler52  6 months ago

    What if he bumps into the Invisible Man!?

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 6 months ago

    Silly donkey- people can’t hurt what they do see. It’s the unknown that terrifies them.

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    jel354  6 months ago

    But now Pig can’t self-reflect.

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    monya_43  6 months ago

    Rat will figure out a way to hurt Pig anyway.

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    Ken Gagne Premium Member 6 months ago

    Now Pig is ready to graduate from today’s “Brewster Rockit”!

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    Ellis97  6 months ago

    Poor Pig.

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    Znox11  6 months ago

    If they can’t see you, they might talk about you like you’re not there…I think that would hurt.

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    bigplayray  6 months ago

    If only wishing made it so.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    Rat thought the Wise Asp said “Invincibility” and things played out very well for him.

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    SquidGamerGal  6 months ago

    You’re still solid, Pig.

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    Chris  6 months ago

    until you get hit by a car…

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    That is so true.

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    Linguist  6 months ago

    O.K. Show of hands … How many of you, as kids, didn’t wish you had a Cloak of Invisibility?

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Introverts have more fun!

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    MS72  6 months ago

    Magic Eraser works on comics!

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    aerotica69  6 months ago

    I spent twenty years striving to be invisible at the office, and all it took to make that a reality was a pandemic.

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    WCraft Premium Member 6 months ago

    It’s the other way around for me. What hurts, is what I can see…

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    awcoffman  6 months ago

    People on the internet frequently hurt those they can’t see.

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    uniquename  6 months ago

    Dunno if I agree with that Mr. Wiseass. We can’t see the air, but that didn’t stop us from polluting it.

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    Kveldulf  6 months ago

    I was expecting Wise A$$ to say something about high school girl’s locker rooms — which would explain why he now spends all his time sitting on a pile of …..

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    doesntplaywellwithothers  6 months ago

    But they can, it’s called social media.

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    johndifool  6 months ago

    At the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction, and I can walk into a room without…

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    walstib  6 months ago

    Paul Simon: ♪♫ “I am a rock. I am an island. And a rock feels no pain. And an island never cries.” ♫♪

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    zodismoon  6 months ago

    They should publish every answer this wise guy has given throughout the years and call it “The Wise Guys Answers to Life and Everything.”

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    David_the_CAD  6 months ago

    Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. (Hebrews 11:1)

    Have faith in happiness.

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    Goat from PBS  6 months ago

    How did Pig do that?

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    John Jorgensen  6 months ago

    How did he pull that off, though? A cloaking device?

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    briggs.roy078  6 months ago

    I wish I had this ability, always have

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    KEA  6 months ago

    However Pig did that he should bottle and sell it

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    nostall  6 months ago

    …said the blind man.

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    stamps  6 months ago

    Take off that ring, you foolish hobbit.

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    Tell that to Claude Rains, who wished he’d never tried it.Even dirt between his fingernails would give him away.

    And don’t talk about food being visible inside him until it is digested.

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    kendavis09  6 months ago

    Just when you think you’ve heard it all

    Oh, to be that fly on the wall

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    christelisbetty  6 months ago

    Some 70 million people in the USA alone can hate what they can’t see, even invent things to hate.

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    fritzoid Premium Member 6 months ago

    “If they can’t see you, they can’t get you!”

    “Ah, but they can HEAR you!”


    Monty Python’s Flying Circus, “How Not To Be Seen”

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    cactusbob333  6 months ago

    Pig might be invisible, but you can smell bacon a mile away. Actually, you can smell a pig even farther away.

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    Sir Davecelot  6 months ago

    I don’t see the joke here.

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    willie_mctell  6 months ago

    People bump into you a lot, though.

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    hitman4cookies  6 months ago

    when I saw that the chat bubble pointed at nothing I laughed myself silly.

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    T...  6 months ago

    I just love the Spanish version of this comic, I can’t understand a word of it.

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    Ermine Notyours  6 months ago

    Especially lean pork.

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    Buoy  6 months ago

    Meh, it’s overrated.

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    bunrabbit99  6 months ago

    time to watch the instructional video – “how not to be seen.”

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    tee929  6 months ago

    Well there was “Burt” from ‘Soap’ that thought he could snap his fingers and turn invisible.

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    Seed_drill  6 months ago

    You can’t see the atmosphere.

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    Sisyphos  6 months ago

    The Invisible Pig will be a great movie. But what I wish for is that the Wise A$$ become permanently invisible, defunct, sub-soil….

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    DaBump Premium Member 6 months ago
    Hmm, and yet the WiseAss is not invisible…
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    love2cook  6 months ago

    Even if they hear ya huh? lol

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