Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 02, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  about 1 year ago

    Whiskey > Happiness with fewer calories.

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    BasilBruce  about 1 year ago

    Other people stop being idiots → Worldwide peace and happiness

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    C  about 1 year ago

    Nothing that a beer can’t fix

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Rat’s strategy is certainly easier.

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    ronaldspence  about 1 year ago

    some routes are shorter than others!

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    Me like Rat’s plan better.

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    einarbt  about 1 year ago

    Is Goat sad in the last panel or is that just me projecting.

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    Farside99  about 1 year ago

    Sounds like Bubba J

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    minty_Joe  about 1 year ago

    Sorry to be a buzzkill, but I never liked the taste of most beers or found it to be manna from heaven. I guess chalk that up to not drinking enough in my lifetime. I’m mostly tee-total.

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    _lounger_  about 1 year ago

    Is Pig still invisible?

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    iggyman  about 1 year ago

    You can only rent it Rat, then reality rears it’s ugly head!

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    markkahler52  about 1 year ago

    Beer for the Cheer!! ;)

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    cornshell  about 1 year ago

    Pig’s would be cheese → happy

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    Ellis97  about 1 year ago

    Narcissism > Humility.

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    GROG Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I like that shorter route. I 2on’t even make substitutes.

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    Gandalf  about 1 year ago

    Chesterton: We thank God for good beer by not drinking too much of it. Prost!

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    cornshell  about 1 year ago

    Crocs’ would be keel zeeba → happy

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    monya_43  about 1 year ago

    Don’t overcomplicate. Keeping things simple is usually the best option.

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    Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago

    You have to take your pils everyday. Bitberger Pils.

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    Procat Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Beer is thought to have been invented by the Sumerians, who lived in what is now Iraq, around 8,000 BC and ancient tablets have been unearthed showing the original brewers were women. The Sumerians even had a goddess of beer, Ninkasi.

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    Jimvideo  about 1 year ago

    Is that a Bud Lite®?

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    JudyAz  about 1 year ago

    “When you’re out of beer, tough Schlitz!”

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    ladykat  about 1 year ago

    Chocolate is cheaper.

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    DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Beer won’t do it, but you do need to be detailed. OW!! Rat?? oh, no, that’s not what I meant, you can keep your tail!

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Rat forgot the in-between facts!

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    wongo  about 1 year ago

    You forgot peanuts.

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    Geezer  about 1 year ago

    Brother Dave Gardner:

    “Success” is gettin’ what you want.

    “Happiness” is wantin’ what you get.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  about 1 year ago

    Rat is correct.

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    wuhts  about 1 year ago

    Kavanaugh: beer, beer, beer = happy = supreme court. So sorry but I hear or read beer and his name appears.

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    Elder Lee Fox  about 1 year ago

    Where’s the cheese? I have never developed the taste for brown alcohols but I like cheese

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    Goat from PBS  about 1 year ago

    Happiness for the non-alcoholic.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Years ago in this strip, Danny Donkey explained it well.

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    zeexenon  about 1 year ago

    Tequila, the best. Gets rid of the bad yeast.

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    aerotica69  about 1 year ago

    Retirement + endless crafting supplies = Nirvana. (three years to go and counting…..)

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    Old27F20  about 1 year ago

    Get up and make bed >>> walk dogs >>> eat breakfast >>> read cartoons >>> HAPPY!

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 year ago

    K.I.S.S. …

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    Sir Davecelot  about 1 year ago

    Don’t worry. Beer happy.

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    Bilan  about 1 year ago

    Remember when comics used to be for kids?

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    willie_mctell  about 1 year ago

    I hate flow charts. Even the ones with no lateral branches.

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    Too MANY beers and you don’t know WHAT you are.

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    Chris Sherlock  about 1 year ago

    Pig’s opinion might differ but for me, bacon===>>>happiness.

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    pamela welch Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Yep, it’s that easy!

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    Sisyphos  about 1 year ago

    Rat’s approach is certainly more direct; I don’t know that it’s more valid.

    Probably neither does he….

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    Dom999  about 1 year ago

    if I ever get out of here, I’m giving it all away to a registered charity, all I need is a pint a day

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    dlaemmerhirt999  about 1 year ago

    I’m with Pig! Cheese = Happiness

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