Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 07, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  6 months ago

    That’s because they don’t have good pizza in California.

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    carlsonbob  6 months ago

    How do you leave out bacon? It makes everything better1

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    darkaudit  6 months ago

    I need to amass money so I can stop experiencing a broken-down car.

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    BasilBruce  6 months ago

    But does Mexican food like you?

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    Erse IS better  6 months ago

    Not beer??

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    Robin Harwood  6 months ago

    In this uncertain world, it’s good to have one thing that you are sure about.

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    Gent  6 months ago

    ¡Ay carramba! Obviously good reason why Rat no likes Chinese foods.

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    blunebottle  6 months ago

    Why isn’t Rat singing: “As a matter of fact, I like beer.”

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    minty_Joe  6 months ago

    That’s why they call him G.O.A.T.

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    MayCauseBurns  6 months ago

    What if my instinct is to amass things?

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    figuratively speaking  6 months ago

    I am with you, Rat, 100%.

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    Ellis97  6 months ago

    He’s reaching his middle age? That means Goat must be at least six years old.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 6 months ago

    Following your instincts can put you in jail.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Nothing is for sure in todays world….

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    Casey Jones  6 months ago

    Dunno, Rat. Think you like beer, too.

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    uniquename  6 months ago

    Have lots of cheese and beer and make amass.

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    aerotica69  6 months ago

    Most of the things I’ve learned can be summed up as TANSTAAFL.

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    Katje  6 months ago

    I don’t like to eat Mexicans. They’re always a bit chewy and spicy. Beef is better…

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    Bookworm  6 months ago

    Middle age? Hah! I’ve left “middle age” so far back in the rear-view mirror, it’s now dropped permanently over the horizon! (And though I love Mexican food, the aftereffects are just too ghastly to contemplate anymore.)

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    Sir Isaac  6 months ago

    Now that I’ve become gluten intolerant in my old age I have discovered that Mexican food is generally low in that toxic substance because the serve corn chips and taco shells instead of bread.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    I agree with the things Goat has learned. I haven’t had Mexican food in ages, so I don’t know if we get along any more.

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    wordsmeet  6 months ago

    I would’ve expected Goat wrote “Follow your dreams“ for number 3, in keeping with today’s endemic platitudes.

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    GreasyOldTam  6 months ago

    I followed my instincts to amass things, not experiences.

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    Goat from PBS  6 months ago

    I like Mexican food, too. Probably one of my favorite types… ethnicities…? of food.

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    geckoman22  6 months ago

    What about beer?

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    Just not CHIPOTLE Mexican food

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    Combined, I accept both.

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    rwh2  6 months ago

    Question for you Goat—what if my instinct is to amass things?

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    dlaemmerhirt999  6 months ago

    “I prefer Italian.”

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    leontineg22  6 months ago

    Petition to stop this joke.

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    willie_mctell  6 months ago

    Also Indian.

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    mail2jbl  6 months ago

    I like Mexican food – especially huevos con chorizo! The problem is, Mexican food only likes me at lunchtime, not at suppertime.

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    Lola85 Premium Member 6 months ago

    For me, it’s Mexican food, pizza and Chinese food. That’s all I know.

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    Buoy  6 months ago

    I like comics!

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    win.45mag  6 months ago

    Dat’s funny. He COULD end up doing the dance of the flaming bunghole !!!

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    Arghhgarrr Premium Member 6 months ago

    I guess Rat only drinks Corona

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    eddi-TBH  6 months ago

    At least Rat has one experience he enjoys.

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    Sisyphos  6 months ago

    Rat’s Uncertainty Principle: in case of doubt, order Mexican!

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    thudsonz  6 months ago

    To be honest, I’ve heard worse.

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