Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 28, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  7 months ago

    It’s now X justice.

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    National Rat  7 months ago

    In Twitter we trust (sort of)

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    C  7 months ago

    Don’t threads on me

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    BasilBruce  7 months ago

    He looked again and found that four of those cases were about him, but it was too late.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 7 months ago

    He’s faster than Judge Judy!

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    B UTTONS  7 months ago

    Rat uses ChatGPT to do his research and check the facts.

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    Erse IS better  7 months ago

    Hunches are the key to swift. Justice is quite a bit more picky.

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    David_the_CAD  7 months ago

    Also works in Congress.

    If your in our party, you are naturally innocent, If you are in the other party, you are automatically guilty; and who needs any pesky facts.

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    einarbt  7 months ago

    Rat spot on, as so often. Is that product placement on the mobile/cell? Hum, a nashi?

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    Imagine  7 months ago

    Judgemental – you have to be mental to judge.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  7 months ago

    Here come the judge.

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    TwilightFaze  7 months ago

    Another short-lived job for rat: Not only is Twitter dead, it’s not gonna be a social media app anymore.

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    Troglodyte  7 months ago

    They used to be called “tweets”. Now what do we call them: “Xeets”?! :D

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    jel354  7 months ago

    The defendants will probably be blue afterwards.

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    RitaGB  7 months ago

    And now “someone” can’t sue him for using a logo that no longer eXists.

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    Ellis97  7 months ago

    Everyone is guilty on social media.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 7 months ago

    Using machines to moderate and enforce rules is LOUSY, but if you own the website, you can make the rules, even if it’s a very big website. SMALLER websites often actually kick people off for their political opinions, and nobody cares. And it was just Twitter. So why do we care so much?

    The bird is no more. He has ceased to be. He’s expired and gone to meet his maker. He’s kicked the bucket, he’s shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible. This is an X-Twitter!

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    Droptma Styx  7 months ago

    You can’t render a verdict unless it also serves personal political axe-grinding.

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    Slowly, he turned...  7 months ago

    Stephen, get with the times! “Twitter” is so last week… now its “X”, which is a placeholder for “fill in your own cuss word” I think…

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    aerotica69  7 months ago

    Oh, PLEASE set Rat loose on Reddit/AITA. That would make it even more entertaining!

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    mise fein  7 months ago

    We’ve gone from social media to antisocial media (are you listening Elon?).

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    mindjob  7 months ago

    Just make a big enough contribution and your charges will be dropped

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    l.vaillancourt  7 months ago

    “Court of Twitter Justice”…what was known in the pre-internet days as “a wild-eyed, shouting mob waving pitchforks and torches”

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    Goat from PBS  7 months ago

    Court o’ Twitter is always unjust.

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    Bruce1253  7 months ago

    Rat has the key to Taylor Swift??!! Boy, I’m impressed.

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago

    So that’s who replaced the ousted, liberal, soft-on-criminals DA from St. Louis!

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    zeexenon  7 months ago

    According to Ripley’s Believe It Or Not, the Hanging Judge was well hung.

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    brianbattuello Premium Member 7 months ago

    Stephen really went out on a lead-time limb here…

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    JLChi  7 months ago

    I just got called for jury duty. Again. I’ve gotten at least a dozen jury summons.

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    Tom Toro creator 7 months ago

    Swift, but consistent!

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    Flatworm  7 months ago

    Well, our current Supreme Court prefers prejudice to hunches, but the rate of speedup is the same.

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    eddi-TBH  7 months ago

    Didn’t the Head Twit fire those people already?

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    eddi-TBH  7 months ago

    If you are expecting to be treated with fairness and dignity, you have the wrong Internet.

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    cmxx  7 months ago

    The only thing faster than hunches is prejudice.

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    buflogal!  7 months ago

    I have no idea what any of you are talking about. I suspect that I do not want to know. (But I am glad that we are done with the sad story of Pig’s heart because that made me feel very bad)

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    Sisyphos  7 months ago

    I guess it’s fair to describe Judge Rat as “a hanging judge.”

    Judge Rat, meet Judge Dredd!

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    Swirls Before Pine  7 months ago

    Just judging the tweets themselves?

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    Please let Rat be the judge at a Trump trial

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