Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 05, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  5 months ago

    Friendship is a lifetime position unless you do something to betray it.

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    BasilBruce  5 months ago

    On the other hand, there are probably a lot of people who wish that marriage licenses had to be regularly renewed to avoid lapsing.

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    DanielRyanMulligan1  5 months ago

    PIG is, and will always be, 100(one hundred percent)% CORRECT, SIR!!!!(see if anybody gets that reference!) Dan aka…

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    sirbadger  5 months ago

    Don’t say “You’re my friend no matter what” to Rat, because Rat will test that to see if it is really true.

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    Wilde Bill  5 months ago

    Tell that to some guy who has just been friend-zoned.

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    hariseldon59  5 months ago

    I have been and always shall be your friend.

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    Gent  5 months ago

    Eh it must be hard biting the bowtie in mouth under the snout like that and talking while doing it.

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    GROG Premium Member 5 months ago
    Not if you’re friends with rat.
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    Gent  5 months ago

    Pig and Goat is food friends. They is both delicious.

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    blunebottle  5 months ago

    Vote for Nobody. Nobody will be your friend.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 5 months ago

    And who will solve all your problem? NOBODY!!!

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    Troglodyte  5 months ago

    You have my vote, Pig. Rat, on the other hand…

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    iggyman  5 months ago

    Real friends are better than Facebook friends!

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    iggyman  5 months ago

    Pig and Goat, friends to the end!

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    markkahler52  5 months ago

    Awww, ain’t that sweet!?

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    markkahler52  5 months ago

    Also True

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    Ellis97  5 months ago

    Goat is a friend to the end. Always by your side. Thick and thin, hail and hardships. Wish we could say the same for Rat.

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    SALUDADOG  5 months ago

    Is Pig wearing a bowtie or has he grown a moustache?

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    deojaideep aka Courage  5 months ago

    Is Pig wearing a bowtie or is that a fake ‘stache’??

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    cmerb  5 months ago

    Todays cartoon is just great a usual , but I just love the " tie " on the pig and Rat sitting on the pillow is a " Riot " : )

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    Goat from PBS  5 months ago

    I gave Pig a hug after that. Such a sweet soul.

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    pheets  5 months ago

    It really is! On my way to pick up MY bestie at the airport in a few. Can’t wait to see her, we’ve been friends for over fifty years : )

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 5 months ago

    The Count voted for Rat.

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    Denver Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    Unless you vote for the wrong person, then you’re no longer a friend.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Yes it is.

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    Friendship is a wonderful thing.

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    bigplayray  5 months ago

    “If you ask me you know I wouldn’t be much help cuz a friends somebody you judge for yourself”

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    mindjob  5 months ago

    I’m running to get back at the people who didn’t vote for me the last time

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    mfrasca  5 months ago

    Paul Simon politics.

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    HunterZero000  5 months ago

    MY friends are certainly the greatest thing ever. Friends are great!

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    kkm92065  5 months ago

    Shortest sentence in English language – I am.Longest sentence – I do.

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    Tetonbil Premium Member 5 months ago

    Love the black bow tie pig. Very classy!

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    Tetonbil Premium Member 5 months ago

    Ya got my vote pig!

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    He just had to confirm his ties so he could sleep tonight.

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    I'm Sad  5 months ago

    You just call out my name – And you know wherever I am – I’ll come running… All you’ve got to do is call – And I’ll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah – You’ve got a friend

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  5 months ago

    It’s easy to be Pig’s friend. he doesn’t ask for much in return

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 5 months ago

    Friendship guys! The strip is about friendship between/among people which is sorely missing these days.

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    david.reichert  5 months ago

    I wonder why there is no “Rules of the Road” testing for a marriage license.

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    wildlandwaters  5 months ago

    “If you vote for me, I promise not to put a hit out on ya!”

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    raybarb44  5 months ago

    It really is……

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    zeexenon  5 months ago

    ‘Had couples’ friends where it was their way or the highway. And who had backed out of earlier travel plans. They failed my toxicity test of telling them, “We got our flight tickets (hotel too),” their response, “Wow, you can say, ‘I got mine.’”

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    Croc Holliday  5 months ago

    Never gonna give you up

    Never gonna let you down

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    Katje  5 months ago

    Hey, if you bring ham or bacon then Pig is my friend too. :D

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    Cathy P.  5 months ago

    Why does the government requires a license for a marriage? What business of theirs is it ?Why do you have to pay anything to the government for a marriage?

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    Sisyphos  5 months ago

    A Pig profundity! And so true….

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 5 months ago

    It is! It really is!!!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  5 months ago

    How true.

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