Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 06, 2023

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    BasilBruce  4 months ago

    It’s an improvement over his original sign: “Pay for my advice—I’m better than you.”

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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    The low self-esteemed will line up.

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    Robin Harwood  4 months ago

    Much better.

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    einarbt  4 months ago

    And at no cost? How about 5 cents?

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    hariseldon59  4 months ago

    I was expecting to see Pig in the last panel.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 4 months ago

    Rat knows enough not to spell it “Loosers”.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Didn’t list the price, I’m interested.

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    carlsonbob  4 months ago

    Grate Advise for Loosers. That will attract them!

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 4 months ago

    Haven’t you ever felt like a loser who needed advice?

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    Liam G.P  4 months ago

    I need that advice. I have low self-esteem.

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    Gent  4 months ago

    No use Rat. They will still goes to wise donkey on hill.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    How about “Winning advice for losers”?

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    rshive  4 months ago

    Know thy customer.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 4 months ago

    No one takes advice unless they want to, and there’s no point in repeating it, then it’s no longer advice, but nagging!

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    As the song goes “A better class of losers”!

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    phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago

    It’s all about location. Rat should set up his stand outside Weight Watchers meetings.

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    steveh64  4 months ago

    How about “Does life thwart you at every turn and it’s always someone ELSE’S fault? Great advice here!”

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    Nobody will turn to you for advice.

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    DaBump Premium Member 4 months ago

    That’ll do it.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago

    Your Netflix, Amazon and SiriusXM subscriptions are not expiring and you did not win a mega tool box from Home Depot so don’t click the link.

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    Stupendous advice for losers would work better.

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    Totalloser Premium Member 4 months ago

    Okay , Rat what advice do you have for me?

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    F-Flash  4 months ago

    If you really want to attract “Loser”, you say something like “Free Covid Test”! Nailed it.

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    Chris  4 months ago

    better… :L

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Rat didn’t get it….but OH WELL!

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    Tired  4 months ago

    It worked for Lucy Van Pelt. Charlie Brown would seek her advice.

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    Please continue this thread. I’d like to hear some of the advice. Asking for a friend.

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    Why not?

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    hoffquotes2  4 months ago

    Well he is a barista. That and $5 will get you a coffee

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    chaszigmund  4 months ago

    For inflation it now needs to be $50.

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    David_the_CAD  4 months ago

    The problem is that the biggest loser is the one who calls everyone else a loser.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 4 months ago

    Be interesting to hear what kind of advice Rat would give.

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    A round of drinks is included in every session

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    The Brooklyn Accent  4 months ago

    “Good advice, good advice,

    Good advice costs nothing, and it’s worth the price!"

    —Allan Sherman (R.I.P.)


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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    And I had to take the Dale Carnegie Course.

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    monya_43  4 months ago

    If you have to ask the price, you can’t afford it.

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    raybarb44  4 months ago

    Kick it up a notch I always say….

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    wildlandwaters  4 months ago

    Whatta rat!

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    My advice to losers: If you do the same thing over and over and expect different results, you’re crazy.

    I should listen to my own advice

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  4 months ago

    How about advice on not being a loser? Rat seems to think he knows all about that.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Rat might say he is “focussed”; others might say he has a one-track mind. Or some would call him evil.

    But he’s Rat, and we love him….

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