Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 07, 2023

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    BasilBruce  4 months ago

    And “redress” is what you have to do afterward.

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    Need coffee  4 months ago

    Pastis knows engineering students.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 4 months ago

    You bar, and then you rebar.

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    You rebar in order to rebeer so that you can regin that happy filling.

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    Gent  4 months ago

    Better bar Rat from engineering.

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    orinoco womble  4 months ago

    Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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    tudza Premium Member 4 months ago

    Old Man Rebar, dat Old Man Rebar

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 4 months ago

    I’ve done that a time or two!

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    blunebottle  4 months ago

    Rebar: Take away his license to practice law, again.

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    Sanspareil  4 months ago

    The dudes at the end know how to respond Bar none!

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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    Hit one bar, then another

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    Steve_The_Beard  4 months ago

    RBAR – “Row By Agonising Row”. It’s a poor way to write SQL, and it’s pronounced “rebar”.

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    Rebar keeps structures standing. And makes bar goers fall down. And is not a possibility for disbarred lawyers.

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    win.45mag  4 months ago

    Rebar- set the bar, then lower it

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    The Orange Mailman  4 months ago

    Stop teaching Bob and start teaching Rat.

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    He is so gonna flunk.

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    What, rebar means something else?

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    Differentname  4 months ago

    NYC has some really well named drinking establishments, including ‘Bar Fly’ and the late, lamented ‘Mars Bar.’

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 4 months ago

    Rat, you dumbaśś. Rebar is obviously the opposite of disbar.

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    SkyFisher  4 months ago

    I know several people who used to be tired. Now they are retired.

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    sterref05  4 months ago

    Two men walk into a bar & one of them requires stitches. BaDumPassssss

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    LEOKEV  4 months ago

    It’s been at least 50 years since I saw someone who smoked a tobacco pipe in public.

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    bookworm0812  4 months ago

    Had to go and look that up.

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    Kaputnik  4 months ago

    As a teacher, you’re performing a valuable service by preventing students like Rat from qualifying as structural engineers.

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    old_geek  4 months ago

    In an 8th grade science test, one thing was to define physical properties. My answer was a house owned by a guy that works out.

    The teacher didn’t mark that as incorrect…

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    ron45wells  4 months ago

    largest rebar I ever worked with was #18

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    FireAnt_Hater  4 months ago

    Great cartoon – love the “think I’ll quit teaching” comment in the last panel.

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    Aah yes that Mohr’s Circle stuff that rusts, expands and causes concrete failure.

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    NaGrom Premium Member 4 months ago

    I wanted to study engineering, but my liver couldn’t handle it.

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    TIMH  4 months ago

    As a pipe smoker, I heartily approve of this comic.

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    Katje  4 months ago

    Tribar is even better… :)

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    John W. Vinson Premium Member 4 months ago

    Another question on the quiz:What’s the difference between a joist and a girder?Easy: Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust.

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    eddi-TBH  4 months ago

    Rat is weeding out the weak.

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    Bryan Smith Premium Member 4 months ago

    I thought Rat would define rebar as hitting Neighbor Bob with a bar a second time.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    A structural engineer like Rat could be the death of us all!

    Where did you say that bar is? Rebar, rebar, rebar!

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