Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 05, 2024

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    carlsonbob  3 months ago

    Too early for beer, rat?

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    BE THIS GUY  3 months ago

    If Pig is meeting Goat at the diner, why is he making coffee?

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    BasilBruce  3 months ago

    Is Rat’s name Sheldon?

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    Who Moved (Rat’s) Cheese?

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    hariseldon59  3 months ago

    First time I’ve seen someone literally blow his top.

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    sirbadger  3 months ago

    Meanwhile, I’m reading this comic strip today like I do every day.

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    Is that machine incapable of making two cups at the same time?

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    Little Caesar  3 months ago

    Must be Roz’s asphalt sealer at the Treetops.

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 3 months ago

    Here! Except today I had to mow and rake up the grass over my septic system, that’s my life!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago

    So of course Pig had to get up early and make coffee so he could meet Goat at the diner for coffee. Wait … what?

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    oldpine52  3 months ago

    I was expecting a really bad pun.

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    That’s not the morning routine I would have expected from Rat. The exploding brain part, yes. But not the rest.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Routine like religion. Most peopels is never give it up.

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    darkwingdave  3 months ago

    Sheldon Cooper’s spirit animal.

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    Pig blew Rat’s mind! Awesome!

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    win.45mag  3 months ago

    It looks like a single serving coffee maker. Rat can’t wait 45 seconds ???

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    minty_Joe  3 months ago

    I’m not even going to wrap my head around any logic in today’s comic strip.

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    Procat Premium Member 3 months ago

    Surprised this hasn’t happened every day.

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    monya_43  3 months ago

    If your morning routine is interrupted, the whole day gets somehow out of whack. Nothing goes right.

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    KageKat  3 months ago

    On one hand, Rat’s usually a smug so and so and can deal with change for one morning. On the other hand, morning time is sacred!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    Rat mind blown. RAT MIND BLOWN!

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    mac04416  3 months ago

    Tell that to the folks that work at Dunk’n

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    bittenbyknittin  3 months ago

    I just changed the time and place I recharge my phone. I feel so flexible!

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    ajr58(1)  3 months ago

    RAT! My PEEPS!

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    Chris  3 months ago

    is it really that bad… :\

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    Ellis97  3 months ago

    Rat is so OCD.

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    “Is that an atomic bomb blast or are you just happy to see me?”

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    Some of us gals do to.

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    Old27F20  3 months ago

    Rat is like Sheldon from BBT when his Saturday morning doctor Who schedule was disrupted, hahahahaha

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    SusieB  3 months ago

    So waiting 5 minutes to make his coffee, completely wrecks Rat’s day.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 3 months ago

    Oh, God, don’t tell me I’m turning into Rat.

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    Spacetech  3 months ago

    Diners Make COFFEE… It’s What they do…

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    OBBWG  3 months ago

    I am in this comic and I don’t like it.

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    I am Rat in this scenario. Don’t touch my routine! I live and die by it.

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    socalvillaguy Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’m definitely that guy.

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    oish  3 months ago

    If he was going to meet up at the coffee shop, he’d have to brew enough to fill a thermos. WiFi-ght it

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    Tetonbil Premium Member 3 months ago

    From young boys to old men, we need a routine! It’s just the rules!

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    John Jorgensen  3 months ago

    Why doesn’t Pig order coffee at the diner?

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    dsom8  3 months ago

    Thank you.

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    KEA  3 months ago

    I used to be like that. Fortunately with age I’ve grown much more adaptable to changes in routine.

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    Eric S   3 months ago

    DON’T MESS with the early morning “I’m NOT awake yet” routine!

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    wildlandwaters  3 months ago

    At least pig is still alive in panel 4…

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    daking27  3 months ago

    I would love to have a routine. My disabled daughter and partially disabled wife have veto power over my plans, though.

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    FraidyFrancisInc  3 months ago

    Oh man this is how I feel when my favourite mug is gone

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    I would’ve expected Rat to aim his head at the offender. To see Pig unharmed in the last panel is the un-punched punch line.

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    Gretchen Wingert Premium Member 3 months ago

    Sounds like my routine and don’t anybody mess it up!!!!!

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    dogday Premium Member 3 months ago

    Thing is, if you, like myself. are not really sentient until about 10a.m. (truth) that routine is what gets you to sentience while you can’t really think. I can barely HEAR before coffee and 10 o’clock. And yes, when I worked I found jobs that allowed me to NOT get there at the ungodly hour of (shudder) 8 and which I could navigate on autopilot until the brain kicked in. My husband, on the other hand, comes from a family of four . Bless his heart. When he tries to converse with me in the morning, he speaks slowly and waits for me to catch up. He’s a good soul

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    NWdryad  3 months ago

    Rat’s morning routine sounds kind of nice

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    eddi-TBH  3 months ago

    Aw Pig. You broke the Rat.

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    Swirls Before Pine  3 months ago

    I’m reading this comic on Tuesday evening instead of my usual day. Altering routines should be easy. Of course, my routine is to read a week’s worth of Pearls every Saturday evening.

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