Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 21, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    Don’t bother me! March Madness is about to start!

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    BasilBruce  4 months ago

    “Speed, cunning, and strength”? Is this her first time meeting Larry?

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    Why not just call KFZ. They deliver.

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    I think the Zeebas are probably plenty safe with Larry on the hunt!

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    cmxx  4 months ago

    “Call me ‘woomun’ once more, Larry, and you’ll be all out of hours.”

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    terrapin6000 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Larry is the alligator who Beaver and Wally had. Hee alw groad up

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    Hello Everyone  4 months ago

    Yay! – The Crocs are back!

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    Stephen Runnels Premium Member 4 months ago

    Crocs!! My favorite! Thank you, Mr. Pastis. I realize you hate the crocs, but they make so many of us happy.

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    Firebat  4 months ago

    Good to see the Crocs are still as challenged as ever.

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    GreasyOldTam  4 months ago

    Larry has beer. Why does he need a zebra? Especially since a zebra would probably just drink Larry’s beer. Wooman should get her own beer.

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    phobos  4 months ago

    Good to see Larry back in a daily strip. I look forward to all the hate filled comments about it though :)

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    ivanprime93  4 months ago

    Miss these guys

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    Larry is sort of like Rat sometimes!

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    cdward  4 months ago

    Happy for the return of the crocs.

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    Cpeckbourlioux  4 months ago

    Yay, Larry!

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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    I’m surprised he doesn’t already have a gun. So many others seem to have them readily available….

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    Katje  4 months ago

    He can also start hunting goats. Or pigs. Rats don’t feed a whole family, though. But rat with a bit of Pastis should be a nice dinner. :D

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    dlkrueger33  4 months ago

    No woman no cry. Or in this case, no hunt!

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    “Peese shut mouf” makes a return!

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 4 months ago

    The big news in my neck of the woods is a 4’ gator caught in Norris Lake in north east Tennessee. The consensus is that someone released it there. Caused quite a stir.

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    Aficionado  4 months ago

    Excellent strip today, Mr Pastis!!

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    franki_g  4 months ago

    Woomun need to learn to cook wif beef from market, not zeeba dat need hunt.

    Except then they’ll call her hamburger Patty.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago

    Larry Capp or Andy Croc?

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    chris_o42  4 months ago

    Oh Larry, you don’t need a gun—you’ll shoot your eye out!

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    Queen of America  4 months ago

    I love the crocs.

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    RitaGB  4 months ago

    I think they’re hilarious and don’t reelly want to know why people get angry about this series.

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    Steverino Premium Member 4 months ago

    Croc genetics stopped with Larry.

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    I’m always happy and relieved whenever the crocs are here. It’s kind of tedious seeing Rat abuse Goat, Pig and Stephan every day without much variety.

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    SusieB  4 months ago

    I love how the woman speaks properly and her words are spelled correctly. Happy Women’s History Month!

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    Larry, for the umpteenth time, GET OFF THE COUCH OR ELSE!

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    rshive  4 months ago

    Larry is a little short in the cunning department.

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    jessegooddoggy  4 months ago

    Excellent!!! MORE CROCS PLEASE!!!

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    Timothy Madigan Premium Member 4 months ago

    zebras are a pain – there’s a easy to catch Pig next door.

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    Croc Holliday  4 months ago

    If this had been reality, she would have knocked him into the middle of next month after that “shout mouf” remark. But at least he said peese.

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    Stegozard  4 months ago

    Crocodiles are ambush predators, they do NOT use speed to hunt.

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    Hard to believe these 2 are married, given the disparity in their speaking styles

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    fencie  4 months ago

    Woomun could get the gun. Couch cleared and dinner’s ready.

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    mfrasca  4 months ago

    Being an ambush predator, Larry is ambushing from the couch.

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    mousefumanchu Premium Member 4 months ago

    Pride

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    JimSullivan3  4 months ago

    Yeah, Larry’s back. Years ago I was getting an autograph from Mr Pastis at. BEA in NYC and he asked about my favorite character. So he signed a quick caricature of good ole Larry. So cool.

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    John Jorgensen  4 months ago

    I’m pretty sure they just lie in wait and ambush zebras at watering holes, don’t they?

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    hoffquotes2  4 months ago

    But he would need a river. Not very “speedy” otherwise

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    crocman48  4 months ago

    After reading comments I’m happy to see fellow crocs fans sounding off. I’ve followed strip since 2005 just for crocs. I’ve never found Rat or Pig the least bit funny.

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    He hates them when they cross his river without paying the toll. Besides that, are they white on black or black on white?

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    samfran6-0  4 months ago

    Speaking of ‘gators, did you hear about the guy in New York who raised one from a hatchling to 11 ft. and 750 lbs. He had renovated his house about 175K to accommodate it. It was taken from him but, he has a petition to get it back. I’m going to stay tuned for the results.

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    txmystic  4 months ago

    At least he said “Peese”…

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    PoodleGroomer  4 months ago

    $22 for an 8 piece dark extra crispy. Larry is going to have to not work 2 jobs.

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    carlsonbob  4 months ago

    He didn’t tell her “after a while crocodile?”

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  4 months ago

    Crocodiles and alligators like to be mistaken for logs, so this one is true to self bump on a log

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    alexius23  4 months ago

    I always enjoy a visit from the Crocs

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 4 months ago

    I wonder whom Larry is going to vote for.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  4 months ago

    Larry has neither speed nor cunning.

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    Spiny Norman Premium Member 4 months ago

    CROCS, CROCS, CROCS, CROCS, CROCS, CROCS, CROCS, CROCS, CROCS, CROCS, CROCS, CROCS, CROCS, CROCS, CROCS, CROCS, CROCS, CROCS, CROCS, CROCS, CROCS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Well, crocs also don’t live in a house, drink beer, sit on the couch, or wear wigs. Also YAY CROCS!

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    Pony99CA  4 months ago

    Pastis should stop doing the crocs just to avoid the 10-12 people who post basically saying nothing but “Crocs!”.

    Ducking…

    I like the crocs, but it’s as annoying as people saying Ziggy has no pants or “B.C.” and “Wizard of Id” have anachronisms. Well, gee, thanks for letting us know. :-X

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    cactusbob333  4 months ago

    Doggie likes this cartoon cause ally gaiters tawks same landgwich as doggies.

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    alantain  4 months ago

    Why does Larry always have to hunt zebras? She’s a crocodile, too! Step up woomun!

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