Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 23, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  7 months ago

    Rat can dump some junk for other people to take.

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    ronaldspence  7 months ago

    did they choose that job for Pig or did he picket?

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    B UTTONS  7 months ago

    A gateway act to other walks of life.

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    hariseldon59  7 months ago

    Is Pig planning to fence that fence?

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    BasilBruce  7 months ago

    Is Pig imitating Wilson from “Home Improvement”?

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    Hello Everyone  7 months ago

    I wonder if Neighbor Bob knows about the plan to take all of his stuff…

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    Baarorso  7 months ago

    Some people seem to be offended by EVERYTHING, real or imagined. ;/

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    Cornelius Noodleman  7 months ago

    I saw this on an episode of Hoarders!

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    Firebat  7 months ago

    Bad grammar will trip you up every time. There is a lot of it going around.

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    electricshadow Premium Member 7 months ago

    Send him to the Pun-itentiary from “Rabbits Against Magic.”

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    Its just me  7 months ago

    60yrs ago, when I was younger, to say that was considered a groanable joke.

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    iggyman  7 months ago

    Is Pig going to take up fencing?!

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    iggyman  7 months ago

    Is Pig recreating Pickett’s charge?!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  7 months ago

    ..groan..

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    Ellis97  7 months ago

    Pig should know better than to ask Rat for help. By the way, what happened to the Larry and the gun arc?

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    Just_Karl  7 months ago

    If good fences make good neighbors, is Bob getting a better fence? Or has he decided to give up being Mr. Nice Guy?

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    Gent  7 months ago

    You say ah fence me say oh fence eh.

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    admwrlk Premium Member 7 months ago

    One of my daughters friends used to say and text “no fence”, which we still use

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    jessegooddoggy  7 months ago

    Sigh. I was hoping for a nice long Croc arc.

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    uniquename  7 months ago

    Pig, it looks like you’re taking de fence.

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    chris_o42  7 months ago

    I’m too tired to be offended.

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    ladykat  7 months ago

    I didn’t take offence when I took a fence.

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    Stocky One  7 months ago

    I was told not to touch the black musicians. All I said is that I would pick up all the wrappers!

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    Goat from PBS  7 months ago

    If he takes a fence, I take a gate.

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    jel354  7 months ago

    Surprised Rat didn’t say “no” right away since there is no esteem for neighbor Bob.

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    wongo  7 months ago

    Your offensiveness offends me!

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    mokspr Premium Member 7 months ago

    Great. Now Pig is going to start picketing!

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    pripley  7 months ago

    But he can’t take that. That’s the section they use at football games for the “DE-FENCE” cheer.

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    DanielClémenson Premium Member 7 months ago

    " Hey! Neighbor!! "

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    Spiny Norman Premium Member 7 months ago

    Hey! Where did the Crocs go!

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    bigplayray  7 months ago

    OOHH swing and a miss Duffy!

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    lanainutahdesert  7 months ago

    Now’s the time to b*tch-slap Pastis.

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    zeexenon  7 months ago

    And their sword fight is scheduled for next day High Noon.

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    Norris66  7 months ago

    A lot of NFL teams need to draft a good de fence.

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    Smile Sardonically  7 months ago

    That reminds me, I need to clean out my back lot this spring. Anybody who wants to take a fence is welcome to.

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    Bilan  7 months ago

    Get the joke, but since Rat hates neighbor Bob, why would Pig even be asking?

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    pamela welch Premium Member 7 months ago

    There’s just no help for Rat — LOLOL

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    wildlandwaters  7 months ago

    D-fense! D-fense!

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    Steverino Premium Member 7 months ago

    At least Pig isn’t a fence.

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    mholding  7 months ago

    sometimes simple and stupid is soooooo the funniest

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