Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 21, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 months ago

    I don’t want to milk her now

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    BasilBruce  about 2 months ago

    Better look out for Maxwell’s Silver Hammer.

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    ronaldspence  about 2 months ago

    another shady pun from our artist!

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    Hello Everyone  about 2 months ago

    Is Pig always the straight man? He never threatens Stephan, unlike Rat. I’m surprised Goat is angry.

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    Bilan  about 2 months ago

    Yesterday. All the puns seemed far away. Now it looks as though they’re here to stay

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    Digital Frog  about 2 months ago

    He tried to ask both Lucy and later her little sister Jen on a date, but neither Lucy nor wee Jen would.

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    TampaFanatic1  about 2 months ago

    Hey Pastis: “No one” should be “No Udder”…

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    Cornelius Noodleman  about 2 months ago

    Shades of purple.

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    hariseldon59  about 2 months ago

    I just heard George Harrison turning over in his grave.

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    markkahler52  about 2 months ago

    You’ve milked your final pun with me, Stephan. It’s gone sour (and cheesy)….

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    iggyman  about 2 months ago

    Pastis, “Let It Be”!

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    luca.debus creator about 2 months ago

    Utterly moving!

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    cracker65  about 2 months ago

    Let it be, goat.

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    scote1379 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Hey Jude don’t look so sad ( it’s just a clever Pun , sorry I don’t do rhymes at 4:58am ! )

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    franki_g  about 2 months ago

    Shady

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    johndifool  about 2 months ago

    The walrus was Stephan.

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    phritzg Premium Member about 2 months ago

    And when you’re rolling up these blinds, the cow sings that old TV theme song: “Moovin’ on Up”

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    WaitingMan  about 2 months ago

    When George Harrison did his one American tour, he changed the line to “Something in the way she moves it” with a little sneer.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 2 months ago

    Time to move on to the udder one.

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    bigger Nate  about 2 months ago

    That’s udder nonsense

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    Gent  about 2 months ago

    Eh look like he milking pun but me no get it?

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    Geophyzz  about 2 months ago

    It’s certainly true, and validates that old saying, “Hate to see you go; but love to watch you walk away.”

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    Denver Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I don’t want a lever now.

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    DanielRyanMulligan1  about 2 months ago

    You’re living in the past, my friend, you’re living in in the past…Dan aka…

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    Tallguy  about 2 months ago

    We DO wanna leave you now.

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    mrwiskers  about 2 months ago

    Groan

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    wirepunchr  about 2 months ago

    That was a long trip for the ending.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 2 months ago

    Don’t wanna louver now…

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    Cary Rodda Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Hahaha! Ouch. It hurts to laugh at that one. :D

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    Charles & Susan  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    So funny! Udderly ridiculous!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 2 months ago

    You know that it is coming, but not sure how bad it will be!!

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    Ellis97  about 2 months ago

    I didn’t know Pig was into cows.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I thought it was clever. Maybe not a big laugh but cute.

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    royq27  about 2 months ago

    Temu will have them in stock by noon…

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I was udderly blinds sided by this one.

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    aerotica69  about 2 months ago

    Absolutely brilliant. (haven’t had my coffee yet)

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    Slowly, he turned...  about 2 months ago

    I like these, but do they come in a different color? I never saw a purple cow…

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    anvlu  about 2 months ago

    The retired sea captain hated sea birds . He would walk along the shoreline throwing rocks at any he saw . He’d leave no tern unstoned .

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    lavender headgear  about 2 months ago

    You don’t have to buy one. You can rent it. It’ll be your part time louver.

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    Goat from PBS  about 2 months ago

    I’m attracted to puns. I cannot get enough of them.

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    Rotary12 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Stephan must have been listening to “Number one blind” by Varuca Salt when writing this one.

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    mindjob  about 2 months ago

    Good thing it doesn’t say My Sweet Lord, you don’t want a lawsuit on your hands

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 2 months ago

    This joke is just six words long.

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    notmoving Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Whoo! I did not see that one coming! Congrats, Stephan!

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    karenjean123 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Thank you for the laugh. Appreciate you and your “staff”!

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    hmofo813 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Dreadful. Worthless. It’s the exact same strip every time: “Pastis” does a terrible gag, and in the last panel, one of his characters insults (or physically abuses) him for it. Why would you do that same strip more than once ever? Why would he do that like every third Sunday when he’s capable of doing a strip that’s actually entertaining instead?

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    KageKat  about 2 months ago

    I wasn’t sure if the joke would be a pun about The Louvre…

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    win.45mag  about 2 months ago

    Happiness is a warm gun, momma.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  about 2 months ago

    When you think about it reverse engineering a phrase into a pun like takes more than a bit of talent.

    Bravo

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    rugeirn  about 2 months ago

    Mr. Pastis is a deeply disturbed individual.

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    William Robbins Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Pretty sure I’ve never found one funny, but occasionally i don’t see it coming in the first frame. So… congrats?

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    Kenneth Books Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Strips like this are really getting old.

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    ladykat  about 2 months ago

    Ouch.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Love is blinds…

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    CeceliaWD Premium Member about 2 months ago

    If you have never seen the version of “Something” during the tribute Concert For George, check it out on YouTube.

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    Tetonbil Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Okay, I’m laughing. good one!

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    kjnrun  about 2 months ago

    Clever. I really enjoy how he comes up with these.

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    par4buffett  about 2 months ago

    i am still laughing. i had read thru all the sunday funnies, and had not laughed. then i realized i had not read Pearls Before Swine yet. ROTF… Something in the way Steve mooooves me, makes me laugh like no other….

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    zeexenon  about 2 months ago

    One of my smart-TV weather apps has a farm screen saver, including moving critters — I’m jarred awake then the Sandhill Cranes fly through the scene.

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    Robert Wilson Premium Member about 2 months ago

    The sound I made was a groan of envy. Well done!

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    marilynnbyerly  about 2 months ago

    The target audience must be really old for that joke to hit.

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    Ginny Premium Member about 2 months ago

    LOVED IT!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Steven, I like the way you think. FAR out of the box!

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    truthsocialol  about 2 months ago

    I was trying to figure it out without skipping ahead!

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    truthsocialol  about 2 months ago

    My favorite Pearls pun goes something like, “Count trees. Rhodes, take me home.”

    Anybody remember any part of that one?

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    KeithRoman  about 2 months ago

    My wife sells window coverings, and you got a big belly laugh out of her with that one!

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    SodaMicha el   about 2 months ago

    Didn’t see that one coming!

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    pamela welch Premium Member about 2 months ago

    G R O A N — LOLOL

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    John Jorgensen  about 2 months ago

    What’s Rat doing today that requires Goat to pinch hit for him?

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    Jaime Jean M  about 2 months ago

    Haha! I was expecting a pun but never saw that one coming.

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    Natarose  about 2 months ago

    Ok, that was a little funny.

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    magdala666  about 2 months ago

    I love Stephan’s puns—they are so punny!

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    Abraxas67134  about 2 months ago

    Another song about Patty Boyd? …..Patty……

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    MichiganMitten  about 2 months ago

    Hey, he’s not smoking, at least.

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Guffawing!!! Well done!

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    mikevanv Premium Member about 2 months ago

    One of the best songs of all time, and a great pun. Thanks, Stephan!

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    rogthedodge1  about 2 months ago

    Purple shades, all in my brain! Lately things don’t seem the same. Acting funny, but I don’t know why. Scuse me while I kiss this guy.

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    CalLadyQED  about 2 months ago

    And all this time I thought they were called slats

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    Rio Smith  about 2 months ago

    is perfect

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    gmu328  about 2 months ago

    would’ve thought that goat would appreciate the wit behind that one

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