Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 22, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 months ago

    That’s an industrial size honey bottle.

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    suv2000  about 2 months ago

    It’s a job

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    BasilBruce  about 2 months ago

    Is he allowed to tell a lady baker that he likes her sweet buns?

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    Robin Harwood  about 2 months ago

    Find a new strip, Goat.

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    ronaldspence  about 2 months ago

    so you can’t bear it Goat?

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    Concretionist  about 2 months ago

    It’s sad when you’re in a life that makes you unhappy. Fortunately for Goat, it’s a very thin (one pixel deep) life… and only one episode per day. At most.

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    Sanspareil  about 2 months ago

    Goat should move to, or create a new comic called the Goat Chronicles.

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    Keno21  about 2 months ago

    He could chastise everybody for everything they say and do, because it’s not PC. God knows, we all love that.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  about 2 months ago

    I can hardly bear it.

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    Yakety Sax  about 2 months ago

    Sweet!

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    iggyman  about 2 months ago

    In this case it’s alright, Pig!

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    iggyman  about 2 months ago

    Watch out for the P.C. Police!

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    cracker65  about 2 months ago

    Sweet

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    daDoctah1  about 2 months ago

    Look on the bright side, Goat. At least it’s not Family Circus.

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    Imagine  about 2 months ago

    Actually a honey bear.

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    Why can’t you call Honey, “Honey”?

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    cdward  about 2 months ago

    Pastis got us in another sticky situation.

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    maureenmck Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I watched an episode of Perry Mason, from the mid 50s, last night. Perry wanted Paul Drake to call someone at the telephone company to check the phone records of a suspect. Perry asked: “You have a contact there, don’t you?” Paul answered: “Yes, I know a couple of dolls who work there.”

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    Procat Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I wonder if it’s last name is wagon?

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    Ellis97  about 2 months ago

    Pig better not get cancelled.

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    johndifool  about 2 months ago

    Hello my baby

    Hello my honey

    Hello my rag-time bear

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    jel354  about 2 months ago

    Goat is not roaring with laughter.

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    Rick Parkhurst Premium Member about 2 months ago

    In Baltimore, everyone is a ‘Hon’ I do not think we are all sexist?

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    monya_43  about 2 months ago

    Goat isn’t complaining to Stephan, so he isn’t going anywhere else.

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    david_42  about 2 months ago

    We have a mutt named Honey – total sweetheart.

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    Goat from PBS  about 2 months ago

    That’s a lot of honey… I need to stop assuming.

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    robcarroll1213  about 2 months ago

    Looks like Honey’s bare.

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    elbow macaroni  about 2 months ago

    Calling someone “honey” is not sexist.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Maybe he’s going to Bee Happy and Eat His… never mind.

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    luca.debus creator about 2 months ago

    Just wait until Sweet Cakes shows up.

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    uniquename  about 2 months ago

    In the esoteric dept., it could have been Duke’s Vietnamese groupie.

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    wongo  about 2 months ago

    Is that a lid on your head, or you just glad to see me?

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago

    The Count hears the natives of New Guinea use it in their Uncle Finnegan Stew which tastes like chicken.

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    Linguist  about 2 months ago

    We all live in fear and awe of the GoatKomix Overlords & Arbiters of Good Taste (⊙△⊙❃)

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    Steverino Premium Member about 2 months ago

    At least Rat isn’t beating up on Pastis.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member about 2 months ago

    At this point, liberals should be ashamed of calling themselves liberals.

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    MarthaGwen Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I called my late husband, “Hon” pretty much the entire 58 years we were married.

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    zeexenon  about 2 months ago

    She’s been with me almost 80 years, and I love her dearly.

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    John Jorgensen  about 2 months ago

    This is the second day in a row where Goat seems to be in a role that I’d usually associate with Rat. Not sure I like that after all these years of getting used to the big three having distinct, unique personalities.

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    itsacatsworld Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Just bear with him.

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    Buoy  about 2 months ago

    What’s wrong with terms of enbearment? Go ahead, call me honey, I don’t mind.

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    Moore 1  about 2 months ago

    The first rule of hiking in the woods is to have a squeeze bottle of honey and bat and a hiking buddy. If you encounter a bear, take the knees out of buddy with the bat, squeeze honey on them and run like hell.

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    prrdh  about 2 months ago

    Shouldn’t that be ‘Hunny’?

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    fourteenpeeves  about 2 months ago

    And just like any squeeze container, it quits on you halfway through.

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    alexius23  about 2 months ago

    Sweet

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    pamela welch Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I’ve read this 4x and I’m still howling — LOLOL

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    eddi-TBH  about 2 months ago

    She’s my sweet hunny bear.

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    willie_mctell  about 2 months ago

    A world Goat never made.

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    clayface9 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    You and me both, Goat.

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