Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 20, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 months ago

    Snooze button! I press the OFF button and go back to sleep. I don’t want to be disturbed in 7 minutes.

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    DanielRyanMulligan1  about 2 months ago

    This is why, in all the alarms I set on my phone, I “disable” the snooze option, son!!!!(mike drop) Dan aka….

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    sirbadger  about 2 months ago

    I am wise, but I can’t sit in the lotus position. Will people accept me as a wise a$$?

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    BasilBruce  about 2 months ago

    Maybe if you can talk Pigita into sharing your bed . . .

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    Wilde Bill  about 2 months ago

    No snooze button. No alarm clock. I get up when I want to (or when the cats want me to).

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I get up and move to the couch, it’s a short walk!

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    syzygy47  about 2 months ago

    I have a gentle beeping alarm beside the bed. And a loud crack of doom one set in the hall outside my room set for 7 minutes later.

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    Imagine  about 2 months ago

    You snooze you lose.

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    carlsonbob  about 2 months ago

    Rat probably told him to drink beer.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 2 months ago

    Bacon. It’s time for you to morph into bacon, Pig.

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    Ellis97  about 2 months ago

    The one thing that brings me great joy is creative media.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 2 months ago

    There’s no better feeling then when the alarm goes off, but you realise you don’t have to get up and can go back to sleep.

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    iggyman  about 2 months ago

    As they say “Snooze, You Lose” Pig!

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    basspro  about 2 months ago

    Pig is standing on what appears to be a 80 degree angle, AMAZING!

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    iggyman  about 2 months ago

    The alarm goes off, I turn it off, fall asleep again, and complain I overslept!

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    Kurtass Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I couldn’t hit the snooze this morning, power was out. Couldn’t sleep either because CPAP wasn’t working. Bad first day off for vacation.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I’m one of those people who doesn’t need a clock to wake up. I cannot sleep in, my body won’t let me.

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    TMMILLER Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Snooze button…(Don’t use one) Cheese. Let’s not forget BACON!

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    monya_43  about 2 months ago

    Remember, Pig. “Blessed are the cheese makers.” (Monty Python “The Life of Brian”) We all have thought that cheese gave Pig joy.

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    royq27  about 2 months ago

    Don’t set your alarm, then the snooze button is unimportant.

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    rickseg  about 2 months ago

    My alarm clock is my bladder.

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    rshive  about 2 months ago

    The great Wise A$$ bursts bubbles.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Want a reliable alarm clock? Get a small dog…

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    Goat from PBS  about 2 months ago

    You could be a mattress tester at a furniture store, Pig. Surely they need those, right?

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    FireAnt_Hater  about 2 months ago

    Love it!

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    zeexenon  about 2 months ago

    OK, The Electoral Collage says we Americans are 51% unanimous.

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    pamela welch Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Stephan, are you projecting onto Pig? LOLOL

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    dan.mclennan5  about 2 months ago

    One of the first things I did when I retired was throw the bedside clock radio away.

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    Gordo4ever  about 2 months ago

    YES! je suis cochon!

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    tinstar  about 2 months ago

    What’s a snooze button (yes, that is sarcasm)?

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