Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 27, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 months ago

    Pig will probably be more successful with his list than Goat with his.

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    BasilBruce  about 2 months ago

    Goat, unless you are the fastest deck-builder who ever lived, there’s no way you’ll get that list done in one day.

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    carlsonbob  about 2 months ago

    Pig’s list is more realistic.

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    Botulism Bob  about 2 months ago

    Pig is like over 90% of everyone you meet.

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    californiamonty  about 2 months ago

    Same here, Pig; same here.

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    ronaldspence  about 2 months ago

    good start Pog! Goat is just going to push his list til tomorrow anyway…

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    enigmamz  about 2 months ago

    Baby steps.

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    ChristineFoxdale  about 2 months ago

    1) Get through today

    2) Try not to worry about tomorrow

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    iggyman  about 2 months ago

    Just stay away from Oscar Mayer ,Pig, and you will be fine!

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    Zykoic  about 2 months ago

    Take out trash, do dishes, simulate Josephson junction DFF.

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    Get through the day. Anything accomplished beyond that is a bonus.

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    DanielRyanMulligan1  about 2 months ago

    The sad truth of the matter is, the MOST DIFFICULT list in the world is in this comic strip, and it was written by PIG!!!! Dan aka…

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    Out of the Past  about 2 months ago

    I’d have to add “watch Jeopardy” to either one.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 2 months ago

    And what would happen if you did not “get through the day?”

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    M2MM  about 2 months ago

    At least Pig’s list is achievable. :)

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    Gent  about 2 months ago

    Of all days, Moanday is hardest to getting through.

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    Ellis97  about 2 months ago

    As long as you keep your chin up, you can get through anything.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Well, today is Memorial Day, when we pay our respects to those who made the ultimate sacrifice in military service to our country. Most of us think of them as heroes, but a former commander in chief calls them “losers” and “suckers”. Not just the ones who were killed, anyone who served at all! So if you’re a veteran, that’s what he thinks of YOU. And if you know some vets, that’s what he thinks of THEM. So do remember that on Nov. 5, when you’ll have a very meaningful opportunity to indicate what you think of HIM!

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    Goat from PBS  about 2 months ago

    I like Pig’s list a lot more. It seems more relatable to my life.

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    ladykat  about 2 months ago

    I’m more like Pig than Goat.

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    rshive  about 2 months ago

    Goat, the optimist. Pig, the realist.

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    Ralph Hapschatt  about 2 months ago

    Pig really is the smartest character here. I almost want to give up bacon…

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    uniquename  about 2 months ago

    Goat, your list is a short story. Well, it’s fiction anyhow.

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    mindjob  about 2 months ago

    It would take me a day just to get the materials and tools

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    akachman Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Love you, Pig. You have many friends. More than you know.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  about 2 months ago

    Pig is wise beyond his years.

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    MichaelD Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Strip of the day.

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    markkahler52  about 2 months ago

    You can make it thru today, but tomorrow never knows

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    zeexenon  about 2 months ago

    At 80, it’s a big gamble. Maybe, I’ll just move up my nap.

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    gaerfield  about 2 months ago

    This has got to be the best advice of today.

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    Thehag  about 2 months ago

    In Flanders Fields poem by John McCrae

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    willie_mctell  about 2 months ago

    At work I had a post it note screen saver. I liked to put up reminders like “Cure cancer” and “End world hunger.”

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    PeteBroccolo  about 2 months ago

    Same Pig, same.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I’m with pig.

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    Bilan  about 2 months ago

    If anybody’s learning French cooking, I’m willing to be your taste tester.

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    Buoy  about 2 months ago

    I have goat dreams and pig reality.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 2 months ago

    Deck building takes forever. You have to find a perfect board, install it, and go back to the lumberyard and find the next perfect board. You also need to exchange all of the nails or screws with the head on the wrong end.

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    John Jorgensen  about 2 months ago

    Methinks he’s enormously overestimating both the time and the energy he’ll have left after building the deck.

    Unless maybe he almost finished the deck yesterday and has just a little more to go?

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    MarshaOstroff  about 2 months ago

    Me too, amigo Pig, me too ….

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    razzledazzle295  about 2 months ago

    That’s my plan when I’m at work.

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    InuYugiHakusho  about 2 months ago

    That’s the kind of list you can only take one day at a time.

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    rgcviper  about 2 months ago

    Same here, Pig. Hang in there, buddy.

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